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Ryan Onus (he/him) 🍍🙃 @onusryans87.bsky.social · Aug 2

When the weather is nice and the golf course which is normally empty suddenly has a 9 cart waitlist. Df is a membership for if not cutting the line.

#golf
#dadgolf
#indiana

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Ryan Onus (he/him) 🍍🙃 @onusryans87.bsky.social · Jul 27

Well apparently my 11 yo knows what it leans if someone has a dump truck.

My 4 yo said she saw one on way to school. I muttered I see one whenever mommy bends over.

11yo makes a face and goes “ew dad! I don’t want to hear that!”

#dadlife
#huffpost
#huffingtonpost

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Ryan Onus (he/him) 🍍🙃 @onusryans87.bsky.social · Jul 22

Forgot Bluesky existed gain damnit

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Ryan Onus (he/him) 🍍🙃 @onusryans87.bsky.social · Jul 13

That moment you realize you don’t matter to your spouse and you die inside but pretend you’re fine

#indiana
#divorcedlife

Ryan Onus (he/him) 🍍🙃 @onusryans87.bsky.social · Jun 30

Fml I keep forgetting this even exists

#bluesky
#socialmedia
#fktrump

Ryan Onus (he/him) 🍍🙃 @onusryans87.bsky.social · Jun 22

Owning a pool with kids is like trying to have fun but then remembering you’re Amish

#dadlife
#huffpostparents
#dadlife

Ryan Onus (he/him) 🍍🙃 @onusryans87.bsky.social · Jun 8

What’s happening right now in LA is #fascism

#trump
#maga
#christiannarionalism
#evil

Ryan Onus (he/him) 🍍🙃 @onusryans87.bsky.social · May 30

That disappointing moment when you check your tinder at a school function for your kid that ain’t no one else around you DTF

Ryan Onus (he/him) 🍍🙃 @onusryans87.bsky.social · May 30

Here’s to my final day at a shit show of a job!

#worksucks
#dadlife

Ryan Onus (he/him) 🍍🙃 @onusryans87.bsky.social · May 7

I genuinely hope someone makes an AI thing of the dude at the boxing match saying “LETS GET READY TO CONCLAAAAAAAAAAAVVEEE!”

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Ryan Onus (he/him) 🍍🙃 @onusryans87.bsky.social · Apr 29

🖕 boo hoo hoo. The hot lady is actually mean to fascists boo hoo hoo

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🖤💋SammieSam💋🖤 @sammiestsam.sheshed.rocks · Apr 29

No tax on overtime, bc no one will have any over time.

Tariffs? Again that's going to do nothing but screw us some more.

Also wtf Punchbowl news.

Scott Besset just lied to Americans to. But also accidentally told the truth.

This regime is a nightmare. They need removed.

#SheShed #MomSky

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Ryan Onus (he/him) 🍍🙃 @onusryans87.bsky.social · Apr 29

Keep forgetting that Bluesky even exists 🤦‍♂️

Ryan Onus (he/him) 🍍🙃 @onusryans87.bsky.social · Apr 25

Keep fighting

Resist

#handsof2025

Ryan Onus (he/him) 🍍🙃 @onusryans87.bsky.social · Apr 6

Cleaned the kids’ room today—not out of love, but because I was one LEGO away from a foot-based ER visit. They’d never do it themselves unless I hid snacks under the laundry. Dad life: where “clean” means “I shoved it all under the bed and prayed.”

#dadlife
#girldad
#boydad

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Ryan Onus (he/him) 🍍🙃 @onusryans87.bsky.social · Apr 1

Go @corybooker.com go!

#resist
#handsoff2025

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Ryan Onus (he/him) 🍍🙃 @onusryans87.bsky.social · Mar 27

Baseball is fucking back!

#NYMets #MLB #baseball

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Ryan Onus (he/him) 🍍🙃 @onusryans87.bsky.social · Mar 26

On April 5, we’re uniting to say Hands Off! Join me to fight back against Trump’s unprecedented power grab. app.sosha.ai/s/eKdzWv8c

Join me on April 5th

app.sosha.ai

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Ryan Onus (he/him) 🍍🙃 @onusryans87.bsky.social · Mar 26

That moment when it doesn’t matter how much you do or how much she does, it’s all just showmanship

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Ryan Onus (he/him) 🍍🙃 @onusryans87.bsky.social · Mar 17

Let me be very clear: it is spring break. The classrooms are quiet. The toys remain untouched. There are no shoes mysteriously left in the hallway. The children are home, but we are still here, working. Childcare staff deserve dignity, respect, and a full classroom.

#SpringBreak #ChildcareWorkers

Ryan Onus (he/him) 🍍🙃 @onusryans87.bsky.social · Mar 14

Ah, Friday—the workers’ brief respite! The sun shines, a fleeting illusion of harmony, yet the storms of contradiction gather. May their fury not bring destruction, but instead paint the sky in dialectical beauty, a testament to nature’s power. Let us hope for awe, not ruin.
#storms
#spring

Ryan Onus (he/him) 🍍🙃 @onusryans87.bsky.social · Mar 10

The air is heavy with unseen sorrow, and hearts falter without cause. A shadow passes, nameless yet felt, as if the world itself sighs in despair. What omen stirs this restless gloom? What fate looms unseen? Even the stars seem dim. #Melancholy #UnseenShadow #WhatComesNext

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Ryan Onus (he/him) 🍍🙃 @onusryans87.bsky.social · Mar 9

A rosy cheek may mask a heavy frame, yet wit and warmth outshine the slender shade. Judge not by girth, for false is beauty’s claim—’tis heart and mirth that make true love conveyed. #obesity #Sonnet #JudgeNot #TrueBeauty #MoreToLove #Poetry

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Ryan Onus (he/him) 🍍🙃 @onusryans87.bsky.social · Mar 8

I was 16

Ryan Onus (he/him) 🍍🙃 @onusryans87.bsky.social · Mar 8

I need a girl like this in my life