William Bligh
@ordinarywario.bsky.social
Hockey fan Spock: Live long and be like former Ottawa Senators forward Vaclav Prospal
December 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Hockey fan Spock: Live long and be like former Ottawa Senators forward Vaclav Prospal
He's also LeBron James VI of Scotland FYI
November 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
He's also LeBron James VI of Scotland FYI
My youngest son, who is only in 10th grade, is already pitying fools on a college level
November 27, 2025 at 8:35 AM
My youngest son, who is only in 10th grade, is already pitying fools on a college level
Love to hang around the construction site, ask what thickness of boards they're using, add a half inch and say that's what I'd use
November 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Love to hang around the construction site, ask what thickness of boards they're using, add a half inch and say that's what I'd use
Me: this Latin jazz piece is so beautiful. I wonder what the lyrics mean
The lyrics:
Listen to this song
It's beautiful
[Ethnic slur]
The lyrics:
Listen to this song
It's beautiful
[Ethnic slur]
November 24, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Me: this Latin jazz piece is so beautiful. I wonder what the lyrics mean
The lyrics:
Listen to this song
It's beautiful
[Ethnic slur]
The lyrics:
Listen to this song
It's beautiful
[Ethnic slur]
Throwing microplastics to kids on the playground like I'm feeding the ducks
November 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Throwing microplastics to kids on the playground like I'm feeding the ducks
If you need fools pitied you can't go wrong with Mr. T
November 4, 2025 at 6:50 AM
If you need fools pitied you can't go wrong with Mr. T
Economy Plus: more legroom and a free checked bag!
Economy: Free carry on bag and one personal item!
Basic Economy: you are lower than swine, we'll have none of your filthy possessions on our craft. You will crawl on board last and be directed to your seat with kicks and shoves
Economy: Free carry on bag and one personal item!
Basic Economy: you are lower than swine, we'll have none of your filthy possessions on our craft. You will crawl on board last and be directed to your seat with kicks and shoves
October 7, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Economy Plus: more legroom and a free checked bag!
Economy: Free carry on bag and one personal item!
Basic Economy: you are lower than swine, we'll have none of your filthy possessions on our craft. You will crawl on board last and be directed to your seat with kicks and shoves
Economy: Free carry on bag and one personal item!
Basic Economy: you are lower than swine, we'll have none of your filthy possessions on our craft. You will crawl on board last and be directed to your seat with kicks and shoves
Almost ready to start promoting my Lump and Pump investment strategy. As soon as I figure out what it means we'll all be lumping and pumping our way to financial security!!
October 6, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Almost ready to start promoting my Lump and Pump investment strategy. As soon as I figure out what it means we'll all be lumping and pumping our way to financial security!!
Listening to the Bob Dylan bootleg from 1968 where he spends 40 minutes trying to fish out a pick that fell into his guitar while the audience shouts advice at him.
October 2, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Listening to the Bob Dylan bootleg from 1968 where he spends 40 minutes trying to fish out a pick that fell into his guitar while the audience shouts advice at him.
A super cheap plane ticket where they don't even let you wear clothes
September 20, 2025 at 5:26 AM
A super cheap plane ticket where they don't even let you wear clothes
A person is forming words and directing them at me. What am I supposed to do?
August 30, 2025 at 12:26 AM
A person is forming words and directing them at me. What am I supposed to do?
Ladies, get you a man that goes buck buck BUCKAW
August 15, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Ladies, get you a man that goes buck buck BUCKAW
In my buck buck BUCKAW era
August 10, 2025 at 7:55 AM
In my buck buck BUCKAW era
Wingstop? More like Wingstart the car and get us tf out of here.
June 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Wingstop? More like Wingstart the car and get us tf out of here.
Fair Willisse. Upon what subject art thou discoursing?
June 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Fair Willisse. Upon what subject art thou discoursing?
All DIY videos should legally have to include the half hour where the person was writhing on the floor in pain
March 31, 2025 at 7:26 PM
All DIY videos should legally have to include the half hour where the person was writhing on the floor in pain
A private eye called Ass Bummington
March 13, 2025 at 7:37 AM
A private eye called Ass Bummington
@tomtomorrow.bsky.social I think you might have called it with the orange spray tan
"Everything I say leaks," Zuckerberg says in leaked meeting audio. "It sucks"
www.404media.co/zuckerberg-s...
www.404media.co/zuckerberg-s...
Zuckerberg Says 'Everything I Say Leaks' in Leaked Meeting Audio
"There are a bunch of things that I think are value-destroying for me to talk about, so I’m not going to talk about those."
www.404media.co
January 30, 2025 at 9:46 PM
@tomtomorrow.bsky.social I think you might have called it with the orange spray tan
Living under a fascist oligarchy won't be so bad as long as Joe Biden thinks it's a "damned shame"
January 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Living under a fascist oligarchy won't be so bad as long as Joe Biden thinks it's a "damned shame"
Everybody talks about Shatner's overacting on Star Trek, but every once in awhile they would get a guest star on who would be like lol watch this
January 18, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Everybody talks about Shatner's overacting on Star Trek, but every once in awhile they would get a guest star on who would be like lol watch this
Reposted by William Bligh
“No wild human gesticulators necessary” is an absolutely incomprehensible thing for an Italian American to say
January 12, 2025 at 3:20 AM
“No wild human gesticulators necessary” is an absolutely incomprehensible thing for an Italian American to say
When somebody stops to look at my garage sale and starts slowly driving away
When somebody uses my driveway to turn around
December 15, 2024 at 11:08 PM
When somebody stops to look at my garage sale and starts slowly driving away
My girl is the best. Going to write a song about her in which I refer to her as a "store-bought woman".
December 4, 2024 at 8:28 PM
My girl is the best. Going to write a song about her in which I refer to her as a "store-bought woman".