Jean Luc
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Jean Luc
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... and it's sorted like:

E:\Emmas 3rd bday
E:\Emmas 4th bday
E:\Emmas 12th bday

and that kinda fucked me up. (not that i missed 8 years) but I blinked and she's almost a teenager.

she's already as tall as my mom 😭 she was just a fetus the other day, now shes wearing makeup and being responsible
January 3, 2026 at 8:30 AM
Feel like they need to come up with a better nickname for flute guy.

Dude was playing on a PVC pipe and rosary necklace this year. I swear he's just inventing new instruments just to be a fucking hipster ><
December 14, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Tron (1982) is an extremely gorgeous movie and I'm tired of people acting like is isn't.

The aesthetic just looks so unique. Everything looks cyberpunk, but clean at the same time. It's like peak retro-futurism.

This shit looks rad as hell.
October 22, 2025 at 12:52 PM
The Merab Dvalishvili fight from last night doesn't feel real. This screenshot looks faked to me.

What did bro do to get flipped head-first into the mat like that 😭

They're the same weight class too. And he cranked his full body weight like nothing. Bro might actually just be the IRL judomaster.
October 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
My brother forwarded me the teaser for that upcoming OD Kojima/Peele game.

And I'm just wondering why the fuck is his Tiktok feed showing him this stuff.

This fukken dork is talmbout how he'd be too afraid to play it. Bro, u haven't played a video game in over a decade. OD isn't gonna lure u back.
September 24, 2025 at 8:07 AM
btw this isnt a subliminal request for gifts on sept 9th... unless?

this was spurred on by me asking my bro what he wanted on *his* bday, since i was stumped. he replied "idk" 🙄

but me? vidjya is always in style. car trinkets. movie posters. Lakers gear. buy me chikky nuggies. evergreen gift ideas
August 16, 2025 at 8:42 AM
I love it when my singleplayer-only PC game that I bought with my own money tells me that I cant run it without going online.

Particularly at a time when the internet connection from my ISP is down and I can't get any service at the house.

Why the FUCK do I need to go ONLINE to run an OFFLINE GAME
August 12, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Maybe FPS games just aren't for me...............

This was like the fumble of the century. Somehow managed to sneak around their whole team while they were spawning in front of me. I had the perfect flanking position and...

Mom's spaghetti 😭
August 9, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Like apparently S4 has 21 eps, but ppl suggest u watch ep 1-11, stop, play some webisodes, resume eps 12-15, then watch a movie, then finish 16-21.

Other guides say only watch 1-10. Others say to mute the audio during an ep to avoid a dialogue spoiler in a prequel.

THIS TIMELINE IS TOO COMPLICATED
July 19, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Round number 5??? 6????????? at the dentist. I've lost count. This is straight up malpractice at this point.

I'm so mentally exhausted. I cried in the dentist chair after the 3rd hour of being operated on, for what is supposed to be a 10 minute procedure. But now, 8 Novocaine needles later...?
July 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
welp, reviews were right. Jurassic World Rebirth was poop from a butt.

sux cause this movie was Gareth Edwards' tribute to classic Spielberg films. not just Jurassic Park, but there were Jaws and Indiana scenes too.

oh well. best part of the movie was some kid and his dad cosplaying in my theater.
July 3, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Haven't been back to the arcade in a while. Pads been maintained well.

Managed to AA some shitty 2nd Mix song.

Then got an A on Cheerleader. Really wish all the Porter Robinson stepcharts weren't complete dogwater. His songs are all fire, but playing them on foot is like the total opposite of fun.
July 3, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Watched The Zone of Interest and it just made me feel like diving back into the world of Indiana Jones again. Why did the Germans have so much swag.

This resurgence of Nazis in modern culture got me conflicted. Like when I listen to that HH track from Ye. Why does that shit have to go so hard 😭
May 25, 2025 at 9:06 AM
oh god. i am so turned on right now.
i need an Abby fancam STAT.

i thought the little girl from Uncharted 4 was miscast for this role. i was wrong. she's so menacing just from her facial expressions alone. you can see the psychosis thru the sobbing.

i submit to my new petite yandere dommy mommy 🙌
April 21, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I'm assembling a team....
A team of the worst people you know.

THE DEPLORABLES.
April 13, 2025 at 4:27 AM
am i the only one who read (and loved) this book growing up?

looking back... this shit lowkey kinda racist lmao. how the hell did they get away with making a childrens book where they depicted burning chinamen at the stake.

written by a white woman lmfaooo. 1930s were a crazy time. man.
April 7, 2025 at 8:43 AM
The CGI wasnt bad/distracting at all. But the movie was just not very funny at all.

Like you'd think a guy who is the master at funny cringe/awkward humor would sneak in more gags.

The only parts I laughed were during the ambiguously gay bromance between Steve & Aquaman.

"Let my hips guide you" 😭
April 4, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Found out the Minecraft movie was directed by the same guy who did Napoleon Dynamite, Nacho Libre (& Gentlemen Broncos!!!).

GENUINE QUESTION:

Is there something in their contract that says Jack Black has to always appear in a wrestling ring? And a main character is always obsessed with tatertots?
April 4, 2025 at 3:48 AM
i cant stop glazing Severance.

like the story is intriguing & relatable on its own, but really it's the cinematography that keeps bringing me back. every episode is something totally different.

one moment i'm watching an awkward office romance, the next i'm watching what feels like a horror movie.
March 7, 2025 at 9:47 AM
I dunno who decided to give Tom Green his own TV show in 2025, but I'm here for it.

The whole show seems like it's just Tom Green living that farmlife in bumfuck Canada, while occasionally visiting stores and buying random shit with his parents.

This show would have done numbers during lockdowns.
February 6, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Aerith, will you please stop T posing?
We have work to do.
January 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
YUP.

But... Nikki is too cute to resist. Just cave into FOMO!!!! 😅
December 28, 2024 at 4:37 PM
The "I can't breathe" line is also the icing on the cake.

The game came out before George Floyd's death, but I still found it ironic that this game parallels the equal rights of African Americans to those of androids. And it just happened to use a Black Lives Matter slogan before BLM really existed
December 19, 2024 at 6:06 AM
The marching scene in Become Human.

Not because it was particularly moving. But because it made me hyper-aware of the fact that I was playing an interactive Civil Rights Movement simulator.

What a time to be alive. MLK died and his legacy is some French company parodying him in a video game lmfao.
December 19, 2024 at 6:06 AM
mandy before the boss encounter: let me go back into town, skin some bears, turn in some beaver pelts, talk to some npcs, and set up my skill tree first.

me before the boss encounter:
November 28, 2024 at 6:21 AM