Arrested Development
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We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook.
November 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook.
Wow, this is the best scrapbooking class I’ve ever taken!
November 18, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Wow, this is the best scrapbooking class I’ve ever taken!
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I fucked up the lyrics bc I’ve never seen Gypsy hahaha
But I just learned this fun fact:
But I just learned this fun fact:
November 17, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I fucked up the lyrics bc I’ve never seen Gypsy hahaha
But I just learned this fun fact:
But I just learned this fun fact:
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Secretary Tobias Fünke
November 16, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Secretary Tobias Fünke
Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of inter-office (BLEEP!)ing, or (BLEEP!)ing, or finger(BLEEP!)ing, or (BLEEP!)sting, or (BLEEP!)esting, or (BLEEP!)eing, or even (BLEEP!), even though so many people in this office are begging for it.
November 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of inter-office (BLEEP!)ing, or (BLEEP!)ing, or finger(BLEEP!)ing, or (BLEEP!)sting, or (BLEEP!)esting, or (BLEEP!)eing, or even (BLEEP!), even though so many people in this office are begging for it.
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a few days ago i came in to find my dock for my work laptop (which also keeps it charged while i rock the double monitors) had died & i’m still waiting for IT to replace it
i’m hoping it’s someone who is also a fan of arrested development
i’m hoping it’s someone who is also a fan of arrested development
November 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
a few days ago i came in to find my dock for my work laptop (which also keeps it charged while i rock the double monitors) had died & i’m still waiting for IT to replace it
i’m hoping it’s someone who is also a fan of arrested development
i’m hoping it’s someone who is also a fan of arrested development
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Fun Fact:
For those who may not know this
Jessica Walter starred as Morgan Le Fay in the 1978 movie Doctor Strange. The same actress who played Lucille Bluth in Arrested Development and Malory Archer in Archer
For those who may not know this
Jessica Walter starred as Morgan Le Fay in the 1978 movie Doctor Strange. The same actress who played Lucille Bluth in Arrested Development and Malory Archer in Archer
November 14, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Fun Fact:
For those who may not know this
Jessica Walter starred as Morgan Le Fay in the 1978 movie Doctor Strange. The same actress who played Lucille Bluth in Arrested Development and Malory Archer in Archer
For those who may not know this
Jessica Walter starred as Morgan Le Fay in the 1978 movie Doctor Strange. The same actress who played Lucille Bluth in Arrested Development and Malory Archer in Archer
I don't have a son... but if I ever do, I'm either going to take him to the cabin in the woods, or I'm going to promise to take him and then not take him. But the one thing that I will never do is not tell him that I'm taking him to a cabin in the woods, and then not take him!
November 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I don't have a son... but if I ever do, I'm either going to take him to the cabin in the woods, or I'm going to promise to take him and then not take him. But the one thing that I will never do is not tell him that I'm taking him to a cabin in the woods, and then not take him!
"Well, that's an awful lot of money for the stupidest idea I've ever heard."
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/13/m...
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/13/m...
Musk's xAI is raising $15 billion in latest funding round
The funding round adds $5 billion to the $10 billion funding round reported in September, which valued the startup at $200 billion.
www.cnbc.com
November 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
"Well, that's an awful lot of money for the stupidest idea I've ever heard."
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/13/m...
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/13/m...
Apparently, mood-altering medication leads to street drugs. That's what this very handsome, young doctor said on The Today Show.
November 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Apparently, mood-altering medication leads to street drugs. That's what this very handsome, young doctor said on The Today Show.
He may be suffering from what we in the soft-sciences call Obsessive Compulsive Disorder or the The OC Disorder.
November 12, 2025 at 12:10 PM
He may be suffering from what we in the soft-sciences call Obsessive Compulsive Disorder or the The OC Disorder.
Get rid of the Seaward
November 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Get rid of the Seaward
Lucille: Modest and generous? Then why is he always waving giant $10 million checks over his head every time some...?
Michael: Go ahead, Mom, finish the thought. Every time some children's hospital needs funding?
Michael: Go ahead, Mom, finish the thought. Every time some children's hospital needs funding?
November 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Lucille: Modest and generous? Then why is he always waving giant $10 million checks over his head every time some...?
Michael: Go ahead, Mom, finish the thought. Every time some children's hospital needs funding?
Michael: Go ahead, Mom, finish the thought. Every time some children's hospital needs funding?
Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we?
November 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we?
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Milly Alcock and Toni Collette will star in a new survival thriller ‘HOT MOTHER’
The film follows a mother and daughter who visit a remote wellness spa which turns into a fight for survival when they get trapped in a sauna.
(Source: Deadline)
The film follows a mother and daughter who visit a remote wellness spa which turns into a fight for survival when they get trapped in a sauna.
(Source: Deadline)
November 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Milly Alcock and Toni Collette will star in a new survival thriller ‘HOT MOTHER’
The film follows a mother and daughter who visit a remote wellness spa which turns into a fight for survival when they get trapped in a sauna.
(Source: Deadline)
The film follows a mother and daughter who visit a remote wellness spa which turns into a fight for survival when they get trapped in a sauna.
(Source: Deadline)
Lucille: Michael, what are you doing tomorrow?
Michael: Having my day ruined with whatever you’re about to ask me to do.
Michael: Having my day ruined with whatever you’re about to ask me to do.
November 6, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Lucille: Michael, what are you doing tomorrow?
Michael: Having my day ruined with whatever you’re about to ask me to do.
Michael: Having my day ruined with whatever you’re about to ask me to do.
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November 5, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant.
November 5, 2025 at 4:08 PM
No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant.
How do we filter out the teases?
November 5, 2025 at 1:32 AM
How do we filter out the teases?