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@pace9.bsky.social
· Jan 10
get out of here, stalker 😶🌫️
there should be a rule against gifting items u need to assemble yourself.
my mom bought me a bidet for xmas. and i appreciate the gesture. but we already have 2 bidets in the house and i specifically didnt want one for my bathroom.
the last bidet I installed took 3hrs. i dont want to do this again
my mom bought me a bidet for xmas. and i appreciate the gesture. but we already have 2 bidets in the house and i specifically didnt want one for my bathroom.
the last bidet I installed took 3hrs. i dont want to do this again
December 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
there should be a rule against gifting items u need to assemble yourself.
my mom bought me a bidet for xmas. and i appreciate the gesture. but we already have 2 bidets in the house and i specifically didnt want one for my bathroom.
the last bidet I installed took 3hrs. i dont want to do this again
my mom bought me a bidet for xmas. and i appreciate the gesture. but we already have 2 bidets in the house and i specifically didnt want one for my bathroom.
the last bidet I installed took 3hrs. i dont want to do this again
Scrolling through Facebook. Some holiday photos pop up in my feed from some old middle school friends. A couple of them have gray hair now...
I mean, I have a couple individual strands on my head and my beard is starting to gray at the front too. But their roots are full gray now...
Feelsoldman.
I mean, I have a couple individual strands on my head and my beard is starting to gray at the front too. But their roots are full gray now...
Feelsoldman.
December 28, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Scrolling through Facebook. Some holiday photos pop up in my feed from some old middle school friends. A couple of them have gray hair now...
I mean, I have a couple individual strands on my head and my beard is starting to gray at the front too. But their roots are full gray now...
Feelsoldman.
I mean, I have a couple individual strands on my head and my beard is starting to gray at the front too. But their roots are full gray now...
Feelsoldman.
Soooo looking forward to crashing in my own bed tonight.
Finally back home, after the longest 3 day roadtrip ever.
I try not to take these family trips for granted. Since I know some others aren't fortunate to have their parents around to travel with. But man, traveling with my parents is like...
Finally back home, after the longest 3 day roadtrip ever.
I try not to take these family trips for granted. Since I know some others aren't fortunate to have their parents around to travel with. But man, traveling with my parents is like...
December 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Soooo looking forward to crashing in my own bed tonight.
Finally back home, after the longest 3 day roadtrip ever.
I try not to take these family trips for granted. Since I know some others aren't fortunate to have their parents around to travel with. But man, traveling with my parents is like...
Finally back home, after the longest 3 day roadtrip ever.
I try not to take these family trips for granted. Since I know some others aren't fortunate to have their parents around to travel with. But man, traveling with my parents is like...
never been a huge lemon fan, but lately i've been on a lemon bakery kick.
i had some lemon sugar cookies from this Crumbl-style store a few months ago and i swear it rewired my brain to love lemon now. just ate a lemon poppyseed muffin from Dutch Bros. ive been sleeping on lemon. this shit is gas.
i had some lemon sugar cookies from this Crumbl-style store a few months ago and i swear it rewired my brain to love lemon now. just ate a lemon poppyseed muffin from Dutch Bros. ive been sleeping on lemon. this shit is gas.
December 28, 2025 at 3:40 AM
never been a huge lemon fan, but lately i've been on a lemon bakery kick.
i had some lemon sugar cookies from this Crumbl-style store a few months ago and i swear it rewired my brain to love lemon now. just ate a lemon poppyseed muffin from Dutch Bros. ive been sleeping on lemon. this shit is gas.
i had some lemon sugar cookies from this Crumbl-style store a few months ago and i swear it rewired my brain to love lemon now. just ate a lemon poppyseed muffin from Dutch Bros. ive been sleeping on lemon. this shit is gas.
Cutting off restocks for free hotel breakfast by 830am should be a criminal offense.
Like I cut my sleep short for this. Skipped my morning poo. Got there a whole 45 mins early, and there's no food left. Absolutely criminal.
Like I cut my sleep short for this. Skipped my morning poo. Got there a whole 45 mins early, and there's no food left. Absolutely criminal.
December 26, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Cutting off restocks for free hotel breakfast by 830am should be a criminal offense.
Like I cut my sleep short for this. Skipped my morning poo. Got there a whole 45 mins early, and there's no food left. Absolutely criminal.
Like I cut my sleep short for this. Skipped my morning poo. Got there a whole 45 mins early, and there's no food left. Absolutely criminal.
Couple years ago I had chronic acid reflux. It would last for weeks. And it made eating spicy foods not worth the inevitable backlash my body would give.
Welp. I dunno what changed or fixed it, but I havent had reflux at all this year (knock on wood) and I can confirm, spicy food is life-affirming.
