ᴊᴏɴ ᴅᴀᴠɪᴇs
@thepaperworker.bsky.social
ʜᴀʟᴏ ʀᴏʟᴇᴘʟᴀʏ - ᴍᴠ - ᴍᴅɴɪ - ᴏᴄ - ʙʏ ǫᴜᴇᴇᴋ
Pinned
He’s making the crew do some extra security drills. Everyone’s competent and he trusts his new crew, but he can’t escape the feeling they’re complacent.
Jon’s not even sure if he’s right.
But better safe than sorry, huh?
Jon’s not even sure if he’s right.
But better safe than sorry, huh?
January 28, 2026 at 2:25 PM
He’s making the crew do some extra security drills. Everyone’s competent and he trusts his new crew, but he can’t escape the feeling they’re complacent.
Jon’s not even sure if he’s right.
But better safe than sorry, huh?
Jon’s not even sure if he’s right.
But better safe than sorry, huh?
I’m very happy with my station, sir, but I appreciate your sentiment all the same.
How have you been anyway?
Irritating super-humans aside, I mean.
How have you been anyway?
Irritating super-humans aside, I mean.
January 26, 2026 at 10:56 PM
I’m very happy with my station, sir, but I appreciate your sentiment all the same.
How have you been anyway?
Irritating super-humans aside, I mean.
How have you been anyway?
Irritating super-humans aside, I mean.
please don’t promote me again
January 26, 2026 at 10:46 PM
please don’t promote me again
You’re better off ignoring her, sir.
That Spartan really isn’t worth the trouble.
That Spartan really isn’t worth the trouble.
January 26, 2026 at 10:39 PM
You’re better off ignoring her, sir.
That Spartan really isn’t worth the trouble.
That Spartan really isn’t worth the trouble.
I thought that was a good speech, sir.
A very, very fine speech indeed.
A very, very fine speech indeed.
January 26, 2026 at 10:37 PM
I thought that was a good speech, sir.
A very, very fine speech indeed.
A very, very fine speech indeed.
Reposted by ᴊᴏɴ ᴅᴀᴠɪᴇs
The colour coordination.
The neatly written name tags.
The lack of sticky-out bits.
The very neutral wooden cabinet.
Uuuuuuuuuuuuugh.
He’s feeling things.
#SeductiveSunday
The neatly written name tags.
The lack of sticky-out bits.
The very neutral wooden cabinet.
Uuuuuuuuuuuuugh.
He’s feeling things.
#SeductiveSunday
January 25, 2026 at 6:59 PM
The colour coordination.
The neatly written name tags.
The lack of sticky-out bits.
The very neutral wooden cabinet.
Uuuuuuuuuuuuugh.
He’s feeling things.
#SeductiveSunday
The neatly written name tags.
The lack of sticky-out bits.
The very neutral wooden cabinet.
Uuuuuuuuuuuuugh.
He’s feeling things.
#SeductiveSunday
How can you hate someone whose merely admiring *ᴘᴇʀғᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ*
Somehow, you managed to be the worst today.
The colour coordination.
The neatly written name tags.
The lack of sticky-out bits.
The very neutral wooden cabinet.
Uuuuuuuuuuuuugh.
He’s feeling things.
#SeductiveSunday
The neatly written name tags.
The lack of sticky-out bits.
The very neutral wooden cabinet.
Uuuuuuuuuuuuugh.
He’s feeling things.
#SeductiveSunday
January 25, 2026 at 7:01 PM
How can you hate someone whose merely admiring *ᴘᴇʀғᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ*
The colour coordination.
The neatly written name tags.
The lack of sticky-out bits.
The very neutral wooden cabinet.
Uuuuuuuuuuuuugh.
He’s feeling things.
#SeductiveSunday
The neatly written name tags.
The lack of sticky-out bits.
The very neutral wooden cabinet.
Uuuuuuuuuuuuugh.
He’s feeling things.
#SeductiveSunday
January 25, 2026 at 6:59 PM
The colour coordination.
The neatly written name tags.
The lack of sticky-out bits.
The very neutral wooden cabinet.
