Orlean Cooper
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"Don't feed the mouth that bites you." - Count Bass D
Eagerly awaiting the Children of Deion Sanders power rankings tomorrow.
November 17, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Eagerly awaiting the Children of Deion Sanders power rankings tomorrow.
The Browns experience truly is a brown experience.
November 17, 2025 at 12:15 AM
The Browns experience truly is a brown experience.
Didn't watch, just asking: did the Rams win this game or did the Seahawks lose it?
November 17, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Didn't watch, just asking: did the Rams win this game or did the Seahawks lose it?
Jameis Winston moves the way I imagine an animated Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot would.
November 16, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Jameis Winston moves the way I imagine an animated Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot would.
Five words that bring joy to no one: "Trey Lance is warming up."
November 16, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Five words that bring joy to no one: "Trey Lance is warming up."
Aaron Rodgers is a reminder that every man needs a hobby, so as to avoid hopelessly playing football too long.
November 16, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Aaron Rodgers is a reminder that every man needs a hobby, so as to avoid hopelessly playing football too long.
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thinking about this disguise George C. Scott dons in Hardcore and cracking up
November 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
thinking about this disguise George C. Scott dons in Hardcore and cracking up
One of my favorite parts of watching football in Mexico in the 90s was the delight of J.J. Stokes' name in Spanish ("Jota Jota Stokes!").
This is a highly tangential way to say that Jota Jota McCarthy sucks.
This is a highly tangential way to say that Jota Jota McCarthy sucks.
November 16, 2025 at 7:25 PM
One of my favorite parts of watching football in Mexico in the 90s was the delight of J.J. Stokes' name in Spanish ("Jota Jota Stokes!").
This is a highly tangential way to say that Jota Jota McCarthy sucks.
This is a highly tangential way to say that Jota Jota McCarthy sucks.
Arch isn't an acceptable name good he learns that now rather than later
November 16, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Arch isn't an acceptable name good he learns that now rather than later
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The emails have Summers reporting to Epstein about his attempts to date a Harvard economics student & to hit on her during a seminar she was giving.
November 15, 2025 at 9:48 PM
The emails have Summers reporting to Epstein about his attempts to date a Harvard economics student & to hit on her during a seminar she was giving.
Watching boxing illegally on a Canadian channel and was amused to see not-star Chase Brown get an Advil ad. (Yes, he is apparently Canadian.)
November 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Watching boxing illegally on a Canadian channel and was amused to see not-star Chase Brown get an Advil ad. (Yes, he is apparently Canadian.)
The JBs imagined the funky glory of a world without cars.
November 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The JBs imagined the funky glory of a world without cars.
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florence pew: thread
November 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
florence pew: thread
Some people are bulletproof. Don't long to be one of them unless you long to also be an awful person. No bulletproof person has ever been good.
November 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Some people are bulletproof. Don't long to be one of them unless you long to also be an awful person. No bulletproof person has ever been good.
I still think Adonai Mitchell is a clever way to name someone God Mitchell.
November 14, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I still think Adonai Mitchell is a clever way to name someone God Mitchell.
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a woman helped Buffalo Bill load his van, setting off a chain of events that ended in him getting shot by agent Clarice Starling
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:13 AM
a woman helped Buffalo Bill load his van, setting off a chain of events that ended in him getting shot by agent Clarice Starling
"Subterranean tour guide" is an all time top Jeopardy profession.
November 14, 2025 at 12:01 AM
"Subterranean tour guide" is an all time top Jeopardy profession.
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I really recommend clicking through and reading more of the comic.
November 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I really recommend clicking through and reading more of the comic.
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New York Times front pages
L: Epstein emails re Trump
R: Hillary Clinton emails
L: Epstein emails re Trump
R: Hillary Clinton emails
November 13, 2025 at 4:31 PM
New York Times front pages
L: Epstein emails re Trump
R: Hillary Clinton emails
L: Epstein emails re Trump
R: Hillary Clinton emails
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Youngeinstein (1988)
November 13, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Youngeinstein (1988)
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The best part of the shitty AI Coca-Cola Christmas ad is the slogan "Real Magic."
November 11, 2025 at 8:52 PM
The best part of the shitty AI Coca-Cola Christmas ad is the slogan "Real Magic."
I see no specific reason why I should live in a solidly Dem state (New York) and deserve two of the most useless Senators. There are only 100 of them.
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I see no specific reason why I should live in a solidly Dem state (New York) and deserve two of the most useless Senators. There are only 100 of them.