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CEO of the Kukku Empire
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Uuuuuh what do I put here. I guess I do art.
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CEO of the Kukku Empire @oscarthegoat.bsky.social · Mar 4
What if. What if I started taking commissions. What then 🥺👉👈

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#cookierun

Different breeds of shortcake
A bunch of drawings of Strawberry Shortcake Cookie as different breeds of Cake Hounds. The bottom left depicts them as a chocolate cake hound, wearing Red Velvet Cookie's B.A.D.4. band outfit, presumably cheering for them. The bottom right depicts them as a cake hound spirit. The middle has them as a licorice cake hound. The middle left has them as a blueberry cake hound, proudly walking while holding the skirt of a cute dress. The middle right has them as a valley cake hound, wearing a green scarf. The top left has them as a hound in sheep's clothing, wearing a blue scarf. The middle top has them as a cacao kingdom hound. Finally, the top right has them as an ocean cake hound, wearing a sailor's collar.
September 1, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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onebadnoodle.bsky.social
💫
July 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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rainathemouse.com
August 2, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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luigiyagami.bsky.social
#revenant #nova
August 2, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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luigiyagami.bsky.social
getting somewhere i think
August 1, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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maskenjager.bsky.social
"artists should charge more!" then pay them. Do comission them. tip them what u think they're worth.

Artists wont believe they are worth money until u give it to them. They know what it's like to not have much, & hope everyone can afford their art. SHOW them they CAN ask more. Don't just Tell them.
alexblechman.bsky.social Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · Jul 20
Artists on Bluesky: Hey, my car broke down and I need money so I’m reopening commissions! $15 gets you a drawing like this

(posts work of art so breathtaking that if the artist had lived during the Renaissance they would be employed as personal painter to the Medici family)
July 27, 2025 at 9:42 PM
oscarthegoat.bsky.social
Self-portrait
An ugly guy sitting on the ground with horrendous posture while drawing in paper. On his side is an equally ugly little imp goat thing wearing a tie. He's the artist's sona.
July 28, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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onebadnoodle.bsky.social
guys i started playing cookie run its over for me 💀
July 17, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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brdte.bsky.social
Yall yall yall
Imagine if sonic movies were 2d animation+live action yall
Like who framed roger rabbit yk

