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Dave’s not here man @pacnwce.bsky.social · 1d

So, my dividend pay outs in my dividend focused outcome ETFs and Mutual funds have dropped by 50% if you needed another data point that the Tariff war McSmall Dick bad hair encumbered us all with is a short term failure. Srsly, who hurt you that you thought this would end any other way?

Dave’s not here man @pacnwce.bsky.social · 1d

OG The Fog slaps

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Dave’s not here man @pacnwce.bsky.social · 2d

Ty Jerome about to have a hell if a start to the season. Glad I drafted him in fantasy

Dave’s not here man @pacnwce.bsky.social · 2d

Oh you mean Shohei. Riiiiiight

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Dave’s not here man @pacnwce.bsky.social · 2d

???

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Dave’s not here man @pacnwce.bsky.social · 2d

I descaled my espresso machine today.

a man says " i 'm a god not the god "

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Dave’s not here man @pacnwce.bsky.social · 2d

Why I cannot take LinkedIn seriously, example 3,597

Dave’s not here man @pacnwce.bsky.social · 3d

My god, it’s full of stars

julio 🤙 @juliocan2.bsky.social · 3d

b̸̴͎̙͖̣̘͉͙̰ͥ̈ͣ̈́̋̉̅̋ͬ̚l̨͔͉͈̿̉̕ǎ̶̧̛͓̜͉̰͍̑͛̿̽͊̂ze̱ŕ̬̈́͊'̶̡̘̪̘̫ͤͪ̊̚s̢̥͇̼͓̝͉̝͔̩̃̀ͦ̀͘͜͡ͅ lo̴̸̵̺͎̩͓̠̜͇ͯͬ̎̆ͨ̈́ͤͯͫ͝.̞̭̣̱͇̬̘̓͛̌̕͘̚͜s̢̥͇̼͓̝͉̝͔̩̃̀ͦ̀͘͜͡ͅṱ̛̣ͦ́̒͐ͯ͟͜.̞̭̣̱͇̬̘̓͛̌̕͘̚͜ a̵̗̯͎͖̾ͭ̽̏̒̋̑͑͟͡͞͠n̫̐̐͒͂ͫͬd̡̟ Ỉ̷̺̙ͭͮ_̛̼̉͂̍̃ g̰̱̫̘ͭͦͪ͢͜į̡̥̼̮̅ͦ͂̆͘v̱̋͆_̼ͫ̄̄ͪͪ͆̒͜e̥ͣ͟ up͈̾ͦ b̸̴͎̙͖̣̘͉͙̰ͥ̈ͣ̈́̋̉̅̋ͬ̚l̨͔͉͈̿̉̕ǎ̶̧̛͓̜͉̰͍̑͛̿̽͊̂ze̱ŕ̬̈́͊'̶̡̘̪̘̫ͤͪ̊̚s̢̥͇̼͓̝͉̝͔̩̃̀ͦ̀͘͜͡ͅ lo̴̸̵̺͎̩͓̠̜͇ͯͬ̎̆ͨ̈́ͤͯͫ͝.̞̭̣̱͇̬̘̓͛̌̕͘̚͜s̢̥͇̼͓̝͉̝͔̩̃̀ͦ̀͘͜͡ͅṱ̛̣ͦ́̒͐ͯ͟͜.̞̭̣̱͇̬̘̓͛̌̕͘̚͜ a̵̗̯͎͖̾ͭ̽̏̒̋̑͑͟͡͞͠n̫̐̐͒͂ͫͬd̡̟ Ỉ̷̺̙ͭͮ_̛̼̉͂̍̃ g̰̱̫̘ͭͦͪ͢͜į̡̥̼̮̅ͦ͂̆͘v̱̋͆_̼ͫ̄̄ͪͪ͆̒͜e̥ͣ͟ up͈̾ͦ b̸̴͎̙͖̣̘͉͙̰ͥ̈ͣ̈́̋̉̅̋ͬ̚l̨͔͉͈̿̉̕ǎ̶̧̛͓̜͉̰͍̑͛̿̽͊̂ze̱ŕ̬̈́͊'̶̡̘̪̘̫ͤͪ̊̚s̢̥͇̼͓̝͉̝͔̩̃̀ͦ̀͘͜͡ͅ lo̴̸̵̺͎̩͓̠̜͇ͯͬ̎̆ͨ̈́ͤͯͫ͝.̞̭̣̱͇̬̘̓͛̌̕͘̚͜s̢̥͇̼͓̝͉̝͔̩̃̀ͦ̀͘͜͡ͅṱ̛̣ͦ́̒͐ͯ͟͜.̞̭̣̱͇̬̘̓͛̌̕͘̚͜ a̵̗̯͎͖̾ͭ̽̏̒̋̑͑͟͡͞͠n̫̐̐͒͂ͫͬd̡̟ Ỉ̷̺̙ͭͮ_̛̼̉͂̍̃ g̰̱̫̘ͭͦͪ͢͜į̡̥̼̮̅ͦ͂̆͘v̱̋͆_̼ͫ̄̄ͪͪ͆̒͜e̥ͣ͟ up͈̾ͦ b̸̴͎̙͖̣̘͉͙̰ͥ̈ͣ̈́̋̉̅̋ͬ̚l̨͔͉͈̿̉̕ǎ̶̧̛͓̜͉̰͍̑͛̿̽͊̂ze̱ŕ̬̈́͊'̶̡̘̪̘̫ͤͪ̊̚s̢̥͇̼͓̝͉̝͔̩̃̀ͦ̀͘͜͡ͅ lo̴̸̵̺͎̩͓̠̜͇ͯͬ̎̆ͨ̈́ͤͯͫ͝.̞̭̣̱͇̬̘̓͛̌̕͘̚͜s̢̥͇̼͓̝͉̝͔̩̃̀ͦ̀͘͜͡ͅṱ̛̣ͦ́̒͐ͯ͟͜.̞̭̣̱͇̬̘̓͛̌̕͘̚͜ a̵̗̯͎͖̾ͭ̽̏̒̋̑͑͟͡͞͠n̫̐̐͒͂ͫͬd̡̟ Ỉ̷̺̙ͭͮ_̛̼̉͂̍̃ g̰̱̫̘ͭͦͪ͢͜į̡̥̼̮̅ͦ͂̆͘ v̱̋͆_̼ͫ̄̄ͪͪ͆̒͜e̥ͣ͟ up͈̾ͦ b̸̴͎̙͖̣̘͉͙̰ͥ̈ͣ̈́̋̉̅̋ͬ̚l̨͔͉͈̿̉̕ǎ̶̧̛͓̜͉̰͍̑͛̿̽͊̂ze̱ŕ̬̈́͊'̶̡̘̪̘̫ͤͪ̊̚s̢̥͇̼͓̝͉̝͔̩̃̀ͦ̀͘͜͡ͅ lo̴̸̵̺͎̩͓̠̜͇ͯͬ̎̆ͨ̈́ͤͯͫ͝.̞̭̣̱͇̬̘̓͛̌̕͘̚͜s̢̥͇̼͓̝͉̝͔̩̃̀ͦ̀͘͜͡ͅṱ̛̣ͦ́̒͐ͯ͟͜.̞̭̣̱͇̬̘̓͛̌̕͘̚͜ a̵̗̯͎͖̾ͭ̽̏̒̋̑͑͟͡͞͠n̫̐̐͒͂ͫͬd̡̟ Ỉ̷̺̙ͭͮ_̛̼̉͂̍̃ g̰̱̫̘ͭͦͪ͢͜į̡̥̼̮̅ͦ͂̆͘v̱̋͆_̼ͫ̄̄ͪͪ͆̒͜e̥ͣ͟ up͈̾ͦ

Dave’s not here man @pacnwce.bsky.social · 3d

Define your musical tastes in 8 artists.

