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You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone.
January 10, 2026 at 9:20 PM
You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone.
I buy all my cars at police auction
January 9, 2026 at 4:08 PM
I buy all my cars at police auction
Lindsay: You haven’t had a serious relationship since your wife, and you guys weren't even speaking towards the end.
Michael: A lot of that was the coma.
Michael: A lot of that was the coma.
January 7, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Lindsay: You haven’t had a serious relationship since your wife, and you guys weren't even speaking towards the end.
Michael: A lot of that was the coma.
Michael: A lot of that was the coma.
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You know, say what you will about America... thirteen bucks still gets you a hell of a lot of mice.
January 4, 2026 at 8:29 PM
You know, say what you will about America... thirteen bucks still gets you a hell of a lot of mice.
Best video I’ve seen this year youtu.be/wlZE5JaD4kU?... #ChickensDontClap
The Bizarro Elaine Dance
YouTube video by Bell Brothers
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January 2, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Best video I’ve seen this year youtu.be/wlZE5JaD4kU?... #ChickensDontClap
Great. So now we don't have a car or a jet? Why don't we just take an ad out in I'm Poor Magazine?
January 1, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Great. So now we don't have a car or a jet? Why don't we just take an ad out in I'm Poor Magazine?
Happy New Year
January 1, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Happy New Year
What's this, a stuffy office meeting? Well. Maybe it's time for a little... office magic?
December 31, 2025 at 4:38 AM
What's this, a stuffy office meeting? Well. Maybe it's time for a little... office magic?
Ah, there's the woman I'm sexually attracted to!
December 30, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Ah, there's the woman I'm sexually attracted to!
Oscar: Well, sure, the question is, which way do I try to get it in her?
Michael: I don't need any details.
Oscar: Maybe I'll put it in her brownie.
Michael: Hey!
Michael: I don't need any details.
Oscar: Maybe I'll put it in her brownie.
Michael: Hey!
December 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Oscar: Well, sure, the question is, which way do I try to get it in her?
Michael: I don't need any details.
Oscar: Maybe I'll put it in her brownie.
Michael: Hey!
Michael: I don't need any details.
Oscar: Maybe I'll put it in her brownie.
Michael: Hey!
Michael: GOB, you've found a woman who believes in you. You should make a commitment to her because life is short. Listen to me. I would give anything to be able to have that again, you know? A family. Nothing else matters.
Lucille: Michael?
Michael: It's Mom. Hide.
Lucille: Michael?
Michael: It's Mom. Hide.
December 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Michael: GOB, you've found a woman who believes in you. You should make a commitment to her because life is short. Listen to me. I would give anything to be able to have that again, you know? A family. Nothing else matters.
Lucille: Michael?
Michael: It's Mom. Hide.
Lucille: Michael?
Michael: It's Mom. Hide.
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The tears aren’t coming youtu.be/FK_9bBzRNZo?...
The tears aren't coming
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December 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
The tears aren’t coming youtu.be/FK_9bBzRNZo?...
Lucille: Oh, please. I've been drinking since before you were born. So if alcohol's the reason I'm here, I got news for you, bub, it's the only reason you're here, too.
Michael: Hey, you're mean sober, too.
Michael: Hey, you're mean sober, too.
December 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Lucille: Oh, please. I've been drinking since before you were born. So if alcohol's the reason I'm here, I got news for you, bub, it's the only reason you're here, too.
Michael: Hey, you're mean sober, too.
Michael: Hey, you're mean sober, too.
Barry: So, basically, you're about 2,000 shares short of being the majority stockholders. Now, unfortunately, it's a private stock, so you cannot just buy up the shares unless someone is willing to sell.
Michael: Are you sure?
Barry: That's what they said on "Ask Jeeves."
Michael: Are you sure?
Barry: That's what they said on "Ask Jeeves."
December 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Barry: So, basically, you're about 2,000 shares short of being the majority stockholders. Now, unfortunately, it's a private stock, so you cannot just buy up the shares unless someone is willing to sell.
Michael: Are you sure?
Barry: That's what they said on "Ask Jeeves."
Michael: Are you sure?
Barry: That's what they said on "Ask Jeeves."
We need a name. Maybe Operation Hot Mother.
No, let's try to top that.
They never did, and later, Operation Hot Mother was underway.
No, let's try to top that.
They never did, and later, Operation Hot Mother was underway.
December 23, 2025 at 1:25 AM
We need a name. Maybe Operation Hot Mother.
No, let's try to top that.
They never did, and later, Operation Hot Mother was underway.
No, let's try to top that.
They never did, and later, Operation Hot Mother was underway.
📷 1: Christopher Anderson
December 17, 2025 at 3:51 AM
📷 1: Christopher Anderson
Say what you will about America, 13 bucks still gets you a hell of a lot of mice.
December 16, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Say what you will about America, 13 bucks still gets you a hell of a lot of mice.
How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA?
December 12, 2025 at 11:54 PM
How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA?
What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something?
December 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something?
Sometimes life is about making difficult sandwiches.
December 9, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Sometimes life is about making difficult sandwiches.
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
GOB: Ah! Good to see you, old friend. What have you been up to?
Tobias: Oh, uh, things are good, nothing much. I'm a registered sex offender, but things are good.
GOB: Yes, yes.
Tobias: Oh, uh, things are good, nothing much. I'm a registered sex offender, but things are good.
GOB: Yes, yes.
December 7, 2025 at 2:38 PM
GOB: Ah! Good to see you, old friend. What have you been up to?
Tobias: Oh, uh, things are good, nothing much. I'm a registered sex offender, but things are good.
GOB: Yes, yes.
Tobias: Oh, uh, things are good, nothing much. I'm a registered sex offender, but things are good.
GOB: Yes, yes.
I did a dumb tiktok thing awhile back
December 6, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I did a dumb tiktok thing awhile back