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@ottercon.bsky.social

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British river f(r)iend ‘90s Kid, Furry, Otter, Pup 💾🐾🦦🐶 @strayjim.bsky.social 🧡🦊 Adults only 🔞

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Ottercon @ottercon.bsky.social · Jul 7

Me on Bluesky vs Me in DMs

Ottercon @ottercon.bsky.social · 4h

Don’t worry I’m sure if use split-ticketing and travel at 4am on a Thursday you’ll be able to get there in a meagre 19 hours for £72

Ottercon @ottercon.bsky.social · 4h

What the fuck

Ottercon @ottercon.bsky.social · 4h

Someone just called Maliketh a twink with a femboy waist and I am justifiably pupset

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𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕚 𓅰 🐱 @lucavi.bsky.social · 22h

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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 20h

The medical journal where RFK learned that circumcision causes autism.

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Ottercon @ottercon.bsky.social · 10h

10) The Omen (1976)

I appreciate it’s a classic but that doesn’t make it any good. Holy shit this film is boring. I sometimes wonder if it’s a 70’s thing but then I remember ‘The Texas Chainsaw Massacre’ exists. Go watch that instead 👎 #Spooktober

Ottercon @ottercon.bsky.social · 1d

League of Legends streamers will do literally anything other than interact with their chat while they're waiting 20 minutes to get into a game (watching 4 year old League clip compilations, going AFK, watching other League streamers, etc.)

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Ottercon @ottercon.bsky.social · 1d

I'm being facetious but I appreciate the info regardless

Ottercon @ottercon.bsky.social · 1d

Why? So you can accidentally leak that as well?

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Ottercon @ottercon.bsky.social · 1d

If you ever need a reason to live for the moment I think this is it

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Ottercon @ottercon.bsky.social · 1d

Looks like I’m getting sick just in time for the weekend 🥳

Ottercon @ottercon.bsky.social · 1d

9) The Ritual (2017)

Not to be confused with the 2009 or 2025 movies of the same name, this creature features (xdd) some of the best monster design I’ve seen in years 🤩 #Spooktober

Ottercon @ottercon.bsky.social · 2d

Ahhh so there is a reason for it! Thank you puppy

Ottercon @ottercon.bsky.social · 2d

Why are we all reposting a news piece from 4 months ago

Ottercon @ottercon.bsky.social · 2d

4) Otter droppings are called ‘spraints’ and have a distinct jasmine tea-like smell. Be sure to wow your friends, colleagues and loved ones with the fun fact ‘jasmine tea smells like otter shit’ #Ottober

Ottercon @ottercon.bsky.social · 7d

3) In prehistoric times otters used to be the size of lions (~200 kg) but have since received significant nerfs (~15kg) to bring them in line with other Carnivora classes #Ottober

Ottercon @ottercon.bsky.social · 8d

2) Otters can close their ears and nostrils while swimming underwater. Doing so activates ‘Bullet Time’, allowing them to hunt with alarming efficiency #Ottober

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Ottercon @ottercon.bsky.social · 2d

Why am I

In office with work and people 🤢

And not

At home in bed with blankets 🥰

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Spicymochi @spicymochi.bsky.social · 2d

Clown otters

Illustration of a sea otter and a river otter dressed up in clown-like costumes

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Ottercon @ottercon.bsky.social · 2d

Need suitably autumnal art to commemorate the best time of year <3

Ottercon @ottercon.bsky.social · 2d

Not just costing but SAVING lmao

Ottercon @ottercon.bsky.social · 2d

Best time of year <3

Ottercon @ottercon.bsky.social · 2d

8) Carrie (1976)

The tragic story of Carrie White is one of the most fucked up yet relatable tales out there. As dated as it is the original film adaptation still holds up strong 🤩 #Spooktober

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azban.bsky.social @azban.bsky.social · 3d

Ninja kick!!!

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Ottercon @ottercon.bsky.social · 3d

I love the world’s richest man who pays people to play video games for him

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Ottercon @ottercon.bsky.social · 3d

It’s little more than a placebo, always has been. What do you expect from a government-mandated chain letter?

Ottercon @ottercon.bsky.social · 3d

Which is 100% fine and that’s all some people want/need, it’s just when people respond with asinine shite like “THIS IS FASCISM” where people really need to wind their neck in

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