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Pacalakin
@pacalakin.bsky.social
· Oct 18
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That scene where Superman is fighting everybody else and then stops to make eye contact with Flash in super speed is fucking awesome and sick and I hate hate hate HATE that it's in that dogshit movie and Ezra Miller is in it
December 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
That scene where Superman is fighting everybody else and then stops to make eye contact with Flash in super speed is fucking awesome and sick and I hate hate hate HATE that it's in that dogshit movie and Ezra Miller is in it
I stole this from a facebook comment, but imagine they reveal the next 2D Metroid game, and it opens with:
"The last metroid is in captivity."
And then it cuts to Samus chained up in some kind of federation supermax prison.
"The last metroid is in captivity."
And then it cuts to Samus chained up in some kind of federation supermax prison.
December 1, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I stole this from a facebook comment, but imagine they reveal the next 2D Metroid game, and it opens with:
"The last metroid is in captivity."
And then it cuts to Samus chained up in some kind of federation supermax prison.
"The last metroid is in captivity."
And then it cuts to Samus chained up in some kind of federation supermax prison.
They should do one of those slice of life "humans and monsters living together" stories where human women are extremely popular with insectoid and arachnid men because they don't kill them after sex
December 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM
They should do one of those slice of life "humans and monsters living together" stories where human women are extremely popular with insectoid and arachnid men because they don't kill them after sex
Very fucked up that Metroid Prime 4, the Digimon Story: Time Stranger DLC, and the Elden Ring: Nightreign DLC all release on the same day and that day is in the holiday season. I made my choice, of course, but I wish it hadn't come down to needing to pick one.
December 1, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Very fucked up that Metroid Prime 4, the Digimon Story: Time Stranger DLC, and the Elden Ring: Nightreign DLC all release on the same day and that day is in the holiday season. I made my choice, of course, but I wish it hadn't come down to needing to pick one.
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You're lucky. It looks like my summer vacation is... Kingdom Kompleted.
December 1, 2025 at 8:49 AM
You're lucky. It looks like my summer vacation is... Kingdom Kompleted.
I'M GOING KINGDOM KRAZY
December 1, 2025 at 8:39 AM
I'M GOING KINGDOM KRAZY
Found out this combo makes straight flush and royal flush piss easy
November 30, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Found out this combo makes straight flush and royal flush piss easy
"I am NOT a nazi. I may be a white supremacist, a fascist, and a nazi, but I am NOT attractive to women."
November 30, 2025 at 7:06 PM
"I am NOT a nazi. I may be a white supremacist, a fascist, and a nazi, but I am NOT attractive to women."
One of the coolest things about Pseudoregalia to me is that by the time a normal player does a 100% completion playthrough they're only a couple of tricks shy from being on par with the speedrunners. The game is really good about encouraging exploring and learning it's mechanics.
November 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
One of the coolest things about Pseudoregalia to me is that by the time a normal player does a 100% completion playthrough they're only a couple of tricks shy from being on par with the speedrunners. The game is really good about encouraging exploring and learning it's mechanics.
I wish that if manga was uploaded in parts that it would be "0.1, 0.2" instead of "1.1, 1.2" because I hate when I read a whole chapter and then immediately start at the same chapter again because some dipshit reuploaded it
November 30, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I wish that if manga was uploaded in parts that it would be "0.1, 0.2" instead of "1.1, 1.2" because I hate when I read a whole chapter and then immediately start at the same chapter again because some dipshit reuploaded it
Seeing a game you want for the switch 2 and then noticing the "game key card" label at the bottom
a boy in a striped vest stands in a crowd
ALT: a boy in a striped vest stands in a crowd
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Seeing a game you want for the switch 2 and then noticing the "game key card" label at the bottom
Metroid Prime 4! Just in a week! Woohoo! I am so happy about this information
November 29, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Metroid Prime 4! Just in a week! Woohoo! I am so happy about this information
I was mildly interested in that Adventures of Elliot game but I just played the demo and now I'm very interested in that Adventures of Elliot game
November 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I was mildly interested in that Adventures of Elliot game but I just played the demo and now I'm very interested in that Adventures of Elliot game
I wish I had a wife so I could say "just like my wife"
November 28, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I wish I had a wife so I could say "just like my wife"
When I wake up I have to turn off my fan because it's too cold but when I go to sleep I have to turn on my fan because it's too hot what is this never ending cycle of hell
November 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
When I wake up I have to turn off my fan because it's too cold but when I go to sleep I have to turn on my fan because it's too hot what is this never ending cycle of hell
Apparently you can't get anything from the bonus shop on Metroid Prime Trilogy because they arbitrarily require tokens that you can only get by interacting with friends online, a feature that no longer works on a Wii.
November 27, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Apparently you can't get anything from the bonus shop on Metroid Prime Trilogy because they arbitrarily require tokens that you can only get by interacting with friends online, a feature that no longer works on a Wii.
!["Kneel before the holy slut!"
"do i get to touch the holy slut or just look"
Me:
*posts an image of Alphys from Undertale saying "What kind of idiot would make a [slut] you can't [touch]?"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bycvt2zbkc6e2dwoy6xqxrny/bafkreibfpirrszylnz3kwdwicd4f7htp2rkhljkol5gz4yqsleucqltfmq@jpeg)
Me when I see really hot art on my feed but then I notice she has the fuckass blue archive halo thing
November 26, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Me when I see really hot art on my feed but then I notice she has the fuckass blue archive halo thing
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still slowly chipping away at my TotK 100% run and remembering some musing I did a few months back about the way people engaged with these two games
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 PM
still slowly chipping away at my TotK 100% run and remembering some musing I did a few months back about the way people engaged with these two games
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the thing you have to understand about Samus' character is that she is 10 layers of brutal trauma and then at the very bottom is "girl who sees a big squirrel and makes this face:"
November 18, 2025 at 4:46 AM
the thing you have to understand about Samus' character is that she is 10 layers of brutal trauma and then at the very bottom is "girl who sees a big squirrel and makes this face:"
God I wish I was recording it, but I just won the final ante on a Balatro run with a high card 4. I got hologram and DNA jokers almost immediately in the run so by the end I was getting x8 modifiers on everything. I also got ritual sacrifice really early and fed it all game, and smeared+lv 10 flush
November 25, 2025 at 12:37 AM
God I wish I was recording it, but I just won the final ante on a Balatro run with a high card 4. I got hologram and DNA jokers almost immediately in the run so by the end I was getting x8 modifiers on everything. I also got ritual sacrifice really early and fed it all game, and smeared+lv 10 flush
My favorite Sonic character is Knuckles and my favorite Dragon Ball character is Piccolo but when you get right down to it they're functionally the same character
November 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
My favorite Sonic character is Knuckles and my favorite Dragon Ball character is Piccolo but when you get right down to it they're functionally the same character