Bucket Shop Billy
@optionspuru.bsky.social
Long/short options trader
Imagine having 5 kids and a wife and you are so despised by them that you had to have Thanksgiving with Jeffrey Epstein.
November 13, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Imagine having 5 kids and a wife and you are so despised by them that you had to have Thanksgiving with Jeffrey Epstein.
I’m starting to think that a lot of our problems in this country are the result of boomers being in power. Once they go away, I’m hopeful we get back to normalcy.
November 8, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I’m starting to think that a lot of our problems in this country are the result of boomers being in power. Once they go away, I’m hopeful we get back to normalcy.
I still don’t think I figured out a great trade strategy for this.
I’m 95% certain SCOTUS is going to flush the tariffs. The question now is how to play it?
November 6, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I still don’t think I figured out a great trade strategy for this.
The buttons are ready to pop off Kernan’s shirt. He’s gonna do great on Newsmax (bring Santelli with!)
November 5, 2025 at 2:07 PM
The buttons are ready to pop off Kernan’s shirt. He’s gonna do great on Newsmax (bring Santelli with!)
I know people think there is a low probability of any trade deal getting made with China but he’s why Trump WILL make one.
October 29, 2025 at 10:35 AM
I know people think there is a low probability of any trade deal getting made with China but he’s why Trump WILL make one.
I’m 95% certain SCOTUS is going to flush the tariffs. The question now is how to play it?
October 22, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I’m 95% certain SCOTUS is going to flush the tariffs. The question now is how to play it?
Just saw an Applebees ad for a grilled cheese cheeseburger. Not even trying anymore. Just turn the lights off and lock the door.
October 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Just saw an Applebees ad for a grilled cheese cheeseburger. Not even trying anymore. Just turn the lights off and lock the door.
Giving 40B to Ukraine to fight a war against our shared adversary? Demand they pay us a royalty on their mineral resources. Give 40B to Argentina? Here you go buddy sorry you’re in such a tough predicament of your own making.
October 16, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Giving 40B to Ukraine to fight a war against our shared adversary? Demand they pay us a royalty on their mineral resources. Give 40B to Argentina? Here you go buddy sorry you’re in such a tough predicament of your own making.
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Let me tell you a beautiful story about this couch. 🧵
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September 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Let me tell you a beautiful story about this couch. 🧵
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IG msviciousdesign
I wish MAGA wanted to fight the Nazi’s as much as they want to fight Dems.
September 14, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I wish MAGA wanted to fight the Nazi’s as much as they want to fight Dems.
The world is so stupid right now that it is entirely possible that the second American civil war will kick off on the murder of a right wing celebrity.
September 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
The world is so stupid right now that it is entirely possible that the second American civil war will kick off on the murder of a right wing celebrity.
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Although it's rarely expressed in outright terms, people often use a very simple heuristic when solving fashion problems: they wish to look rich, which is often disguised as "respectable."
I will show you why this rarely leads to good outfits. 🧵
I will show you why this rarely leads to good outfits. 🧵
September 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Although it's rarely expressed in outright terms, people often use a very simple heuristic when solving fashion problems: they wish to look rich, which is often disguised as "respectable."
I will show you why this rarely leads to good outfits. 🧵
I will show you why this rarely leads to good outfits. 🧵
In 2026 when Trump calls and says “Find me the votes” when happens this time?
September 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
In 2026 when Trump calls and says “Find me the votes” when happens this time?
A very simple start to fixing SCOTUS is term limits. It’s insanity that we have a branch of govt where you can be openly corrupt and implement your graft for 50+ years with no consequence. Dems, please pay attention.
September 9, 2025 at 12:13 PM
A very simple start to fixing SCOTUS is term limits. It’s insanity that we have a branch of govt where you can be openly corrupt and implement your graft for 50+ years with no consequence. Dems, please pay attention.
I need some yard work done around the house how do I request a national guard unit
September 2, 2025 at 10:38 AM
I need some yard work done around the house how do I request a national guard unit
When Lutnick speaks, what he says makes a lot more sense if you replace “America taxpayer” with “billionaires”
August 26, 2025 at 12:22 PM
When Lutnick speaks, what he says makes a lot more sense if you replace “America taxpayer” with “billionaires”
Somebody help me out… when a few Fed gov’s got caught INSIDER TRADING, did they get removed and referred for criminal prosecution??
August 26, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Somebody help me out… when a few Fed gov’s got caught INSIDER TRADING, did they get removed and referred for criminal prosecution??
If we had competent Dem leadership, they would be planning the resistance actions the public must undertake once the midterms are either rigged or not held.
August 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
If we had competent Dem leadership, they would be planning the resistance actions the public must undertake once the midterms are either rigged or not held.
The courts are going to rule the tariffs are unconstitutional. The market fleshed it out months ago and that’s why it’s been straight up since mid April. This is all so stupid.
August 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
The courts are going to rule the tariffs are unconstitutional. The market fleshed it out months ago and that’s why it’s been straight up since mid April. This is all so stupid.
Despite Gary being wrong on every metric by “orders of magnitude”, TSLA stock is actually 32% higher than when he posted this. 🤷♂️
July 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Despite Gary being wrong on every metric by “orders of magnitude”, TSLA stock is actually 32% higher than when he posted this. 🤷♂️
The only conspiracy I believe is that once Obama won in 2008, McKinsey advised the GOP to put lead back in gas to boost their voter numbers.
July 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The only conspiracy I believe is that once Obama won in 2008, McKinsey advised the GOP to put lead back in gas to boost their voter numbers.
We should all support Elon on his goal to build out a 3rd party. Stupid people vote for 3rd party candidates. Stupid people usually vote MAGA. THIS IS A WIN FOR SMART PEOPLE.
July 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
We should all support Elon on his goal to build out a 3rd party. Stupid people vote for 3rd party candidates. Stupid people usually vote MAGA. THIS IS A WIN FOR SMART PEOPLE.
My wife has to mail a in stool sample and if it’s anything like her Amazon returns, I should expect a box of shit near our front door for the next 2-3 months.
June 23, 2025 at 1:00 PM
My wife has to mail a in stool sample and if it’s anything like her Amazon returns, I should expect a box of shit near our front door for the next 2-3 months.
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Every day this becomes more apparent.
Liberals haven’t figured out yet that the GOP base HATES them. They think every problem is the result of liberalism. They no longer look at liberals as fellow Americans but simply as their enemy. They crave solutions for this and a suspension of laws to help stop the problem.
June 10, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Every day this becomes more apparent.