Orlean Cooper
@orleancooper.bsky.social
"Don't feed the mouth that bites you." - Count Bass D
Of all the things you could do after making $120M as a baseball player...why that?
November 17, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Of all the things you could do after making $120M as a baseball player...why that?
Rejected Inspectah Deck line.
November 17, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Rejected Inspectah Deck line.
Little colloidal silver'll fix that up in a jiff
November 17, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Little colloidal silver'll fix that up in a jiff
It is worth contemplating your expected answer when you, a sports journalist, ask an athlete, "Eating shit: like or dislike?"
November 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
It is worth contemplating your expected answer when you, a sports journalist, ask an athlete, "Eating shit: like or dislike?"
You did, until this post docked you two points.
November 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
You did, until this post docked you two points.
Imagining Lorne forcing a man with a shattered pelvis to stay in the office and work a 144 hour week.
November 16, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Imagining Lorne forcing a man with a shattered pelvis to stay in the office and work a 144 hour week.
Oh, right, that's the reason why.
November 16, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Oh, right, that's the reason why.
Do quarterbacks ever take a year to explore Europe and find themselves and if not why not
November 16, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Do quarterbacks ever take a year to explore Europe and find themselves and if not why not
It took me longer to understand the Arby's / RB / roast beef pun than it took me to finally see the Milwaukee Brewers logo properly.
November 16, 2025 at 7:33 PM
It took me longer to understand the Arby's / RB / roast beef pun than it took me to finally see the Milwaukee Brewers logo properly.
He'll be fined later for too many pumps.
November 16, 2025 at 7:32 PM
He'll be fined later for too many pumps.
(conspiracy theories are not a hobby)
November 16, 2025 at 7:30 PM
(conspiracy theories are not a hobby)
No Adults Allowed.
November 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM
No Adults Allowed.
The New Deal famously was not tampered with at all by the Supreme Court.
November 16, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The New Deal famously was not tampered with at all by the Supreme Court.
I'm just baffled by who would shop for a car at 11:30 pm.
November 16, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I'm just baffled by who would shop for a car at 11:30 pm.
Back when child rape was child rape.
November 16, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Back when child rape was child rape.
You need to pair her with Robber Kookyity Jr.
November 16, 2025 at 2:07 AM
You need to pair her with Robber Kookyity Jr.