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Orcusdorkus - Prepping Impossible Landscapes
@orcusdorkus.bsky.social
Accused anglophile, husband, father, gamer, and full on fanboy/groupie of all things TTRPGs. Cheese enthusiast.

YT Channel: youtube.com/@orcusdorkus

Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/titterpigs-the-ttrpg-podcast/id1585863093
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Yes!!! The site is beautiful, I can't wait for y’all to see it and get the playtest to your tables. #ArcDream #TheBlackCompanyTTRPG
Playtest deployment (and new website) imminent. Gather your gear and settle your affairs.
November 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Bring the whole family. 😉
November 25, 2025 at 1:12 PM
This is obviously a british publication, and so while I would have never come across it back in the day, looking at this cover and what was offered there in, I wish I had. 🤘🏻😊
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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It's nearing that time of year again...
WKRP Turkey Drop
YouTube video by Brian Henigin
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November 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Introduce yourself with 4 spaceships
November 24, 2025 at 11:52 PM
80 pounds. 80 pounds down since New Years 2025. It is the holidays, so I will try to remain resolute, but that doesn’t mean I can’t enjoy my holiday Lion Bar. I mean, a world without Christmas Lion Bars is not a world I want to be in. 😅
November 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
This dropped on a lazy Sunday afternoon, so I just want to give it a second call. 🤘🏻😊
#ttrpg #ttrpgs #arcdream #theblackcompany
Part Two of my interview with @shaneivey.bsky.social on the upcoming Black Company RPG has dropped! We dig into mass combat, dangerous magic, canon vs. table freedom, and where the game’s headed next. What are you still doing here? Go watch! 🤘😊 #ttrpgs #ttrpg #theblackcompany

youtu.be/cZTIUxSSOSo
Shane Ivey Talks: The Black Company TTRPG, Part Two
YouTube video by OrcusDorkus' RPG Shenanigans
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November 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Check out this 2 hour interview/chat I did with @thedungeonplunger.bsky.social where we talk about... pretty much everything RPG. It was a lot of fun talking as he's trying to keep up with my ADHD ass that's bouncing all over the place. youtu.be/p_F5lduKeOI?...
Chatting Skilled Based RPGs and a LOT more with Seth Skorkowsky
YouTube video by The Dungeon Plunger
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November 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
You’ve got to admire the unabashed optimism and hubris when a creator stares down 50 years of system design the way someone across the bar sizes up a leather clad outlaw with a confirmed body count and whispers, “I can fix them.” 😉
November 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
When it comes to releases and likewise preorders of TTRPGs, do you prefer a general date with a very good chance of it being pushed back, a vague amorphous period of time of it’ll drop when it drops, or just stop with the potential chain yanking and just announce it when it’s actually available?
November 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Coming Soon!

The Sewer Rats, a indie RPG supergroup, combined powers and created a 34 page zine. Each individual member rolled the dice to see which rule system they would write for, all within the theme of “rats”.

illustrations by Sally Cantirino and Tiger Wizard

34 pgs B/W
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I don’t want Fop, goddammit, I’m a Dapper Dan man, Charlie Brown!
What’s the most you ever lost on a coin toss, Charlie Brown?
I’ve been standing on every street corner in hell, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Part Two of my interview with @shaneivey.bsky.social on the upcoming Black Company RPG has dropped! We dig into mass combat, dangerous magic, canon vs. table freedom, and where the game’s headed next. What are you still doing here? Go watch! 🤘😊 #ttrpgs #ttrpg #theblackcompany

youtu.be/cZTIUxSSOSo
Shane Ivey Talks: The Black Company TTRPG, Part Two
YouTube video by OrcusDorkus' RPG Shenanigans
youtu.be
November 23, 2025 at 11:04 PM
After interviewing many RPG designers, I’ve noticed a trend. Quite a few have taken the technicolor tour through their own subconscious. Now, I can’t “officially” recommend the practice, though based on their output, it’s hard to argue to ignore the Venn Diagram of results. 😅🍄🤪
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November 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Well, I don't go to church on Sunday
Don't get on my knees to pray
Don't memorize the books of the Bible
I got my own special way

I know Jesus loves me
Maybe just a little bit more
I fall on down on my knees every Sunday
At Zerelda Lee's candy store
November 23, 2025 at 1:01 PM
400 bucks to replace and program a broken keyfob for a 15 year old Ford?!! Fucking hell. Looks like I will be dusting off the Ol’ Anarchists Cookbook until I get new car. What chapter was Hotwire? 🤦🏼🤬
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November 22, 2025 at 6:56 PM
November 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Today we will be sitting down with Avery Alder, author of Monsterhearts, The Quiet Year, and many other fantastic games. If you have any questions for Avery, we will do our best to pass them along to her. 😊
November 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Moving My 84 Year Old Dad In, Observation #262:
I turn 52 in two months, been on my own since 19, pretty sure I’ve cornered the market on adulting responsibilities. Yet the moment my dad asks if I took the trash cans out, it still somehow short circuits me straight back to teenage annoyance. 😅
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November 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I can kick myself for not reading this sooner. Such great campy b-movie schlock one shots that are perfect palate cleansers aside from the regular “the universe is a cold uncaring void” sessions. 🤘🏻😊
November 21, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Moving my elderly father in came with expected adjustments, like me acting as the shield between his Fox-flavored rants and my family’s sanity, but I’ve found a cheat code. Being 84, weather talk is basically Ctrl+Alt+Del for his brain. I simply ask “How’s the forecast?” and boom, crisis averted. 😅
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November 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
A new project is brewing. I’m teaming up with my son for a podcast diving into TTRPGs through the eyes of two generations. The goal? Short form conversations with one of the next torchbearers of the hobby and the old man he tolerates. 😅
Anything’s on the table. Got a topic? Let me know. Coming soon.
November 20, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Not being intimately familiar with Vampire the Masquerade or the World of Darkness, does it have its own grand campaign? Its Masks of Nyarlathotep or Enemy Within equivalent so to speak?
November 19, 2025 at 12:14 PM
While I am editing Part Two of the Shane Ivey interview, why not check out Yet Another Completely Unprofessional Unboxing of The One Ring Starter Set: Over Hill and Under Hill. Is this less Hobbit-centric redo worth your time and coin? Have a watch and decide. #ttrpg #theonering
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The One Ring Starter Set - Over Hill and Under Hill
YouTube video by OrcusDorkus' RPG Shenanigans
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November 19, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Although, there is another…🤔
November 18, 2025 at 7:35 PM