Petty Betty
@p3ttyb3tty.bsky.social
Seeking my joy. #books #comedy #justice #equality #gunreform #prochoice #Hufflepuff
I slept flat on my back and still woke up with an injured shoulder. What kind of bull shit is this?
November 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I slept flat on my back and still woke up with an injured shoulder. What kind of bull shit is this?
Does anyone else’s mom congratulate them when they get sick? Like puking your guts out is a great way to lose weight. And she wonders why I have body image issues. But if I say that that’s rude and unhealthy that hurts her feeling and now I’m the bitch.
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November 11, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Does anyone else’s mom congratulate them when they get sick? Like puking your guts out is a great way to lose weight. And she wonders why I have body image issues. But if I say that that’s rude and unhealthy that hurts her feeling and now I’m the bitch.
I’m so angry and I have no outlet.
October 26, 2025 at 8:16 AM
I’m so angry and I have no outlet.
It’s going to be a dark and stormy night but I’ve been having a panic attack since last night so I need to medicate and I’m going to miss it. 😢 ⚡️🌩️⛈️
October 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
It’s going to be a dark and stormy night but I’ve been having a panic attack since last night so I need to medicate and I’m going to miss it. 😢 ⚡️🌩️⛈️
I got a trucker to give a toot toot yesterday.
October 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I got a trucker to give a toot toot yesterday.
@fancysplace.bsky.social may I ask about your profile picture? Did you make it? I really like the style.
October 19, 2025 at 11:54 AM
@fancysplace.bsky.social may I ask about your profile picture? Did you make it? I really like the style.
This guy’s cat is my spirit animal.
October 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
This guy’s cat is my spirit animal.
Are they even trying to reopen the government? Seems like republicans are ticking a lot of items off their list with this scheme.
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October 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Are they even trying to reopen the government? Seems like republicans are ticking a lot of items off their list with this scheme.
What happens when they keep dismantling the department of education.
October 14, 2025 at 4:46 AM
What happens when they keep dismantling the department of education.
I’m so hungry but I don’t have the energy to make anything.
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October 11, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I’m so hungry but I don’t have the energy to make anything.
A while back I had the idea to put the date on my to-do lists. Today I found the one I made exactly 6 months ago and my needs are identical.
October 11, 2025 at 4:29 AM
A while back I had the idea to put the date on my to-do lists. Today I found the one I made exactly 6 months ago and my needs are identical.
Autism was diagnosed as a distinct condition in the 40’s. Vaccines increased in usage in the 50’s and 60’s. Just because two things happened around the same time doesn’t mean there is any correlation.
October 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Autism was diagnosed as a distinct condition in the 40’s. Vaccines increased in usage in the 50’s and 60’s. Just because two things happened around the same time doesn’t mean there is any correlation.
I got my cinnamon out so I won’t forget to blow it through my front door tomorrow.
October 1, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I got my cinnamon out so I won’t forget to blow it through my front door tomorrow.
Plants are conscious and freaky!
September 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Plants are conscious and freaky!
I had a dream I had s-e-x with Jason Mamoa but he had a pencil dick and his Minecraft bangs so I’m not sure if it really counts.
September 27, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I had a dream I had s-e-x with Jason Mamoa but he had a pencil dick and his Minecraft bangs so I’m not sure if it really counts.
Petty till the end
September 25, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Petty till the end
I’m definitely living in the wrong timeline.
September 19, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I’m definitely living in the wrong timeline.
The administration just got rid of a study that shows rightwing violence outpaces every other form of violence in the country.
September 17, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The administration just got rid of a study that shows rightwing violence outpaces every other form of violence in the country.
New spirit animal
September 16, 2025 at 7:57 PM
New spirit animal
One down.
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September 11, 2025 at 7:03 AM
One down.
If I ever write a book that isn’t at least this unhinged then I won’t put my name on it.
September 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
If I ever write a book that isn’t at least this unhinged then I won’t put my name on it.
I would t trust him to pump my gas.
September 1, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I would t trust him to pump my gas.
There is one question we need to be asking today: who actually paid for the ring, Travis or Taylor?
August 28, 2025 at 12:26 PM
There is one question we need to be asking today: who actually paid for the ring, Travis or Taylor?