Welp. I dunno what changed or fixed it, but I havent had reflux at all this year (knock on wood) and I can confirm, spicy food is life-affirming.
December 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Couple years ago I had chronic acid reflux. It would last for weeks. And it made eating spicy foods not worth the inevitable backlash my body would give.
Welp. I dunno what changed or fixed it, but I havent had reflux at all this year (knock on wood) and I can confirm, spicy food is life-affirming.
Welp. I dunno what changed or fixed it, but I havent had reflux at all this year (knock on wood) and I can confirm, spicy food is life-affirming.
i love it when i can't tell if my chinese takeout tastes smokey because the food was roasted on an open flame or if the chefs were smoking cigs in the kitchen.
December 20, 2025 at 9:34 PM
i love it when i can't tell if my chinese takeout tastes smokey because the food was roasted on an open flame or if the chefs were smoking cigs in the kitchen.
Was trying to get a refund at this shop and the worker said he could only help me if a manager was present. So like I basically ate a $12 loss.
When did it become so common for businesses to run without managers? Like wtf. At every job I've had, there's always been 1+ manager on staff at all hours.
When did it become so common for businesses to run without managers? Like wtf. At every job I've had, there's always been 1+ manager on staff at all hours.
December 15, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Was trying to get a refund at this shop and the worker said he could only help me if a manager was present. So like I basically ate a $12 loss.
When did it become so common for businesses to run without managers? Like wtf. At every job I've had, there's always been 1+ manager on staff at all hours.
When did it become so common for businesses to run without managers? Like wtf. At every job I've had, there's always been 1+ manager on staff at all hours.
Feel like they need to come up with a better nickname for flute guy.
Dude was playing on a PVC pipe and rosary necklace this year. I swear he's just inventing new instruments just to be a fucking hipster ><
Dude was playing on a PVC pipe and rosary necklace this year. I swear he's just inventing new instruments just to be a fucking hipster ><
December 14, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Feel like they need to come up with a better nickname for flute guy.
Dude was playing on a PVC pipe and rosary necklace this year. I swear he's just inventing new instruments just to be a fucking hipster ><
Dude was playing on a PVC pipe and rosary necklace this year. I swear he's just inventing new instruments just to be a fucking hipster ><
Went outside for a few mins. Came back drenched in sweat. Florida moment.
I thought it was Winter. Wtf is this 83 degree bullshit.
I thought it was Winter. Wtf is this 83 degree bullshit.
December 7, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Went outside for a few mins. Came back drenched in sweat. Florida moment.
I thought it was Winter. Wtf is this 83 degree bullshit.
I thought it was Winter. Wtf is this 83 degree bullshit.
Looking at my Letterboxd for 2025...
Gonna be honest, this year was kind of poo for movies. Like I saw some entertaining films, but none that I would outright call classics. No 5 star ratings for 2025 yet...
Avatar 3 comes out in 2 weeks... My expectations are not high. I'm hoping to be whelmed...
Gonna be honest, this year was kind of poo for movies. Like I saw some entertaining films, but none that I would outright call classics. No 5 star ratings for 2025 yet...
Avatar 3 comes out in 2 weeks... My expectations are not high. I'm hoping to be whelmed...
December 5, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Looking at my Letterboxd for 2025...
Gonna be honest, this year was kind of poo for movies. Like I saw some entertaining films, but none that I would outright call classics. No 5 star ratings for 2025 yet...
Avatar 3 comes out in 2 weeks... My expectations are not high. I'm hoping to be whelmed...
Gonna be honest, this year was kind of poo for movies. Like I saw some entertaining films, but none that I would outright call classics. No 5 star ratings for 2025 yet...
Avatar 3 comes out in 2 weeks... My expectations are not high. I'm hoping to be whelmed...
Brother brought his new gf to meet our family for dinner and somehow the topic of our sibling relationship during highschool came up. And my mom mentioned how my brother was psychologically abusive to me during HS. We would carpool to the same school but then he wouldn't let me drive home with him.
November 30, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Brother brought his new gf to meet our family for dinner and somehow the topic of our sibling relationship during highschool came up. And my mom mentioned how my brother was psychologically abusive to me during HS. We would carpool to the same school but then he wouldn't let me drive home with him.
Had an amaretto latte at this new Italian sandwich shop today.
Amaretto such an immensely slept-on flavor. Dunno why this isn't a staple flavor at every cafe. Like I'd rather have this over french vanilla or hazelnut any day.
Amaretto such an immensely slept-on flavor. Dunno why this isn't a staple flavor at every cafe. Like I'd rather have this over french vanilla or hazelnut any day.
November 20, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Had an amaretto latte at this new Italian sandwich shop today.
Amaretto such an immensely slept-on flavor. Dunno why this isn't a staple flavor at every cafe. Like I'd rather have this over french vanilla or hazelnut any day.