Here's my humble rendition of that
Also I added him a bucktooth just to piss ya off😋
#art #cartoon #sonicthehedgehog
January 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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yagamimi-hog.bsky.social
now chat i done ding dong dang did recreated this here piece of sonic the hedgehog artwork with my own model yessir
July 22, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
(2/2)
Panel 1: Akita Neru, Hatsune Miku, and Kasane Teto (in that order, left to right) are up on stage in front of a raucus crowd going "RAAAA" as Miku waves to them. The full Triple Baka is now present. Panel 2: Miku turns to Teto and gives her a mischievous look, with her hands behind her back. Panel 3: Teto seems to immediately understand, winking at her and giving her a thumbs up. Panel 4: Both Miku and Teto lean to their left and raise their right legs, preparing for a big step. Panel 5: Both Miku and Teto happily take a big step right, putting Neru between them. Neru, who is usually a sidelined character, is now, much to her own surprise, at the center of the group. Panel 1: Akita Neru is at a microphone, nervously holding up her yellow smartphone and saying "Oh, um, I ... I-I didn't bring my flip phone ..." Panel 2: Neru, flanked by Hatsune Miku and Kasane Teto to her left and right, looks frantically across the audience, asking "Does anybody have a flip phone?? Early 2000s style???" Panel 3: Neru notices a yellow-and-black sleeved hand pop out of the audience holding up a yellow flip phone. Panel 4: It is that freckled girl who didn't know who Neru was a little while back, now cosplaying as her, seemingly having become a fan between then and the concert. She is holding up a yellow flip phone, just like Neru's, which she brought as part of her cosplay. There are no indicated sound effects in this comic, so the sounds are up to your imagination. Panel 1: Hatsune Miku, Akita Neru, and Kasane Teto are on stage performing their song Triple Baka, with Miku pointing forward towards the crowd, Neru tapping on her phone, and Teto singing contently. Teal, yellow, and red lights shine into the sky behind them. Panel 2: The crowd is going wild, many hands with glowsticks in the air. A few people are wearing Miku and Teto t-shirts. The Neru cosplayer girl from the previous comic is on her dad's shoulders to get a better view of the concert. Panel 3: The exterior of the amphitheater-esque concert venue. It's by a grassy park on one side and a body of water on the other. A few lit windows of the city they're in can be seen in the background. There's a sign on the wall of the venue that says "SHOW!!" with a long blue triangle and a short red triangle on it. A blue, yellow, and red spotlight shine out of the venue into the night sky, which is opalescent and littered with different shaped stars and galaxies. Panel 4: We pan farther up into that colorful night sky and words appear, reading: Your effect on the world matters no matter who remembers it and how
July 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
The Yellow One (COMPLETE) (1/2)
Panel 1: Two guys are talking at the grocery store, one in a green t-shirt and dark short hair, and the other in a white tank top and lighter brown longer hair. In the background is a girl in a hoodie with the hood up turned away from them, though there is a long yellow side-ponytail sticking out of the hood. Green shirt guy is saying "hey, remember that vocaloid song Triple Baka?" to which white tank top guy responds "Yeah!" Panel 2: Off panel, green shirt guy asks "who was in it?" White tank top guy takes a moment to thinking, with a thought bubble popping up with the virtual singer Miku in the middle, Teto to her right, and an empty space to her left. He says "Oh, uhhh, Miku, Teto ..." Panel 3: The virtual Singer Rin pops up to Miku's left in the thought bubble as the guys says "And RIN right?" Panel 4: We flip the camera from the first panel. The guys are now in the background, and we see the yellow-haired girl in the sweatshirt from the front. The green shirt guy is saying "oh yeeaaah" as who we now see to be virtual singer Akita Neru malds, fumes, and grinds her teeth, on the verge of tears (Neru being the actual third singer in that song). Panel 1: Hatsune Miku and Akita Neru are walking down a street past a cafe, carrying bags. Miku is saying something to Neru, and they're in casual clothes: Miku is in a purple t-shirt tucked into jean shorts, and Neru is in a loose white t-shirt and jeans. Panel 2: Miku gets swarmed by a gaggle of fans, saying stuff like "MIKU!!" and "OMG MIKU!!" Neru stumbles backward out of the way awkwardly as this happens. Panel 3: One of the Miku fans, a little girl with pigtails, looks over at Neru and they lock eyes, smiling at each other. Panel 4: Closeup of Neru's hand, with yellow-painted nails, sweeting out her big side-ponytail. Panel 5: Neru is shining bright in front of this girl, showing off her side-pigtail and her yellow flip-phone, just like she has in the music video for Triple Baka, a song for which she provides phone dialing sound effects. Panel 6: The little girl looks up at her and says "Lady, who are you?" She is also holding an actively melting Kasane Teto ice cream with gumball eyes, and it's looking pretty rough. Panel 1: Hatsune Miku and Kasane Teto are on stage at a concert venue, in front of cheering fans with teal and red glowsticks. Behind them is a screen large screen displaying a cloudy pink background. Miku: "We will now be performing TRIPLE BAKA!" Panel 2: One person in the crowd points at the stage and blurts out "WAIT! Wasn't there a yellow one in this song??" as others around him either look at him or look forward in silence. The Sanrio Boy and Junji Ito Girl from some of my other comics are there. Panel 3: The crowd begins to chant: "YEL-LOW-ONE!! YEL-LOW-ONE!! YEL-LOW-ONE!!" Panel 4: Miku looks over at Teto, unsure of what to do. Teto only returns her gaze, equally uncertain, as the chant continues in the background. Panel 5: Miku is projecting her phone onto the screen large screen at the back of the stage, for everyone to see, and is now video calling her friend Akita Neru, the yellow-haired girl who was the third one in Triple Baka. Panel 6: Neru picks up the video call, revealing that she's actually in the crowd at the concert, wearing a glowstick halo and holding another glowstick. A guy next to her is pogging, having realized it's her. The crowd explodes in a "RAAAAAAAAAAA" Panel 1: Hatsune Miku and Kasane Teto are on stage at one of their shows. Behind them is a large stage screen with Akita Neru on it, seemingly on a video call with them. Judging by the background, Neru seems to be in the audience somewhere, wearing a glowstick halo. Miku: "Neru, are you, um ... >>AT<< the show?" Panel 2: Closeup of Neru on the screen as she nervously mumbles something. The only word that can be made out is "every". Panel 3: Cut back to Miku looking at the screen, its glow falling on her face. Miku: "What?" Panel 4: Neru blurts, blushing intensely, blurts out "I'M AT >>EVERY<< SHOW," with Miku, Teto, and the whole crowd looking on.
July 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: A pink-cloak-clad RPG healer with a cross staff is looking to her right. She says "DPS, how are you doing??" Panel 2: The DPS, a character with yellow crosshair eyes, long dark purple gloves and blue boots, and a katana, is keeled over, leaning on one knee. A little under half of his health bar is gone and he is bleeding a bit from his mouth. He responds "Not great. One of the attacks skimmed me." Panel 3: The healer turns her head to look to her left. She says "Tank, how about you??" Panel 4: The purple-clad tank, his face and head cloaked in shadow, is smiling wide through the shadow and giving a thumbs up. His legs are rooted to the ground with thick vines, parts of him are on fire, electricity is running along his body, and a foul miasma eminates from him. He his only a smidge of health left, and a bit of shield. Around him are status effects: Poisoned, Paralyzed, Frightened, Burned, Cold, Cursed.
July 19, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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demidevilqueen.bsky.social
The genetically engineered bipedal hedgehog with the edgy with the highlights has spoken has some demands
A cartoony Shadow the Hedgehog with one hand on his hips and the other pointing at the viewer, with text that says "DRINK SOME FUCKING WATER" beside him.
July 14, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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raeradford.bsky.social
#BookSky
July 19, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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silenttakedown.bsky.social
corporations on july 1st:
Bye, weird fruit! You were fun!
July 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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trash-artificer.bsky.social
Oh important MTG tech