Our Lady Peace
Wu Tang Clan
Led Zeppelin
The Happy Mondays
Lionel Richie
Lenny Kravitz
Metallica
Eminem

Die Mad @playest.bsky.social · 4d

Daft Punk
Justice
Polish Ambassador
Gramatik
Wax Tailor
Alanis morissette
Chris Stapleton
Brad Paisley

Twenty Thousand Thorns @20000thorns.bsky.social · 4d

Define your musical tastes in 8 artists.

Radiohead
Led Zeppelin
Dead Can Dance
They Might Be Giants
Aesop Rock
Skinny Puppy
Amon Tobin
Tori Amos

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Dave’s not here man @pacnwce.bsky.social · 4d

What!

youtu.be/oqTAwTXkWr0?...

Yang Hansen - Nuthin' But a Yang Thang | Music Video Stop Motion #yanghansen #portlandtrailblazers

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Dave’s not here man @pacnwce.bsky.social · 4d

I do this for the 77 Trail Blazers. I was TECHNICALLY alive, just in diapers

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Dave’s not here man @pacnwce.bsky.social · 4d

I liked it a lot too. Good acting form Temu Tom!

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Dave’s not here man @pacnwce.bsky.social · 7d

I’m going to read this as “the Cherng’s are paying RAJ some money as a make good” and we’ll never know the full deets since it was settled

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Dave’s not here man @pacnwce.bsky.social · 7d

They’re basically saying “if you think Nazis are bad you’re a terrorist.” Please try to overcome your programming

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Dave’s not here man @pacnwce.bsky.social · 8d

He could end three wars outside of our borders and it would not make up for the war that he’s incited in this country. Fascism in America is unacceptable.

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Dave’s not here man @pacnwce.bsky.social · 8d

Bring back, Zima you cowards!

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Dave’s not here man @pacnwce.bsky.social · 8d

Poker lesson I’m ready to talk about: went to a casino a couple weeks ago and played 1/3. Bought in for 500 doubled my stack within an hour and a half. As the two guys that I was with left, I started to slowly lose my stack. moral of the story is once you drop 20% of your stack walk away

Dave’s not here man @pacnwce.bsky.social · 8d

I got followed by @tchoukball-global.bsky.social, and after doing some research to confirm it’s a real thing I followed them back. Dude, this sport looks AWESOME

Dave’s not here man @pacnwce.bsky.social · 8d

The military defends us from enemies of the state. The police “protect and serve” the people, or they are supposed to. When the military becomes the police, the enemy of the state becomes the people who don’t agree with the state. America is on the brink, wake up

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Dave’s not here man @pacnwce.bsky.social · 9d

It was so bad I had to shut it off in the 3rd. The worst part after the elongated replay and log wipes was hearing the radio call in real time, while the FCC delay video came in a few seconds later. Felt so half assed, and I cannot abide lazy work

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Dave’s not here man @pacnwce.bsky.social · 9d

Qatar has an air base in Idaho now. Hope why ever your mind concluded voting for the insurrection enabler was a good idea still holds up….(that’s a lie, I fervently believe you’re a dumb ass and I hope you’re not sleeping)

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Dave’s not here man @pacnwce.bsky.social · 9d

I absolutely love that the young are experimenting with drinking Everclear and posting it online. I’ve had multiple Ross Island iced teas prepared by the fine mixologist at the montage. Make better choices than I did Kids

Dave’s not here man @pacnwce.bsky.social · 9d

I was so annoyed with multiple aspects of the broadcast. I had to shut off the trailblazers game. My mental health is worth more to me than this.

Dave’s not here man @pacnwce.bsky.social · 9d

I’m trying to tell myself that the quality of the Portland Trailblazers broadcast tonight is correlated to this being preseason, but oh my God this is the worst. Unnecessary live play pauses to show us replays from multiple angles.

michael jordan is wearing a suit and tie and says stop it

ALT: michael jordan is wearing a suit and tie and says stop it

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Dave’s not here man @pacnwce.bsky.social · 9d

Birdie is a cousin at the least

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