🍂 (Grove Tender) 🍂
@orenshedherskin.bsky.social
🏙️Chicago🏙️
🏳️⚧️She/her🏳️⚧️
✨Girlkisser✨
🍂💚🪴
Ask me about lesbian god, dryad as a self image, or tell me I'm pretty (respectfully) to gain a new friend
🏳️⚧️She/her🏳️⚧️
✨Girlkisser✨
🍂💚🪴
Ask me about lesbian god, dryad as a self image, or tell me I'm pretty (respectfully) to gain a new friend
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Woah rock climbing, Netrunner, and wife hours. What a good Sunday ☺️
November 24, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Woah rock climbing, Netrunner, and wife hours. What a good Sunday ☺️
The world smells like fallen leaves today :) :)
November 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
The world smells like fallen leaves today :) :)
Pleased to announce that with myself as skipper we have a whole balanced squad of penguins
This is a follower demographics check: which penguin of Madagascar are you?
November 23, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Pleased to announce that with myself as skipper we have a whole balanced squad of penguins
Hers and theirs drinks: cranberry fizz soda withe a shot of empress gin and snowflake shaped ice, and a shot of whiskey, neat, out of a baby food jar
November 23, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Hers and theirs drinks: cranberry fizz soda withe a shot of empress gin and snowflake shaped ice, and a shot of whiskey, neat, out of a baby food jar
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God! God! God!—crack my heart!—stave my brain!—mockery! mockery! bitter, biting mockery of grey hairs
November 23, 2025 at 1:47 AM
God! God! God!—crack my heart!—stave my brain!—mockery! mockery! bitter, biting mockery of grey hairs
This is a follower demographics check: which penguin of Madagascar are you?
November 23, 2025 at 1:02 AM
This is a follower demographics check: which penguin of Madagascar are you?
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Mad Max: Yuri Road
November 22, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Mad Max: Yuri Road
It's me, the groveler
November 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
It's me, the groveler
Look babe I'm sorry I didn't memorize the shrimp cocktail speech from shark tales perfectly, I didn't realize that getting one word wrong would take you out of the scene, yeah I know it's important I'm sorry I'll learn it better for next time
November 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Look babe I'm sorry I didn't memorize the shrimp cocktail speech from shark tales perfectly, I didn't realize that getting one word wrong would take you out of the scene, yeah I know it's important I'm sorry I'll learn it better for next time
The d in dilf stands for dyke
November 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
The d in dilf stands for dyke
Michio pa owns my heart
November 22, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Michio pa owns my heart
Excuse me ma'am, but can I interest you in a squanch?
November 22, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Excuse me ma'am, but can I interest you in a squanch?
Wait y'all are out here remembering things? Fr?
November 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Wait y'all are out here remembering things? Fr?
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ive got twisted , fucked up fantasies . like what if we were girlfriends and we kissed
May 20, 2025 at 4:38 PM
ive got twisted , fucked up fantasies . like what if we were girlfriends and we kissed
Day after vaccines and shot day? Feeling soooo lethargic
November 20, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Day after vaccines and shot day? Feeling soooo lethargic
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Today's trans remembrance day
Every cis person owes their trans friend 10$
Every cis person owes their trans friend 10$
November 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Today's trans remembrance day
Every cis person owes their trans friend 10$
Every cis person owes their trans friend 10$
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I'm begging you to be your own Gods. Bear your own altars. Grant your own prayers.
November 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I'm begging you to be your own Gods. Bear your own altars. Grant your own prayers.
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Not much to say about Trans Day of Remembrance anymore besides “try loving and celebrating us while we are alive”
November 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Not much to say about Trans Day of Remembrance anymore besides “try loving and celebrating us while we are alive”
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ngl, i look cute af in the glow i get on my face when i think of you
November 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
ngl, i look cute af in the glow i get on my face when i think of you
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I don’t need antidepressants when I can put on heels and walk through an echo-y train platform
November 20, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I don’t need antidepressants when I can put on heels and walk through an echo-y train platform
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gender of the day is fruit in the botanical sense
November 20, 2025 at 12:56 PM
gender of the day is fruit in the botanical sense
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I'm officially a fan of luckshit twinkhon.
November 20, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I'm officially a fan of luckshit twinkhon.
When you want to clear the vibes but she hates the smell of herbs
Problematic sage gap
Problematic sage gap
when you want to go for the wacky colors but she has a more basic design sensibility
problematic beige gap
problematic beige gap
when you can cast spells but she can't?
problematic mage gap
problematic mage gap
November 20, 2025 at 3:45 AM
When you want to clear the vibes but she hates the smell of herbs
Problematic sage gap
Problematic sage gap
When she carries a virus you're immune to?
Problematic phage gap
Problematic phage gap
when you can cast spells but she can't?
problematic mage gap
problematic mage gap
When you don’t know how to pronounce the word for the plain porridge or stew you’ve just made?
Problematic pottage gap
Problematic pottage gap
November 20, 2025 at 3:43 AM
When she carries a virus you're immune to?
Problematic phage gap
Problematic phage gap
My cold hands are proof that chivalry is dead
November 19, 2025 at 9:52 PM
My cold hands are proof that chivalry is dead