Uuuuuuuuuuuuugh.
He’s feeling things.
#SeductiveSunday
The neatly written name tags.
The lack of sticky-out bits.
The very neutral wooden cabinet.
Uuuuuuuuuuuuugh.
He’s feeling things.
#SeductiveSunday
Hello, everyone! I’m just visiting whil—
—what the fuck?
—what the fuck?
January 22, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Hello, everyone! I’m just visiting whil—
—what the fuck?
—what the fuck?
< — makes vaguely english noises
January 6, 2026 at 2:44 PM
< — makes vaguely english noises
< — doing some paperwork
January 5, 2026 at 1:11 AM
< — doing some paperwork
He’s made planet-fall today. Helping to organise the spread of the supplies he’s ferried to a colony stricken by some minor disease going around.
The hypochondriac in him wants to die, but if he can help then he will.
The hypochondriac in him wants to die, but if he can help then he will.
January 4, 2026 at 12:22 PM
He’s made planet-fall today. Helping to organise the spread of the supplies he’s ferried to a colony stricken by some minor disease going around.
The hypochondriac in him wants to die, but if he can help then he will.
The hypochondriac in him wants to die, but if he can help then he will.
Desperately calling the Salisbury for pick-up. In the mean time, he’ll just organise his replacement’s paperwork.
Colour coordinated over alphabetical?
What an incompetent bastard.
Colour coordinated over alphabetical?
What an incompetent bastard.
January 2, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Desperately calling the Salisbury for pick-up. In the mean time, he’ll just organise his replacement’s paperwork.
Colour coordinated over alphabetical?
What an incompetent bastard.
Colour coordinated over alphabetical?
What an incompetent bastard.
He’s still getting over his own new rank.
He doesn’t need that as well.
He doesn’t need that as well.
January 2, 2026 at 2:26 PM
He’s still getting over his own new rank.
He doesn’t need that as well.
He doesn’t need that as well.
Quietly not pointing out that he’s still on the Infinity after the party.
He does not want to get drawn into whatever the hell is going on.
That is someone else’s problem.
He does not want to get drawn into whatever the hell is going on.
That is someone else’s problem.
January 2, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Quietly not pointing out that he’s still on the Infinity after the party.
He does not want to get drawn into whatever the hell is going on.
That is someone else’s problem.
He does not want to get drawn into whatever the hell is going on.
That is someone else’s problem.
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Reposted by ᴊᴏɴ ᴅᴀᴠɪᴇs
RE: My VIKI account
As you might have noticed, I just deleted my VIKI account. Simply put: Will Smith (who was A: in the movie she’s in and B: in the pinned I had) has had some fucked allegations thrown at him.
I’m not saying exactly for the sake of timeline comfort but y’know. It’s -
As you might have noticed, I just deleted my VIKI account. Simply put: Will Smith (who was A: in the movie she’s in and B: in the pinned I had) has had some fucked allegations thrown at him.
I’m not saying exactly for the sake of timeline comfort but y’know. It’s -
January 2, 2026 at 9:57 AM
RE: My VIKI account
As you might have noticed, I just deleted my VIKI account. Simply put: Will Smith (who was A: in the movie she’s in and B: in the pinned I had) has had some fucked allegations thrown at him.
I’m not saying exactly for the sake of timeline comfort but y’know. It’s -
As you might have noticed, I just deleted my VIKI account. Simply put: Will Smith (who was A: in the movie she’s in and B: in the pinned I had) has had some fucked allegations thrown at him.
I’m not saying exactly for the sake of timeline comfort but y’know. It’s -
It’s a trick, Marcus.
To get it she’d have to come here.
To get it she’d have to come here.
I can’t let that happen.
He has a spare pad if Yvette needs it.
She’d just have to come here and get it from him.
She’d just have to come here and get it from him.
January 1, 2026 at 1:35 AM
It’s a trick, Marcus.
To get it she’d have to come here.
To get it she’d have to come here.
He has a spare pad if Yvette needs it.
She’d just have to come here and get it from him.
She’d just have to come here and get it from him.
January 1, 2026 at 1:32 AM
He has a spare pad if Yvette needs it.
