Ottercon
@ottercon.bsky.social
British river f(r)iend
‘90s Kid, Furry, Otter, Pup 💾🐾🦦🐶
@strayjim.bsky.social 🧡🦊
Adults only 🔞
‘90s Kid, Furry, Otter, Pup 💾🐾🦦🐶
@strayjim.bsky.social 🧡🦊
Adults only 🔞
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Ottercon
@ottercon.bsky.social
· Dec 13
📌 I've unfollowed a few folks on here because it's the only way of hiding someone's posts without muting their mentions
Don't ask me why it works that way, I didn't write this crap
Don't ask me why it works that way, I didn't write this crap
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In today’s TED Talk:
February 2, 2026 at 8:58 AM
In today’s TED Talk:
Starting off my holiday by using a shit tonne of hot water I don’t have to pay for and becoming ramen irl (please don’t eat me I’ll get a boner)
February 10, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Starting off my holiday by using a shit tonne of hot water I don’t have to pay for and becoming ramen irl (please don’t eat me I’ll get a boner)
What... what's the difference?...
February 6, 2026 at 8:29 PM
What... what's the difference?...
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Rather HANGRY this afternoon. It's alright only another ~3 hours until dinner 🙏
February 5, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Rather HANGRY this afternoon. It's alright only another ~3 hours until dinner 🙏
I do wonder what the future holds for Bluesky, whether we’ll get meaningful updates or if people will get bored and go somewhere else
All I know is that it’s not Twitter, and I suppose that’ll do for now
All I know is that it’s not Twitter, and I suppose that’ll do for now
February 5, 2026 at 10:55 AM
I do wonder what the future holds for Bluesky, whether we’ll get meaningful updates or if people will get bored and go somewhere else
All I know is that it’s not Twitter, and I suppose that’ll do for now
All I know is that it’s not Twitter, and I suppose that’ll do for now
Breaking News 🚨
Self-Proclaimed ‘World’s Smartest Man’ Is Actually An Idiot
Self-Proclaimed ‘World’s Smartest Man’ Is Actually An Idiot
February 5, 2026 at 10:46 AM
Breaking News 🚨
Self-Proclaimed ‘World’s Smartest Man’ Is Actually An Idiot
Self-Proclaimed ‘World’s Smartest Man’ Is Actually An Idiot
"Stop using Apple products because I get less money from Patreon" sure is a statement somebody can make
February 4, 2026 at 6:36 PM
"Stop using Apple products because I get less money from Patreon" sure is a statement somebody can make
“There’s no genitals on display though!” 🤓 👆
Brother I just witnessed someone deepthroating a foot
Brother I just witnessed someone deepthroating a foot
I don’t know why it’s so difficult for people to tag their media, genuinely exhausting 😪
February 4, 2026 at 12:18 PM
“There’s no genitals on display though!” 🤓 👆
Brother I just witnessed someone deepthroating a foot
Brother I just witnessed someone deepthroating a foot
I don’t know why it’s so difficult for people to tag their media, genuinely exhausting 😪
February 4, 2026 at 11:17 AM
I don’t know why it’s so difficult for people to tag their media, genuinely exhausting 😪
Been having a lot of fun with Escape From Tarkov over the past couple of months. It’s far from a perfect game with a heap of frustrating jank to it, but it’s scratching a hardcore survival shooter itch I never even knew I had
It’s like DayZ but not shit 🤩
It’s like DayZ but not shit 🤩
February 4, 2026 at 8:15 AM
Been having a lot of fun with Escape From Tarkov over the past couple of months. It’s far from a perfect game with a heap of frustrating jank to it, but it’s scratching a hardcore survival shooter itch I never even knew I had
It’s like DayZ but not shit 🤩
It’s like DayZ but not shit 🤩
4 seconds 🏁
Gonna time how long it takes me to see untagged porn in my Discover feed ⏱️
February 3, 2026 at 12:27 PM
4 seconds 🏁
Gonna time how long it takes me to see untagged porn in my Discover feed ⏱️
February 3, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Gonna time how long it takes me to see untagged porn in my Discover feed ⏱️
Very glad a colleague has decided to come into the office full of cold 🙏
February 3, 2026 at 7:35 AM
Very glad a colleague has decided to come into the office full of cold 🙏
In today’s TED Talk:
February 2, 2026 at 8:58 AM
In today’s TED Talk:
Our upstairs neighbour has flooded his bathroom again so we’ve had another episode of water dripping through our light fixtures
Christ how can someone be this much of a scrote
Christ how can someone be this much of a scrote
February 2, 2026 at 6:54 AM
Our upstairs neighbour has flooded his bathroom again so we’ve had another episode of water dripping through our light fixtures
Christ how can someone be this much of a scrote
Christ how can someone be this much of a scrote
Me foolishly expecting fragrances made by independent retailers to be cheaper than high street ones and not triple the price 🤡
January 31, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Me foolishly expecting fragrances made by independent retailers to be cheaper than high street ones and not triple the price 🤡
Gulpr sounds like a cool idea and I'm looking forward to seeing how it develops!
Always wanted to find more vore-ny folk to chat to and this seems like a great way of going about that 😊
Always wanted to find more vore-ny folk to chat to and this seems like a great way of going about that 😊
January 31, 2026 at 10:50 AM
Gulpr sounds like a cool idea and I'm looking forward to seeing how it develops!
Always wanted to find more vore-ny folk to chat to and this seems like a great way of going about that 😊
Always wanted to find more vore-ny folk to chat to and this seems like a great way of going about that 😊
Roast dinners are mid, and I only say that because I'm the one who does the washing up
January 30, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Roast dinners are mid, and I only say that because I'm the one who does the washing up
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Less grumpy but still grumpy 😠
January 29, 2026 at 9:48 AM
Less grumpy but still grumpy 😠
Politely asked someone to stop posting sensationalist shite (they were claiming the UK government are starving people to death in prisons) to which they responded by deleting the chat :’)
January 29, 2026 at 8:03 AM
Politely asked someone to stop posting sensationalist shite (they were claiming the UK government are starving people to death in prisons) to which they responded by deleting the chat :’)
I don’t know what it is about the word ‘y’all’ which activates my fight or flight response
January 28, 2026 at 12:21 PM
I don’t know what it is about the word ‘y’all’ which activates my fight or flight response
Literally me (not actually me)
January 28, 2026 at 12:14 PM
Literally me (not actually me)