Orlean Cooper
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"Don't feed the mouth that bites you." - Count Bass D
As a Niners fan, I honestly believe my team deserves to lose tonight based solely on these unis.
January 4, 2026 at 2:41 AM
As a Niners fan, I honestly believe my team deserves to lose tonight based solely on these unis.
Some athlete will eventually put two eyeblack crosses on each cheek to prove they love Jesus more than anyone. It's what He would want.
January 3, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Some athlete will eventually put two eyeblack crosses on each cheek to prove they love Jesus more than anyone. It's what He would want.
My six year old says Hamilton like "Ham a ton." Anyone who wants to do a HAMILTON / MC Hammer parody ("Stop / Ham a ton!") is welcome to, I will not sue.
January 3, 2026 at 10:51 PM
My six year old says Hamilton like "Ham a ton." Anyone who wants to do a HAMILTON / MC Hammer parody ("Stop / Ham a ton!") is welcome to, I will not sue.
Watching Panthers-Bucs in a big storm, and the question occurs to me: would using an umbrella make you less of a man?
January 3, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Watching Panthers-Bucs in a big storm, and the question occurs to me: would using an umbrella make you less of a man?
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The Simpsons (Series, 1989 - )
January 3, 2026 at 12:59 PM
The Simpsons (Series, 1989 - )
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i think that people really underestimate reality that
1) administration has no doctrine, it is really about a single, mercurial, and half-awake man
2) the administration is a constantly churning system with factions that rise and fall contextually
3) might not have happened if trump tower caracas
1) administration has no doctrine, it is really about a single, mercurial, and half-awake man
2) the administration is a constantly churning system with factions that rise and fall contextually
3) might not have happened if trump tower caracas
January 3, 2026 at 11:15 AM
i think that people really underestimate reality that
1) administration has no doctrine, it is really about a single, mercurial, and half-awake man
2) the administration is a constantly churning system with factions that rise and fall contextually
3) might not have happened if trump tower caracas
1) administration has no doctrine, it is really about a single, mercurial, and half-awake man
2) the administration is a constantly churning system with factions that rise and fall contextually
3) might not have happened if trump tower caracas
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Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
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ONLY THE UNITED STATES CONGRESS HAS THE POWER TO DECLARE awwhogivesashit.
January 3, 2026 at 1:48 PM
ONLY THE UNITED STATES CONGRESS HAS THE POWER TO DECLARE awwhogivesashit.
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"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails."
Analysis: OpenAI is a loss-making machine, how can it survive?
Don't call it a bubble! Loss-making monster OpenAI is on the hook for $1.4 trillion (with a T) in compute commitments. How can this go on?
www.windowscentral.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails."
In addition to his Jada-inspired promise to always be "outside," Mamdani has promised that:
1) No one can solve him, he's long division
2) Opponents should do the right thing or get the right thing done to em
3) if you find him dead in the ocean, it aight though, dead mayors get better promotion
1) No one can solve him, he's long division
2) Opponents should do the right thing or get the right thing done to em
3) if you find him dead in the ocean, it aight though, dead mayors get better promotion
January 2, 2026 at 5:21 PM
In addition to his Jada-inspired promise to always be "outside," Mamdani has promised that:
1) No one can solve him, he's long division
2) Opponents should do the right thing or get the right thing done to em
3) if you find him dead in the ocean, it aight though, dead mayors get better promotion
1) No one can solve him, he's long division
2) Opponents should do the right thing or get the right thing done to em
3) if you find him dead in the ocean, it aight though, dead mayors get better promotion
Gunnar Stockton throws incomplete to the guy who's already out of bounds because he thinks different, bro.
January 2, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Gunnar Stockton throws incomplete to the guy who's already out of bounds because he thinks different, bro.
Every time Ole Miss scores a touchdown, the bones of Jefferson Davis smile.
January 2, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Every time Ole Miss scores a touchdown, the bones of Jefferson Davis smile.
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Just in case y'all didn't know
January 2, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Just in case y'all didn't know
The next best thing to what should have happened. (Adams resigning on 9.26.24.)
I was wondering what Mamdani's first executive order would be, and I'm not disappointed by this.
He has wiped off the books EVERY Eric Adams executive order issued on or after September 26, 2024, the day Adams was indicted on federal bribery charges.
He has wiped off the books EVERY Eric Adams executive order issued on or after September 26, 2024, the day Adams was indicted on federal bribery charges.
January 2, 2026 at 12:01 AM
The next best thing to what should have happened. (Adams resigning on 9.26.24.)
Reaction shots of sad Alabama fans is my love language.
January 1, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Reaction shots of sad Alabama fans is my love language.
(I can't believe there isn't a gif from "Drop" from The Pharcyde. Here's my #2.)
December 31, 2025 at 2:29 PM
(I can't believe there isn't a gif from "Drop" from The Pharcyde. Here's my #2.)
Oh no.
RIP Isiah Whitlock Jr. We loved all the characters you played, especially as Clay Davis.
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The Wire: Shit Clay Davis Says | HBO
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December 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Oh no.
The Onion tries harder to find new normal people to quite than The New York Times.
December 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
The Onion tries harder to find new normal people to quite than The New York Times.
I will never watch Puka Nacua do anything cool in football without thinking about how fucking stupid Puka Nacua is at life.
December 30, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I will never watch Puka Nacua do anything cool in football without thinking about how fucking stupid Puka Nacua is at life.
The Atlanta Falcons, they just find ways to lose.
December 30, 2025 at 3:28 AM
The Atlanta Falcons, they just find ways to lose.
I just don't understand how people can be gung ho about deportation when they live in an effectively unpopulated state. It's a misanthrophy that's just beyond me.
December 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I just don't understand how people can be gung ho about deportation when they live in an effectively unpopulated state. It's a misanthrophy that's just beyond me.
It's never gonna fucking end. Can't wait until the Old Gray Lady writes stories like MAMDANI APPROVAL UP TO 80 PERCENT: THESE IMPORTANT WHITE PEOPLE ARE THE 20
December 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
It's never gonna fucking end. Can't wait until the Old Gray Lady writes stories like MAMDANI APPROVAL UP TO 80 PERCENT: THESE IMPORTANT WHITE PEOPLE ARE THE 20
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"And I never say no"
We need to have a serious talk about the way "AI companion" apps not only prey on the vulnerable, but are priming their users to ignore consent and to conflate love with control.
We need AI regulations across so many sectors, but this area is particularly horrifying.
We need to have a serious talk about the way "AI companion" apps not only prey on the vulnerable, but are priming their users to ignore consent and to conflate love with control.
We need AI regulations across so many sectors, but this area is particularly horrifying.
December 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
"And I never say no"
We need to have a serious talk about the way "AI companion" apps not only prey on the vulnerable, but are priming their users to ignore consent and to conflate love with control.
We need AI regulations across so many sectors, but this area is particularly horrifying.
We need to have a serious talk about the way "AI companion" apps not only prey on the vulnerable, but are priming their users to ignore consent and to conflate love with control.
We need AI regulations across so many sectors, but this area is particularly horrifying.