Amaretto such an immensely slept-on flavor. Dunno why this isn't a staple flavor at every cafe. Like I'd rather have this over french vanilla or hazelnut any day.
God my dad is so fucking clueless. My bro shared his new job offer letter in the family group chat. He's most likely gonna accept it. And my dad replies with "congrats on the raise". ??? It's a NEW job, not a raise. Did you ignore everything in chat? Fuck. READ THE TEXT SURROUNDING THE SCREENSHOT.
November 19, 2025 at 11:51 AM
God my dad is so fucking clueless. My bro shared his new job offer letter in the family group chat. He's most likely gonna accept it. And my dad replies with "congrats on the raise". ??? It's a NEW job, not a raise. Did you ignore everything in chat? Fuck. READ THE TEXT SURROUNDING THE SCREENSHOT.
which asshole decided to release a game named Keeper just a month apart from a movie ALSO named Keeper? ts pmo
trying to look up reviews for the new Osgood Perkins (Longlegs) horror movie coming out tmrw and it keeps showing me results for the Double Fine adventureslop walking-sim w/ the same name.
trying to look up reviews for the new Osgood Perkins (Longlegs) horror movie coming out tmrw and it keeps showing me results for the Double Fine adventureslop walking-sim w/ the same name.
November 14, 2025 at 12:40 AM
which asshole decided to release a game named Keeper just a month apart from a movie ALSO named Keeper? ts pmo
trying to look up reviews for the new Osgood Perkins (Longlegs) horror movie coming out tmrw and it keeps showing me results for the Double Fine adventureslop walking-sim w/ the same name.
trying to look up reviews for the new Osgood Perkins (Longlegs) horror movie coming out tmrw and it keeps showing me results for the Double Fine adventureslop walking-sim w/ the same name.
i'm pretty sure i have the flu + bronchitis, cause it hurts to cough. (i swear i'm not farming sympathy).
the reason i bring it up is because i was lookin at funny posts on X and realized laughing makes my chest hurt too. so i had to close the tab because i kept self-inflicting damage by scrolling.
the reason i bring it up is because i was lookin at funny posts on X and realized laughing makes my chest hurt too. so i had to close the tab because i kept self-inflicting damage by scrolling.
November 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
i'm pretty sure i have the flu + bronchitis, cause it hurts to cough. (i swear i'm not farming sympathy).
the reason i bring it up is because i was lookin at funny posts on X and realized laughing makes my chest hurt too. so i had to close the tab because i kept self-inflicting damage by scrolling.
the reason i bring it up is because i was lookin at funny posts on X and realized laughing makes my chest hurt too. so i had to close the tab because i kept self-inflicting damage by scrolling.
I fear I may have divulged too much during smalltalk.
I went to this food truck that I've been to numerous times before. And years ago I told them that my family was from a specific town in Jamaican.
Well, when I went there today, the chef said he was worried about my family after the hurricane 😭
I went to this food truck that I've been to numerous times before. And years ago I told them that my family was from a specific town in Jamaican.
Well, when I went there today, the chef said he was worried about my family after the hurricane 😭
November 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I fear I may have divulged too much during smalltalk.
I went to this food truck that I've been to numerous times before. And years ago I told them that my family was from a specific town in Jamaican.
Well, when I went there today, the chef said he was worried about my family after the hurricane 😭
I went to this food truck that I've been to numerous times before. And years ago I told them that my family was from a specific town in Jamaican.
Well, when I went there today, the chef said he was worried about my family after the hurricane 😭
In honor of Halloween, I've jumped back into the Stranger Things episode that I left off at (from 3 years ago).
Ep starts w/ everyone getting attacked by bats.
Maybe I should have went back and rewatched it from the beginning of the season. I have no fucking clue what's going on or how we got here
Ep starts w/ everyone getting attacked by bats.
Maybe I should have went back and rewatched it from the beginning of the season. I have no fucking clue what's going on or how we got here
October 31, 2025 at 7:29 AM
In honor of Halloween, I've jumped back into the Stranger Things episode that I left off at (from 3 years ago).
Ep starts w/ everyone getting attacked by bats.
Maybe I should have went back and rewatched it from the beginning of the season. I have no fucking clue what's going on or how we got here
Ep starts w/ everyone getting attacked by bats.
Maybe I should have went back and rewatched it from the beginning of the season. I have no fucking clue what's going on or how we got here
Tron (1982) is an extremely gorgeous movie and I'm tired of people acting like is isn't.
The aesthetic just looks so unique. Everything looks cyberpunk, but clean at the same time. It's like peak retro-futurism.
This shit looks rad as hell.
The aesthetic just looks so unique. Everything looks cyberpunk, but clean at the same time. It's like peak retro-futurism.
This shit looks rad as hell.