She’d just have to come here and get it from him.
She’d just have to come here and get it from him.
After a top-up: He takes a sip.
It’s not awful…? But he’s definitely not a natural vodka guy.
“Exhausting.”
Not that he’d admit it, but so far he’s held up pretty well in his new role. But the pressure he’s put on himself is downright lethal.
“I really don’t get why I got picked.”
It’s not awful…? But he’s definitely not a natural vodka guy.
“Exhausting.”
Not that he’d admit it, but so far he’s held up pretty well in his new role. But the pressure he’s put on himself is downright lethal.
“I really don’t get why I got picked.”
Passing him his chaser, she takes her own shot. Exhaling through her nose, she glances his way.
"Fine. How's your promotion?"
She's not very good at this either.
"Fine. How's your promotion?"
She's not very good at this either.
He takes it, and smiles a little.
“Thanks.”
Oh god. A small talk moment.
He’s got this. He’s got this.
“H-how have you been?”
That was okay? Right?
“Thanks.”
Oh god. A small talk moment.
He’s got this. He’s got this.
“H-how have you been?”
That was okay? Right?
January 1, 2026 at 12:51 AM
After a top-up: He takes a sip.
It’s not awful…? But he’s definitely not a natural vodka guy.
“Exhausting.”
Not that he’d admit it, but so far he’s held up pretty well in his new role. But the pressure he’s put on himself is downright lethal.
“I really don’t get why I got picked.”
It’s not awful…? But he’s definitely not a natural vodka guy.
“Exhausting.”
Not that he’d admit it, but so far he’s held up pretty well in his new role. But the pressure he’s put on himself is downright lethal.
“I really don’t get why I got picked.”
He takes it, and smiles a little.
“Thanks.”
Oh god. A small talk moment.
He’s got this. He’s got this.
“H-how have you been?”
That was okay? Right?
“Thanks.”
Oh god. A small talk moment.
He’s got this. He’s got this.
“H-how have you been?”
That was okay? Right?
She makes a smaller than usual shot, noting his hesitation.
"Here."
Sliding it over she readies a suitable chaser.
"Here."
Sliding it over she readies a suitable chaser.
He thinks about it for a second, but sure.
Why not?
“Thank you, Kaja.”
His tone is a mixture of complete anxiety, and overly polite gratitude.
Why not?
“Thank you, Kaja.”
His tone is a mixture of complete anxiety, and overly polite gratitude.
January 1, 2026 at 12:36 AM
He takes it, and smiles a little.
“Thanks.”
Oh god. A small talk moment.
He’s got this. He’s got this.
“H-how have you been?”
That was okay? Right?
“Thanks.”
Oh god. A small talk moment.
He’s got this. He’s got this.
“H-how have you been?”
That was okay? Right?
He thinks about it for a second, but sure.
Why not?
“Thank you, Kaja.”
His tone is a mixture of complete anxiety, and overly polite gratitude.
Why not?
“Thank you, Kaja.”
His tone is a mixture of complete anxiety, and overly polite gratitude.
Offers him some vodka.
"Viina?"
"Viina?"
January 1, 2026 at 12:23 AM
He thinks about it for a second, but sure.
Why not?
“Thank you, Kaja.”
His tone is a mixture of complete anxiety, and overly polite gratitude.
Why not?
“Thank you, Kaja.”
His tone is a mixture of complete anxiety, and overly polite gratitude.
Before he drinks, he sniffs.
“W-what is this…?”
“W-what is this…?”
January 1, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Before he drinks, he sniffs.
“W-what is this…?”
“W-what is this…?”
December 31, 2025 at 11:28 PM
#NewYearsHalo
He was able to diverge from his route to come for this little get together.
He kinda misses it here.
Just a little bit.
He was able to diverge from his route to come for this little get together.
He kinda misses it here.
Just a little bit.
December 31, 2025 at 11:19 PM
#NewYearsHalo
He was able to diverge from his route to come for this little get together.
He kinda misses it here.
Just a little bit.
He was able to diverge from his route to come for this little get together.
He kinda misses it here.
Just a little bit.