Orcusdorkus - Running Impossible Landscapes & Pendragon
@orcusdorkus.bsky.social
Accused anglophile, husband, father, gamer, and full on fanboy/groupie of all things TTRPGs. Cheese enthusiast.
YT Channel: youtube.com/@orcusdorkus
Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/titterpigs-the-ttrpg-podcast/id1585863093
YT Channel: youtube.com/@orcusdorkus
Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/titterpigs-the-ttrpg-podcast/id1585863093
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I have yet to beat this bastard in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe.
I have yet to beat this bastard in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe.
February 10, 2026 at 3:03 PM
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I have yet to beat this bastard in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe.
I have yet to beat this bastard in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe.
Woot! 🤘🏻😊🤘🏻
It’s confirmed! @orcusdorkus.bsky.social twisted @modoc.bsky.social’s arm and The Titterpigs are heading to #ChaosiumCon. What’s our plans? Run a game? Socialize? Rock wildly unflattering scout uniforms at the bar, based on the con’s theme? Who knows? It’s up in the air. 😅 Looking forward to it. 🤘🏻
February 10, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Woot! 🤘🏻😊🤘🏻
Such a fantastic con. Hoping to make it again, especially with this potential lineup, but it’s a bit early to tell. If not, I will have to come up with a new t-shirt idea with the rest of the crew in it to send to @jdroucker.bsky.social 😜
February 9, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Such a fantastic con. Hoping to make it again, especially with this potential lineup, but it’s a bit early to tell. If not, I will have to come up with a new t-shirt idea with the rest of the crew in it to send to @jdroucker.bsky.social 😜
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Delta Green microcon infests KamCon in British Columbia in September 2026.
DG MICROCON INFESTS KAMCON IN BC IN SEPTEMBER 2026
Corner us there. We have nowhere to retreat.
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February 9, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Delta Green microcon infests KamCon in British Columbia in September 2026.
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Do you need an editor/proofreader to help you get your #ttrpg project finished? I work with creators of all sizes—no project is too big or small. I offer reasonable rates, quick turnarounds, and take pride in delivering quality work. CV available. DMs open.
Image: Previous projects
Image: Previous projects
February 9, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Do you need an editor/proofreader to help you get your #ttrpg project finished? I work with creators of all sizes—no project is too big or small. I offer reasonable rates, quick turnarounds, and take pride in delivering quality work. CV available. DMs open.
Image: Previous projects
Image: Previous projects
*gurgling water sounds*
*COUGH! COUGH!*
So, like check it, my idea …There’s like, these dice, man. One has like, five sides. Another has, like, seven sides. Dude! One has FOURTEEN sides! I’m like FREAKING OUT! …No wait, TWENTY FOUR SIDES!
Heh, heh-heh, heh, heh! …Dude, what’s in this ganja, man?
*COUGH! COUGH!*
So, like check it, my idea …There’s like, these dice, man. One has like, five sides. Another has, like, seven sides. Dude! One has FOURTEEN sides! I’m like FREAKING OUT! …No wait, TWENTY FOUR SIDES!
Heh, heh-heh, heh, heh! …Dude, what’s in this ganja, man?
So this plumber eats mushrooms to fight evil turtles to rescue a princess.
February 9, 2026 at 12:48 PM
*gurgling water sounds*
*COUGH! COUGH!*
So, like check it, my idea …There’s like, these dice, man. One has like, five sides. Another has, like, seven sides. Dude! One has FOURTEEN sides! I’m like FREAKING OUT! …No wait, TWENTY FOUR SIDES!
Heh, heh-heh, heh, heh! …Dude, what’s in this ganja, man?
*COUGH! COUGH!*
So, like check it, my idea …There’s like, these dice, man. One has like, five sides. Another has, like, seven sides. Dude! One has FOURTEEN sides! I’m like FREAKING OUT! …No wait, TWENTY FOUR SIDES!
Heh, heh-heh, heh, heh! …Dude, what’s in this ganja, man?
Two take aways from this:
1. The TTRPG Community location is the equivalent to the Riftspan Reaches, whose subsectors were creatively named by letting a cat walk across the keyboard.
2. As for my location within it…
Out here in the perimeter there are no stars. Out here we is stoned,
Immaculate.
1. The TTRPG Community location is the equivalent to the Riftspan Reaches, whose subsectors were creatively named by letting a cat walk across the keyboard.
2. As for my location within it…
Out here in the perimeter there are no stars. Out here we is stoned,
Immaculate.
February 9, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Two take aways from this:
1. The TTRPG Community location is the equivalent to the Riftspan Reaches, whose subsectors were creatively named by letting a cat walk across the keyboard.
2. As for my location within it…
Out here in the perimeter there are no stars. Out here we is stoned,
Immaculate.
1. The TTRPG Community location is the equivalent to the Riftspan Reaches, whose subsectors were creatively named by letting a cat walk across the keyboard.
2. As for my location within it…
Out here in the perimeter there are no stars. Out here we is stoned,
Immaculate.
Okay, Seahawks have it. Haven’t the will to watch it to the end. I seen more exciting games on Tecmo Bowl.
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February 9, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Okay, Seahawks have it. Haven’t the will to watch it to the end. I seen more exciting games on Tecmo Bowl.