October 22, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Tron (1982) is an extremely gorgeous movie and I'm tired of people acting like is isn't.
The aesthetic just looks so unique. Everything looks cyberpunk, but clean at the same time. It's like peak retro-futurism.
This shit looks rad as hell.
The aesthetic just looks so unique. Everything looks cyberpunk, but clean at the same time. It's like peak retro-futurism.
This shit looks rad as hell.
I dunno what kind of addictive serum they injected into their music, but the whole time that I was watching Tron: Ares, I was humming that Golden song from KPop Demon Hunters.
I'VE NEVER EVEN WATCHED THE MOVIE. why is it stuck in my head???
The Tron OST from NIN can't compete with that earworm.
I'VE NEVER EVEN WATCHED THE MOVIE. why is it stuck in my head???
The Tron OST from NIN can't compete with that earworm.
October 10, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I dunno what kind of addictive serum they injected into their music, but the whole time that I was watching Tron: Ares, I was humming that Golden song from KPop Demon Hunters.
I'VE NEVER EVEN WATCHED THE MOVIE. why is it stuck in my head???
The Tron OST from NIN can't compete with that earworm.
I'VE NEVER EVEN WATCHED THE MOVIE. why is it stuck in my head???
The Tron OST from NIN can't compete with that earworm.
The Merab Dvalishvili fight from last night doesn't feel real. This screenshot looks faked to me.
What did bro do to get flipped head-first into the mat like that 😭
They're the same weight class too. And he cranked his full body weight like nothing. Bro might actually just be the IRL judomaster.
What did bro do to get flipped head-first into the mat like that 😭
They're the same weight class too. And he cranked his full body weight like nothing. Bro might actually just be the IRL judomaster.
October 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
The Merab Dvalishvili fight from last night doesn't feel real. This screenshot looks faked to me.
What did bro do to get flipped head-first into the mat like that 😭
They're the same weight class too. And he cranked his full body weight like nothing. Bro might actually just be the IRL judomaster.
What did bro do to get flipped head-first into the mat like that 😭
They're the same weight class too. And he cranked his full body weight like nothing. Bro might actually just be the IRL judomaster.
The adorable part about Boomers embracing social media is that I'll walk past my mom scrolling on Tiktok.
And some random cooking video on her feed will be playing the File Select theme from SM64, which'll bring a huge smile to my face.
But to my mom, she won't even realize it's BGM from a game 🥹
And some random cooking video on her feed will be playing the File Select theme from SM64, which'll bring a huge smile to my face.
But to my mom, she won't even realize it's BGM from a game 🥹
October 1, 2025 at 4:23 AM
The adorable part about Boomers embracing social media is that I'll walk past my mom scrolling on Tiktok.
And some random cooking video on her feed will be playing the File Select theme from SM64, which'll bring a huge smile to my face.
But to my mom, she won't even realize it's BGM from a game 🥹
And some random cooking video on her feed will be playing the File Select theme from SM64, which'll bring a huge smile to my face.
But to my mom, she won't even realize it's BGM from a game 🥹
My brother forwarded me the teaser for that upcoming OD Kojima/Peele game.
And I'm just wondering why the fuck is his Tiktok feed showing him this stuff.
This fukken dork is talmbout how he'd be too afraid to play it. Bro, u haven't played a video game in over a decade. OD isn't gonna lure u back.
And I'm just wondering why the fuck is his Tiktok feed showing him this stuff.
This fukken dork is talmbout how he'd be too afraid to play it. Bro, u haven't played a video game in over a decade. OD isn't gonna lure u back.
September 24, 2025 at 8:07 AM
My brother forwarded me the teaser for that upcoming OD Kojima/Peele game.
And I'm just wondering why the fuck is his Tiktok feed showing him this stuff.
This fukken dork is talmbout how he'd be too afraid to play it. Bro, u haven't played a video game in over a decade. OD isn't gonna lure u back.
And I'm just wondering why the fuck is his Tiktok feed showing him this stuff.
This fukken dork is talmbout how he'd be too afraid to play it. Bro, u haven't played a video game in over a decade. OD isn't gonna lure u back.
"We are all Charlie Kirk"
"We are all Jimmy Kimmel"
Speak for yourself. I'm neither of these dudes.
"We are all Jimmy Kimmel"
Speak for yourself. I'm neither of these dudes.
September 19, 2025 at 7:05 PM
"We are all Charlie Kirk"
"We are all Jimmy Kimmel"
Speak for yourself. I'm neither of these dudes.
"We are all Jimmy Kimmel"
Speak for yourself. I'm neither of these dudes.
when is hollywood gonna make a modern/gen Z versions of tom sawyer and huck finn
September 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM
when is hollywood gonna make a modern/gen Z versions of tom sawyer and huck finn