Kurt - 051
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Kurt - 051
@onyxforged.bsky.social
· Nov 26
You taught who exactly?
Akemi I taught you better than this.
bully the spook with your fists.
bully the spook with your fists.
Lmao opsec
July 20, 2025 at 9:02 PM
You taught who exactly?
Not this shite again, please.
February 12, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Not this shite again, please.
Cue slipspace jump in 5…
< — she’s thrown herself out of the airlock.
She’s just drifting in space.
Chilling it up.
She’s just drifting in space.
Chilling it up.
February 9, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Cue slipspace jump in 5…
Good job team.
< — unconscious, may be related to the small collection of darts in her neck.
February 9, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Good job team.
🦇Do you think drydock workers are forever annoyed at the Spartan shaped holes in infinity’s walls?
February 9, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Spartan-100 has been dispatched to remove you from the vents.
But.. but she’s in the vents already.. plus she’s not causing a ruckus with Daisy this time
Plus he gave her orders which are specifically targeted on her shortness!
Plus he gave her orders which are specifically targeted on her shortness!
Denied.
February 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Spartan-100 has been dispatched to remove you from the vents.
Denied.
Oh no she wasn’t asking for help she was asking for permission to terrify
Meaning Lucy, to clarify.
February 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Denied.
Meaning Lucy, to clarify.
Nope, not savin' ye.
February 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Meaning Lucy, to clarify.
Nope, not savin' ye.
February 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Nope, not savin' ye.
Every other hour is a tad bit extreme for a crew runnin’ short, wouldn’t ye think?
February 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Every other hour is a tad bit extreme for a crew runnin’ short, wouldn’t ye think?
How'd you not kill her instantly is my biggest question.
«How does it feel that a III, who had no idea who the chick was, punched Halsey?»
February 8, 2025 at 4:05 AM
How'd you not kill her instantly is my biggest question.
It's a perfectly reasonable memo.
He…he really doesn’t…?
He doesn’t see the issue.
February 6, 2025 at 1:17 AM
It's a perfectly reasonable memo.
He doesn’t see the issue.
For everyone else’s wellbeing: He’s never approving a paper req from Kurt ever again.
He’s sent out a memo.
February 5, 2025 at 12:13 AM
He doesn’t see the issue.
Bypassing the auto response:
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[Automated response]: Sorry, office hours are closed, the office hours are etched into her desk.
Any and all memos will be ignored till the next morning, no sooner or later
Any and all memos will be ignored till the next morning, no sooner or later
He’s sent out a memo.
February 4, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Bypassing the auto response:
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For everyone else’s wellbeing: He’s never approving a paper req from Kurt ever again.
February 4, 2025 at 11:11 PM
For everyone else’s wellbeing: He’s never approving a paper req from Kurt ever again.
He’s sent out a memo.
February 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
He’s sent out a memo.
No surprise there.
February 4, 2025 at 2:15 AM
No surprise there.
You have the entirety of Waypoint at your disposal, look it up like a grown ass adult should when they don’t know something.
You’re all bullying me for not knowing what it is instead of just telling me.
I’m genuinely this close to putting you in a mental health ward.
February 4, 2025 at 12:54 AM
You have the entirety of Waypoint at your disposal, look it up like a grown ass adult should when they don’t know something.
I’m genuinely this close to putting you in a mental health ward.
February 4, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I’m genuinely this close to putting you in a mental health ward.
Sex is the thing Lana clearly wants to do to you, idiot.
February 4, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Sex is the thing Lana clearly wants to do to you, idiot.
Marcus please inform me on how Yvette earned her rank with that much brain damage.
February 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Marcus please inform me on how Yvette earned her rank with that much brain damage.
