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pSKYycho 🩸🔪🔪

@oshky.bsky.social

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Im like if aegis reflector was a girl Gf: @h-g-unwells.bsky.social 🌞

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pSKYycho 🩸🔪🔪 @oshky.bsky.social · 3h

You fucking heard me

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pSKYycho 🩸🔪🔪 @oshky.bsky.social · 5h

I don’t plan on going anywhere anytime soon so you’re just fine, cynthia

pSKYycho 🩸🔪🔪 @oshky.bsky.social · 6h

Call me a fucking dirt dobber then girly idc

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pSKYycho 🩸🔪🔪 @oshky.bsky.social · 6h

I’m a real fucking huntser don’t @ me

pSKYycho 🩸🔪🔪 @oshky.bsky.social · 7h

Famous Winnie the Pooh line: God I fucking love honey

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pSKYycho 🩸🔪🔪 @oshky.bsky.social · 7h

Heinz tastes like ketchup if they dipped the tangy part of a AA battery in every single bottle

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pSKYycho 🩸🔪🔪 @oshky.bsky.social · 7h

Currently fucking to cheeseburger in paradise, hunts is way fucking better than Heinz suck my fucking dick about it

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pSKYycho 🩸🔪🔪 @oshky.bsky.social · 8h

THANK UUUUUU

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🎃 The Devil’s Rhiject 📼 @bubblegumrhi.bsky.social · 10h

Fixed this for ya

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pSKYycho 🩸🔪🔪 @oshky.bsky.social · 11h

Pretty white boy gf

Mercury and I posing in front of a mirror.

The same but we’re farther away and it’s blurry.

Mercury and I attempting to start mean mugging.

Mercury smiling with my arm around them.

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cynthia... @lesbiats.bsky.social · 11h

behold, the polycule org chart

its an org chart so alt text is hard but uh. there's four of us:

Mercury (dog, owner): girlfriends with sky, married to fern, co-owner and friends with me

Fern (puppy): married to Mercury, girlfriends with me

Sky (dog, stimtoy): girlfriends with mercury, queerplatonic gamer with me

Me (cat, owner): girlfriends with fern, queerplatonic gamer with sky, co-owner and friends with mercury.

then there's the "girlpile/predatory lesbianism" triangle of me, fern, and sky. it is hard to explain so in the legend for the different types of lines it just says "???"

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pSKYycho 🩸🔪🔪 @oshky.bsky.social · 13h

I’m the Jelqer baby!

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pSKYycho 🩸🔪🔪 @oshky.bsky.social · 1d

Put me in Mayberry with that fucking bum Andy Griffith and in a week I’ll have that whole town looking like a landfill

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pSKYycho 🩸🔪🔪 @oshky.bsky.social · 1d

This Scooby-Doo Mac and cheese tastes doesn’t taste mysterious at all it just tastes like fucking doo doo ass

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merc (sex pest arc) @murkyuri.bsky.social · 1d

winnie the pooh butch x sapphic piglet

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pSKYycho 🩸🔪🔪 @oshky.bsky.social · 2d

It alright

pSKYycho 🩸🔪🔪 @oshky.bsky.social · 2d

I LIFERALLY SAID THATS LIKE ONE IF THE SONGS I LIKE

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pSKYycho 🩸🔪🔪 @oshky.bsky.social · 2d

THEYRE OKAY IM SORRY

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pSKYycho 🩸🔪🔪 @oshky.bsky.social · 2d

Dollar Pardon

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pSKYycho 🩸🔪🔪 @oshky.bsky.social · 3d

Who up fermenting

pSKYycho 🩸🔪🔪 @oshky.bsky.social · 3d

I’m putting my raccoon eyeliner on right now just give me a minute

pSKYycho 🩸🔪🔪 @oshky.bsky.social · 3d

Throwing peanuts at the wall of this stupid fucking Wawa because they keep putting nicotine in the gas station spicy pickles and I’m so fucking sick of all the chicanery.

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pSKYycho 🩸🔪🔪 @oshky.bsky.social · 3d

Can I help look I can forage through your house like a really passionate raccoon

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pSKYycho 🩸🔪🔪 @oshky.bsky.social · 3d

My lobster too fat. My ass too buttery.

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pSKYycho 🩸🔪🔪 @oshky.bsky.social · 3d

This is basically intox play

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