Dave’s not here man
@pacnwce.bsky.social
Just a dude, trying to learn how to not double space. Dyslexic. 3x Girl Dad (Capetian X) I didn’t have a safe space growing up. Policy, not personality, in politics. Lots of Stephen King, RipCity, and PS5 ramblings. Chaotic good
Without the injuries Portland would have far more wins, but we wouldn’t have likely seen Deni turn into “HIM lite” I’d postulate. He’s leading the league on assisting 3s (some in game factoid said so), on one of the statistically worst 3pt shooting teams in the league.
January 4, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Without the injuries Portland would have far more wins, but we wouldn’t have likely seen Deni turn into “HIM lite” I’d postulate. He’s leading the league on assisting 3s (some in game factoid said so), on one of the statistically worst 3pt shooting teams in the league.
I can’t be the only person who schedules laundry folding around the Trail Blazers schedule, can I? 2 baskets ready! Mostly socks!
January 4, 2026 at 12:29 AM
I can’t be the only person who schedules laundry folding around the Trail Blazers schedule, can I? 2 baskets ready! Mostly socks!
Idiocracy. Anything this close to truth is terrifying
Name a horror film that's actually scary
January 2, 2026 at 6:15 AM
Idiocracy. Anything this close to truth is terrifying
Hi. I’m downloading “calming dog sleep” playlists because rescues.
January 1, 2026 at 6:18 AM
Hi. I’m downloading “calming dog sleep” playlists because rescues.
Happy New Year!!!! (“It’s 5 O’Clock somewhere” font, bold and italicized. Underlining is for posers)
January 1, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Happy New Year!!!! (“It’s 5 O’Clock somewhere” font, bold and italicized. Underlining is for posers)
Come for the Hot Takes, stay for the “Chocolate mint Vs Chocolate peanut butter” discourse.
YouTube Video finally up - it was maturing, some would say youtu.be/iv98eRIyHkw?...
WHAT About YOUR Takes
YouTube video by We Have A Take: The WHAT Podcast
youtu.be
December 31, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Come for the Hot Takes, stay for the “Chocolate mint Vs Chocolate peanut butter” discourse.
If you view what DJT stands on and stands for, you’re not the American you think you are
December 31, 2025 at 1:09 AM
If you view what DJT stands on and stands for, you’re not the American you think you are
AMC has a Vacation marathon on, while we’re at a Pismo Beach vacation house. Great parenting? Judge me
December 30, 2025 at 4:04 AM
AMC has a Vacation marathon on, while we’re at a Pismo Beach vacation house. Great parenting? Judge me
I’m not saying Applebee’s is hell, but I’d be surprised if the decor and (non stop Country) music are spot on similar
December 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I’m not saying Applebee’s is hell, but I’d be surprised if the decor and (non stop Country) music are spot on similar
I’ve taken 2 naps and dodged going on a rain walk! Christmas Day rocks!
December 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I’ve taken 2 naps and dodged going on a rain walk! Christmas Day rocks!
My mother in law made Christmas Enchiladas. She doesn’t know how to cook Mexican, so I’m paying for it
December 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
My mother in law made Christmas Enchiladas. She doesn’t know how to cook Mexican, so I’m paying for it
My Dad has ALS. I’m a bit numb, not saying this for attention. I’m beyond impressed with his positive attitude given what lies ahead. I hope I can be more like him, I know I’d like to be
December 24, 2025 at 3:56 AM
My Dad has ALS. I’m a bit numb, not saying this for attention. I’m beyond impressed with his positive attitude given what lies ahead. I hope I can be more like him, I know I’d like to be
Deadzone Rogue slaps. If I didn’t have a Steam deck, I would have no idea.
December 23, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Deadzone Rogue slaps. If I didn’t have a Steam deck, I would have no idea.
Starting to accept that I am “I need to use an ear and nose hair trimmer once a week” years old
December 23, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Starting to accept that I am “I need to use an ear and nose hair trimmer once a week” years old
This was my first Onion article. Had to confirm it was BS theonion.com/new-terminat...
New Terminator Movie Brings J.D. Salinger Out Of Hiding
CORNISH, NH—Famed literary giant and notorious recluse J.D. Salinger, who has not published any new work since 1965, came out of hiding Monday to gush about the new film Terminator Salvation, offering...
theonion.com
December 21, 2025 at 5:13 PM
This was my first Onion article. Had to confirm it was BS theonion.com/new-terminat...
No. 1 movie from when you were 10 is how your 2026 will go…
December 20, 2025 at 4:54 PM
No. 1 movie from when you were 10 is how your 2026 will go…
I don’t know what you call the moment you realize the second hand table your wife found in Orinda is not sufficiently large to justify the diesel truck you rented/said table is damaged, but here I am
December 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I don’t know what you call the moment you realize the second hand table your wife found in Orinda is not sufficiently large to justify the diesel truck you rented/said table is damaged, but here I am
If I’m being honest, Donovan Clingan plays with the same fire that I feel like I should have. To be clear I’m 6’5” so my 2 guard size with lumbering athleticism wasn’t a great match
December 19, 2025 at 6:30 AM
If I’m being honest, Donovan Clingan plays with the same fire that I feel like I should have. To be clear I’m 6’5” so my 2 guard size with lumbering athleticism wasn’t a great match
Did my ears really just hear “coaches will tell you no, they like that D” on an NBA broadcast? Kevin Calabro is a treasure.
December 19, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Did my ears really just hear “coaches will tell you no, they like that D” on an NBA broadcast? Kevin Calabro is a treasure.
Difficult personality but smart? Yes, I’ll find common ground. Difficult personality and dumber than a sack of hammers? FOH
December 19, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Difficult personality but smart? Yes, I’ll find common ground. Difficult personality and dumber than a sack of hammers? FOH
Is Gen Alpha smart enough to understand Tik Tok just got forced to sell control to Larry Ellison and leave it in droves? @bsky.app this is what opportunity looks like
December 19, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Is Gen Alpha smart enough to understand Tik Tok just got forced to sell control to Larry Ellison and leave it in droves? @bsky.app this is what opportunity looks like
The scary part is this speaks to an enthusiastic audience. I’m so embarrassed by my country.
This is the Justice Department Civil Rights Division's pitch to potential employees:
December 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
The scary part is this speaks to an enthusiastic audience. I’m so embarrassed by my country.
This idiot has destroyed what 1776 used to mean
December 18, 2025 at 4:31 AM
This idiot has destroyed what 1776 used to mean
3 MONTHS UNTIL ST. PATRICK’S DAY!!!
December 18, 2025 at 2:55 AM
3 MONTHS UNTIL ST. PATRICK’S DAY!!!
Based on my rooting order logic, I’m pulling for the Knicks.
The logic:
1-Portland Trail Blazers
2-anyone who hasn’t won a championship since before Portland did
3-The longest time from their last Championship (if any)
4-Small markets
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30-Los Angeles Lakers
The logic:
1-Portland Trail Blazers
2-anyone who hasn’t won a championship since before Portland did
3-The longest time from their last Championship (if any)
4-Small markets
.
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30-Los Angeles Lakers
December 17, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Based on my rooting order logic, I’m pulling for the Knicks.
The logic:
1-Portland Trail Blazers
2-anyone who hasn’t won a championship since before Portland did
3-The longest time from their last Championship (if any)
4-Small markets
.
.
.
.
30-Los Angeles Lakers
The logic:
1-Portland Trail Blazers
2-anyone who hasn’t won a championship since before Portland did
3-The longest time from their last Championship (if any)
4-Small markets
.
.
.
.
30-Los Angeles Lakers