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got such a spark of joy when my friend, in all seriousness, called him “that charles church guy or whatever”
November 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
got such a spark of joy when my friend, in all seriousness, called him “that charles church guy or whatever”
oh so when jesus gets into a solo poly dynamic with 12 of his besties it’s fine, when I do it I’m “undermining core values of the church”
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
Pope Leo and the Vatican reject polygamy in sweeping doctrinal praise of monogamy
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
www.sltrib.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:38 PM
oh so when jesus gets into a solo poly dynamic with 12 of his besties it’s fine, when I do it I’m “undermining core values of the church”
“I realize I’m talking through a wall of dead children”
I mean, you said it
I mean, you said it
Former Obama speechwriter Sarah Hurwitz says Jewish students shouldn’t have smartphones until they finish high school — so they don’t see the “carnage” Israel and the U.S. have carried out in Gaza.
Video: Mel via X (@Villgecrazylady)
Video: Mel via X (@Villgecrazylady)
November 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
“I realize I’m talking through a wall of dead children”
I mean, you said it
I mean, you said it
yorgos lanthimos take the estrogen I am no longer asking
November 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
yorgos lanthimos take the estrogen I am no longer asking
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you people don’t want sex. you want to endlessly critique sex
November 11, 2025 at 5:39 AM
you people don’t want sex. you want to endlessly critique sex
maybe if josh trank had named the damn film fanT4Tic he could have gotten some asses in seats
November 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
maybe if josh trank had named the damn film fanT4Tic he could have gotten some asses in seats
who could’ve possibly predicted that AI boosters are all salivating measureheads
A new paper suggests a photo can tell a recruiter much about an applicant’s personality
Should facial analysis help determine whom companies hire?
A new paper suggests a photo can tell a recruiter much about an applicant’s personality
econ.st
November 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
who could’ve possibly predicted that AI boosters are all salivating measureheads
I hope the nominee is some fucker I’ve never heard of before like, 2027
this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
November 5, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I hope the nominee is some fucker I’ve never heard of before like, 2027
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If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
November 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
eh, ya winsome, ya lose some 🤷♀️
November 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
eh, ya winsome, ya lose some 🤷♀️
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dick cheney died right as locktober ended, makes you think
November 4, 2025 at 5:23 PM
dick cheney died right as locktober ended, makes you think
I found out dick cheney died when I opened my eyes this morning to my beautiful wife beaming at me with a pure, joyful smile and a gleam in their eye
November 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I found out dick cheney died when I opened my eyes this morning to my beautiful wife beaming at me with a pure, joyful smile and a gleam in their eye
🎺rejoice and be merry in songs and in mirth🎺
post crab gifs in chat all ye mortals on earth
for dick cheney just died with a hole in his heart
cause they ran out of pig valves and it just wouldn’t start
post crab gifs in chat all ye mortals on earth
for dick cheney just died with a hole in his heart
cause they ran out of pig valves and it just wouldn’t start
November 4, 2025 at 3:42 PM
🎺rejoice and be merry in songs and in mirth🎺
post crab gifs in chat all ye mortals on earth
for dick cheney just died with a hole in his heart
cause they ran out of pig valves and it just wouldn’t start
post crab gifs in chat all ye mortals on earth
for dick cheney just died with a hole in his heart
cause they ran out of pig valves and it just wouldn’t start
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I draw you into a shrimpy fetal creature endearingly
November 1, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I draw you into a shrimpy fetal creature endearingly
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Dick Cheney's big pumper has failed him for the last time
November 4, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Dick Cheney's big pumper has failed him for the last time
becoming a cinephile through the six seveeeeeeeen category on HBO
October 26, 2025 at 9:19 PM
becoming a cinephile through the six seveeeeeeeen category on HBO
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new side character concept for an 00s era stoner comedy: main character's best friend who wakes up one morning to discover he has a pussy now. the movie's side plot is him coming out of a bathroom like "woah dudes did you know girls poop different?! like the muscles are different..."
October 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
new side character concept for an 00s era stoner comedy: main character's best friend who wakes up one morning to discover he has a pussy now. the movie's side plot is him coming out of a bathroom like "woah dudes did you know girls poop different?! like the muscles are different..."
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Hers branded sildenafil
April 11, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Hers branded sildenafil
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[calvin's dad meme] Coming back to magic the gathering? Funkopop. Getting really into baking? Sous vide. Despite nominally involving cooking, Le Creuset is a funkopop.
October 23, 2025 at 3:27 PM
[calvin's dad meme] Coming back to magic the gathering? Funkopop. Getting really into baking? Sous vide. Despite nominally involving cooking, Le Creuset is a funkopop.
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I had my family jewels taken last year napoleon ain't special
October 20, 2025 at 7:27 AM
I had my family jewels taken last year napoleon ain't special
marxism is when money is moved around I guess
I’m gonna redistribute some money into my checking account, I need to marxism some bills
I’m gonna redistribute some money into my checking account, I need to marxism some bills
When tools like Mike Johnson warn about the “rise of Marxism” in the Democratic Party, let’s be clear: the Republicans steadfastly support Marxism, as long as wealth is redistributed to corporations and the rich
October 20, 2025 at 1:42 AM
marxism is when money is moved around I guess
I’m gonna redistribute some money into my checking account, I need to marxism some bills
I’m gonna redistribute some money into my checking account, I need to marxism some bills
looking at violations of the ceasefire, and boy is it telling:
• hamas hasn’t returned all the remains of dead hostages. turns out it’s actually really hard to find bodies in rubble
• israel killed at least 7 people by aerial attack and drone strike
• israel has continued its starvation campaign
• hamas hasn’t returned all the remains of dead hostages. turns out it’s actually really hard to find bodies in rubble
• israel killed at least 7 people by aerial attack and drone strike
• israel has continued its starvation campaign
October 17, 2025 at 4:09 PM
looking at violations of the ceasefire, and boy is it telling:
• hamas hasn’t returned all the remains of dead hostages. turns out it’s actually really hard to find bodies in rubble
• israel killed at least 7 people by aerial attack and drone strike
• israel has continued its starvation campaign
• hamas hasn’t returned all the remains of dead hostages. turns out it’s actually really hard to find bodies in rubble
• israel killed at least 7 people by aerial attack and drone strike
• israel has continued its starvation campaign
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Hang in there, struggling artists
October 4, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Hang in there, struggling artists