Jesus Christ! Why are we talking on Bluesky. We have WFRP in 60 seconds! 😜

Yeah, obviously it sucks due to the dumpster fire that is my country that I won’t be seeing you there, but yeah, pushing to go back to KamCon. As it stands, it’s too early to say yes or no but trying to get some of the UK crew to take off to the Great White North.

Maybe he could have avoided embarrassing himself if he was more conservative in his reading…oh shit.

Know, oh prince, that between the years when the hobbits ate toasted breads topped with gleaming jams, and the years of the rise of Second Breakfast, there was an Age undreamed of, when shining egg dishes lay spread across the board like golden mantles beneath the stars.

I smell hints of lavender, amber, lily and…is that chorizo or andouille?

Yeah, yeah. I meant 2006. There is a reason I have birthdays and anniversaries on my calendar, virtual notes, scratch pads, Post-its, and giant wall posters. Apparently now I will need to have them reversed tattooed on my chest. 🤦‍♂️

I remember my wedding like it was yesterday. It was sometime between 2004-2008, on a beach some where between Santa Barbara and Mendocino, and my blushing bride A. Jenn B. Julie or C. Jessica was beautiful. 🤦‍♂️

*checks social media profile* 🤦🏼‍♂️ …Okay, so what’s it going to cost me to never bring this up if you are ever around Julie again?

Congrats and a very Happy Anniversary to you both. We’ll be hitting our 20th in July. Looks like 2005 was great year for some lovely people to tie the knot. 😊

Soooo much lactose intolerance going on right now. 😅

The secret is, it’s all a marketing campaign to promote my Yorkshire Bogman Rhubarb Stout microbrew. Yeti Imperial Stout can get bent thinking they can corner the cryptid beer market.

Today we are venturing forth into the mysterious Rhubarb Triangle to see if we can find proof of the elusive Yorkshire Bogman. A large humanoid creature with the face of a whippet and is known to wear flat caps made from peat moss. 😉

Gotcha. And many of those that I mentioned do include adventures, some linear and some more open, but yeah, just straight adventure scenarios focusing on fantasy urban hijinks could be far and few between that aren’t attached to a city setting source or more so an urban setting toolbox.

If DCC isn’t your jam you can still borrow so much from their Lankmhar run.
There is Haven from Thieves World.
Any city supplement for WFRP can be stripped and provide hours of urban adventuring.
There is the Blacksand for FF with Port Blacksand.
You could even rework Pavis from Runequest.

The book: This campaign contains four interconnected operations. Each usually takes between two and five sessions of play to resolve…

This group:

Some clarification for those reading.

1 hour of game time:
3/4 agents break & go crazy.
One in the fetal position.
One judo kicks a civilian.
Sane agent crit fails noticing it debating The Play with handcuffed tenant.
Third shoots the handcuffed tenant & sane agent.
Basement.
Darkness.
More judo.