If you put Sonic in your Zinnia deck, you can make Sonic pregnant
Zinnia, Valley's Voice {U}{R}{W} Legendary Creature — Bird Bard Flying Zinnia gets +X/+0, where X is the number of other creatures you control with base power 1. Creature spells you cast have offspring {2}. (You may pay an additional {2} as you cast a creature spell. If you do, when that creature enters, create a 1/1 token copy of it.) Sonic the Hedgehog {1}{U}{R}{W} Legendary Creature — Hedgehog Warrior Haste Gotta Go Fast — Whenever Sonic the Hedgehog attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control with flash or haste. Whenever a creature you control with flash or haste is dealt damage, create a tapped Treasure token.
July 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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joeadok.bsky.social
Kind of a really specific mix here.

Louie Montaine from Sonic Unleashed X Mean Bean Machine X Columns 3 box art.
July 16, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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joeadok.bsky.social
Some Diamond Cutters related draws based somewhat on interactions around characters based on their concept art designs.
July 11, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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adamtots.bsky.social
🦸🏻‍♂️
July 16, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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luigiyagami.bsky.social
she can have a few more polygons as a treat
#revenant #nova
July 16, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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luigiyagami.bsky.social
teeth
#nova #revenant
July 16, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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luigiyagami.bsky.social
#nova #revenant
July 16, 2025 at 9:05 AM