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Ryan Onus (he/him) πŸπŸ™ƒ
@onusryans87.bsky.social
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Living as a democrat in a fascist controlled world. At least there’s upside down pineapple 🍍
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When the weather is nice and the golf course which is normally empty suddenly has a 9 cart waitlist. Df is a membership for if not cutting the line.

#golf
#dadgolf
#indiana
Well apparently my 11 yo knows what it leans if someone has a dump truck.

My 4 yo said she saw one on way to school. I muttered I see one whenever mommy bends over.

11yo makes a face and goes β€œew dad! I don’t want to hear that!”

#dadlife
#huffpost
#huffingtonpost
That moment you realize you don’t matter to your spouse and you die inside but pretend you’re fine

#indiana
#divorcedlife
Owning a pool with kids is like trying to have fun but then remembering you’re Amish

#dadlife
#huffpostparents
#dadlife
That disappointing moment when you check your tinder at a school function for your kid that ain’t no one else around you DTF
Here’s to my final day at a shit show of a job!

#worksucks
#dadlife
I genuinely hope someone makes an AI thing of the dude at the boxing match saying β€œLETS GET READY TO CONCLAAAAAAAAAAAVVEEE!”
πŸ–• boo hoo hoo. The hot lady is actually mean to fascists boo hoo hoo
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No tax on overtime, bc no one will have any over time.

Tariffs? Again that's going to do nothing but screw us some more.

Also wtf Punchbowl news.

Scott Besset just lied to Americans to. But also accidentally told the truth.

This regime is a nightmare. They need removed.

#SheShed #MomSky
Keep forgetting that Bluesky even exists πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ
Cleaned the kids’ room todayβ€”not out of love, but because I was one LEGO away from a foot-based ER visit. They’d never do it themselves unless I hid snacks under the laundry. Dad life: where β€œclean” means β€œI shoved it all under the bed and prayed.”

#dadlife
#girldad
#boydad
On April 5, we’re uniting to say Hands Off! Join me to fight back against Trump’s unprecedented power grab. app.sosha.ai/s/eKdzWv8c
Join me on April 5th
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That moment when it doesn’t matter how much you do or how much she does, it’s all just showmanship
Let me be very clear: it is spring break. The classrooms are quiet. The toys remain untouched. There are no shoes mysteriously left in the hallway. The children are home, but we are still here, working. Childcare staff deserve dignity, respect, and a full classroom.

#SpringBreak #ChildcareWorkers
Ah, Fridayβ€”the workers’ brief respite! The sun shines, a fleeting illusion of harmony, yet the storms of contradiction gather. May their fury not bring destruction, but instead paint the sky in dialectical beauty, a testament to nature’s power. Let us hope for awe, not ruin.
#storms
#spring
The air is heavy with unseen sorrow, and hearts falter without cause. A shadow passes, nameless yet felt, as if the world itself sighs in despair. What omen stirs this restless gloom? What fate looms unseen? Even the stars seem dim. #Melancholy #UnseenShadow #WhatComesNext
A rosy cheek may mask a heavy frame, yet wit and warmth outshine the slender shade. Judge not by girth, for false is beauty’s claim—’tis heart and mirth that make true love conveyed. #obesity #Sonnet #JudgeNot #TrueBeauty #MoreToLove #Poetry