Is there any other. 😜
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Is there any other. 😜
My god. There’s been soooo many bad AI generated commercials during the Super Bowl. I mean not just bad, It’s drunk grandpa generating AI slop levels of bad. 🤦🏼♂️
February 9, 2026 at 2:30 AM
My god. There’s been soooo many bad AI generated commercials during the Super Bowl. I mean not just bad, It’s drunk grandpa generating AI slop levels of bad. 🤦🏼♂️
Hey, it was fun. Wish Ricky Martin had a bit more to sing, but it was mostly entertaining making my Dad sit through it. 😅
February 9, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Hey, it was fun. Wish Ricky Martin had a bit more to sing, but it was mostly entertaining making my Dad sit through it. 😅
Woof. What a lackluster first half. 🥱Hopefully the Bad Bunny halftime show can wake us up.
February 9, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Woof. What a lackluster first half. 🥱Hopefully the Bad Bunny halftime show can wake us up.
Well, wasn’t going to bother with the Licks Super Bowl, but it didn’t take much to twist my arm when my wife said let’s use it as an excuse to make some wings. So at the very least, West Coast representing, because f#*k New England, obviously. 😅🤘🏻🏈🍗
February 9, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Well, wasn’t going to bother with the Licks Super Bowl, but it didn’t take much to twist my arm when my wife said let’s use it as an excuse to make some wings. So at the very least, West Coast representing, because f#*k New England, obviously. 😅🤘🏻🏈🍗
Self taught photoshop over 7 years, which equates to I am your man if you need nothing more than background removal, blur, and color filters. 😜
February 8, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Self taught photoshop over 7 years, which equates to I am your man if you need nothing more than background removal, blur, and color filters. 😜
Forget watching sports ball, there's a new episode of Titterpigs! We have a sit with @lectrotext.bsky.social to talk about his cyberpunk inspired DCC rpg, Netcrawl, and discover his fantastic take on the genre. Listen here or find it on your favorite podcatcher. 🤘😊
open.spotify.com/episode/3BRm...
open.spotify.com/episode/3BRm...
February 8, 2026 at 5:39 PM
I get it. It’s just a colo/ur.
February 8, 2026 at 4:22 PM
I get it. It’s just a colo/ur.
International Online Gaming Advice #104: If you are having trouble getting responses from your UK players regarding session scheduling, just message you are reading the Pendragon scenario, The “Gray” Knight, and they will be struck with an uncontrollable violent urge to correct your spelling. 🪤
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February 8, 2026 at 2:24 PM
International Online Gaming Advice #104: If you are having trouble getting responses from your UK players regarding session scheduling, just message you are reading the Pendragon scenario, The “Gray” Knight, and they will be struck with an uncontrollable violent urge to correct your spelling. 🪤
Post your favourite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
February 8, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Post your favourite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
Tonight’s DCC Cavern’s of Thracia:
Masked death cultists in robes, a duo of lost drunken lizard men, a sacrificial temple within a semi-dormant volcano, and negotiating terms of assistance with shady mephits. We hit many of the tropes in tonight’s game and it was superb. 😊🤘🏻
Masked death cultists in robes, a duo of lost drunken lizard men, a sacrificial temple within a semi-dormant volcano, and negotiating terms of assistance with shady mephits. We hit many of the tropes in tonight’s game and it was superb. 😊🤘🏻
February 8, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Tonight’s DCC Cavern’s of Thracia:
Masked death cultists in robes, a duo of lost drunken lizard men, a sacrificial temple within a semi-dormant volcano, and negotiating terms of assistance with shady mephits. We hit many of the tropes in tonight’s game and it was superb. 😊🤘🏻
Masked death cultists in robes, a duo of lost drunken lizard men, a sacrificial temple within a semi-dormant volcano, and negotiating terms of assistance with shady mephits. We hit many of the tropes in tonight’s game and it was superb. 😊🤘🏻
Oh man. You fell into a few categories with that table. Your parents had that table, your friend’s parents had that table, you inherited that table when you moved out, it was a cheap thrift store purchase, or it was a found artifact. Many a Sunset or Good Housekeeping resided behind those doors. 😅
February 7, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Oh man. You fell into a few categories with that table. Your parents had that table, your friend’s parents had that table, you inherited that table when you moved out, it was a cheap thrift store purchase, or it was a found artifact. Many a Sunset or Good Housekeeping resided behind those doors. 😅
Jesus Christ! Why are we talking on Bluesky. We have WFRP in 60 seconds! 😜
February 6, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Jesus Christ! Why are we talking on Bluesky. We have WFRP in 60 seconds! 😜
Yeah, obviously it sucks due to the dumpster fire that is my country that I won’t be seeing you there, but yeah, pushing to go back to KamCon. As it stands, it’s too early to say yes or no but trying to get some of the UK crew to take off to the Great White North.
February 6, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Yeah, obviously it sucks due to the dumpster fire that is my country that I won’t be seeing you there, but yeah, pushing to go back to KamCon. As it stands, it’s too early to say yes or no but trying to get some of the UK crew to take off to the Great White North.
Maybe he could have avoided embarrassing himself if he was more conservative in his reading…oh shit.
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February 6, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Maybe he could have avoided embarrassing himself if he was more conservative in his reading…oh shit.
Finally, the hammer has been dropped. Flight booked and room locked in for #ChaosiumCon. Looking forward to seeing some of you there. 🤘😊
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February 6, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Finally, the hammer has been dropped. Flight booked and room locked in for #ChaosiumCon. Looking forward to seeing some of you there. 🤘😊