Petty Betty
@p3ttyb3tty.bsky.social
Seeking my joy. #books #comedy #justice #equality #gunreform #prochoice #Hufflepuff
I got a trucker to give a toot toot yesterday.
October 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I got a trucker to give a toot toot yesterday.
This guy’s cat is my spirit animal.
October 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
This guy’s cat is my spirit animal.
What happens when they keep dismantling the department of education.
October 14, 2025 at 4:46 AM
What happens when they keep dismantling the department of education.
Plants are conscious and freaky!
September 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Plants are conscious and freaky!
Petty till the end
September 25, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Petty till the end
I’m definitely living in the wrong timeline.
September 19, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I’m definitely living in the wrong timeline.
New spirit animal
September 16, 2025 at 7:57 PM
New spirit animal
If I ever write a book that isn’t at least this unhinged then I won’t put my name on it.
September 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
If I ever write a book that isn’t at least this unhinged then I won’t put my name on it.
I would t trust him to pump my gas.
September 1, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I would t trust him to pump my gas.
I think this is how Ents are born.
August 25, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I think this is how Ents are born.
I’ve been watching a lot of body cam footage and I’ve learned two things: 1. The stupidest thing you can say to a cop is “I know my rights”. 2. Don’t keep your meth pipe where your raccoon can reach it.
August 4, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I’ve been watching a lot of body cam footage and I’ve learned two things: 1. The stupidest thing you can say to a cop is “I know my rights”. 2. Don’t keep your meth pipe where your raccoon can reach it.
This dude’s mom voted for Trump so he’s sharing her secret recipes. 10/10 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ pettiness.
July 29, 2025 at 4:05 AM
This dude’s mom voted for Trump so he’s sharing her secret recipes. 10/10 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ pettiness.
I think we have a problem…
June 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I think we have a problem…
We should really bring that back.
June 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
We should really bring that back.
Spirit animal alert!
June 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Spirit animal alert!
Please share everywhere!
June 20, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Please share everywhere!
Can you believe this image is split and it’s actually two different guys?
June 20, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Can you believe this image is split and it’s actually two different guys?
I’m trying not to jump to conclusions about someone named Igor being so pro-Elon, but…
May 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I’m trying not to jump to conclusions about someone named Igor being so pro-Elon, but…
