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jason 🏳️🌈
@ontojenesis.bsky.social
· Feb 16
augie saw the groomer today and is showing off how cute he looks
found out this morning that i’m acknowledged in a textbook. maybe i will give a shred of a fuck now this week.
November 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
found out this morning that i’m acknowledged in a textbook. maybe i will give a shred of a fuck now this week.
feel like this might be a gives zero fucks week
November 24, 2025 at 12:10 PM
feel like this might be a gives zero fucks week
do i channel linda belcher and go for the bottle of wine?
i can’t find the gif of ‘mommy doesn’t get drunk. she just has fun.’ so picture it, like i know you just did.
i can’t find the gif of ‘mommy doesn’t get drunk. she just has fun.’ so picture it, like i know you just did.
November 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
do i channel linda belcher and go for the bottle of wine?
i can’t find the gif of ‘mommy doesn’t get drunk. she just has fun.’ so picture it, like i know you just did.
i can’t find the gif of ‘mommy doesn’t get drunk. she just has fun.’ so picture it, like i know you just did.
(if no alt txt: gif is astarion from baldur’s gate 3 saying ‘i feel a little bit attacked’)
November 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
(if no alt txt: gif is astarion from baldur’s gate 3 saying ‘i feel a little bit attacked’)
my mom’s memory, post-stroke:
in a grocery store today and she was amazed by jiffy-pop and thought it was an amazing new thing.
we were never allowed to get jiffy-pop as kids because it was always easier and cheaper to just make it yourself.
in a grocery store today and she was amazed by jiffy-pop and thought it was an amazing new thing.
we were never allowed to get jiffy-pop as kids because it was always easier and cheaper to just make it yourself.
November 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
my mom’s memory, post-stroke:
in a grocery store today and she was amazed by jiffy-pop and thought it was an amazing new thing.
we were never allowed to get jiffy-pop as kids because it was always easier and cheaper to just make it yourself.
in a grocery store today and she was amazed by jiffy-pop and thought it was an amazing new thing.
we were never allowed to get jiffy-pop as kids because it was always easier and cheaper to just make it yourself.
the photos from the NTSB preliminary report on that UPS flight are shocking. that pylon separation is wild.
November 21, 2025 at 12:54 AM
the photos from the NTSB preliminary report on that UPS flight are shocking. that pylon separation is wild.
leg acting all shit today. first relapse in a month and a half. as before, triggered by too many stairs. i think this means future trips to montmarte will require the funiculaire.
November 20, 2025 at 9:38 PM
leg acting all shit today. first relapse in a month and a half. as before, triggered by too many stairs. i think this means future trips to montmarte will require the funiculaire.
if i ever message you at 6am, i apologize. i don’t operate on normal human time and was probably already up for 3 hours.
November 19, 2025 at 12:32 PM
if i ever message you at 6am, i apologize. i don’t operate on normal human time and was probably already up for 3 hours.
i have so much shit to do this evening and i can’t even be bothered to make myself dinner. this does not bode well for productivity.
November 18, 2025 at 11:03 PM
i have so much shit to do this evening and i can’t even be bothered to make myself dinner. this does not bode well for productivity.
someone doesnt want the dog dad to go to work this morning
November 17, 2025 at 11:44 AM
someone doesnt want the dog dad to go to work this morning
i have a few friends who have periodically, over the last few years have been real troopers on dealing with the dark vacuum that has been my self-esteem, but i’m slowly crawling out of the pit that my exploded personal life left me in. they’ve helped. i gotta do it myself, though.
November 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
i have a few friends who have periodically, over the last few years have been real troopers on dealing with the dark vacuum that has been my self-esteem, but i’m slowly crawling out of the pit that my exploded personal life left me in. they’ve helped. i gotta do it myself, though.
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Name a Godzilla character you love, not including Godzilla.
Mothra
Mothra
November 16, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Name a Godzilla character you love, not including Godzilla.
Mothra
Mothra
there’s a dirt ass cheap burger joint in paris whose name translates to ‘eat and fuck off’ and how have i never been there?
November 15, 2025 at 11:30 PM
there’s a dirt ass cheap burger joint in paris whose name translates to ‘eat and fuck off’ and how have i never been there?
why has this person devoted the first 3 minutes of a 12 minute film to just credits?
November 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
why has this person devoted the first 3 minutes of a 12 minute film to just credits?
my regular suburban coffee joint is SLAMMMMED at 8am on a saturday morning
November 15, 2025 at 1:12 PM
my regular suburban coffee joint is SLAMMMMED at 8am on a saturday morning
so many short films viewed the last few days. a doc today made me stop because the synopsis was word vomit and the film a low rent koyaanisqatsi with way too much slow-mo. i wanted my 3 hours back. too bad it was only 20 minutes long.
November 15, 2025 at 2:31 AM
so many short films viewed the last few days. a doc today made me stop because the synopsis was word vomit and the film a low rent koyaanisqatsi with way too much slow-mo. i wanted my 3 hours back. too bad it was only 20 minutes long.
Liam Stone-Type 1 Diabetes Awareness
YouTube video by Jason Johncock
youtu.be
November 14, 2025 at 12:40 AM
do i treat myself to a pizza tonight?
November 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
do i treat myself to a pizza tonight?
me: “goddamnit now i have to replace a toaster”
also me: “oh. oops. guess i should plug it back in.”
also me: “oh. oops. guess i should plug it back in.”
November 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
me: “goddamnit now i have to replace a toaster”
also me: “oh. oops. guess i should plug it back in.”
also me: “oh. oops. guess i should plug it back in.”
was in the dentist’s chair for what felt like the millionth time this year, but this time it was just cleaning and everything was fine and i’m glad to have that finally finished
November 12, 2025 at 12:47 AM
was in the dentist’s chair for what felt like the millionth time this year, but this time it was just cleaning and everything was fine and i’m glad to have that finally finished
augie is off in thought
November 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
augie is off in thought
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@ontojenesis.bsky.social more like France-ing Through Life amirite
Prancing Through Life
November 8, 2025 at 5:26 AM
@ontojenesis.bsky.social more like France-ing Through Life amirite
duolingo can’t figure tf out if it wants to align the subjunctive with statements that require, or don’t require, the subjunctive, and changes it’s mind from statement to statement
November 6, 2025 at 11:07 PM
duolingo can’t figure tf out if it wants to align the subjunctive with statements that require, or don’t require, the subjunctive, and changes it’s mind from statement to statement
there’s this really hot guy i see periodically, and i always wish he’d wear flattering pants because he just does not and i’m sure they’d do him great justice
November 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM
there’s this really hot guy i see periodically, and i always wish he’d wear flattering pants because he just does not and i’m sure they’d do him great justice
if i didnt have a meeting at 2, i’d take the rest of the day off.
November 6, 2025 at 3:37 PM
if i didnt have a meeting at 2, i’d take the rest of the day off.