yes, forever, yes 🩶
@palamedesrektus.bsky.social
Here for one thing, and that thing is Cam/Pal. Extremely bisexual; happily ambidextrous. Assigned adjectives “fed up” & “chaotic”. I don’t believe in OT3s.🪿🔔 18+
(If you knew me on Twitter, wave your hands.)
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Happy second anniversary to the best* thing I ever wrote. If you’re in the mood for Cam/Pal with a happy ending, may I humbly put forth: archiveofourown.org/works/42674706 (and all its related works 🤗)
*extremely subjective, don’t tell the other fics
*extremely subjective, don’t tell the other fics
And now I have posted said AU. 😌
Take two cetirizine and call me in the morning [Camilla/Palamedes; T, 20k] - One bunch of flowers, two lost causes, and six weeks of increasingly-obvious flirting.
archiveofourown.org/works/74173186
Take two cetirizine and call me in the morning [Camilla/Palamedes; T, 20k] - One bunch of flowers, two lost causes, and six weeks of increasingly-obvious flirting.
archiveofourown.org/works/74173186
Additionally, I have started* another AU.
(I started it a month ago and forgot bsky existed. But also, it was simmering for most of that time.)
(I started it a month ago and forgot bsky existed. But also, it was simmering for most of that time.)
November 15, 2025 at 1:25 AM
And now I have posted said AU. 😌
Take two cetirizine and call me in the morning [Camilla/Palamedes; T, 20k] - One bunch of flowers, two lost causes, and six weeks of increasingly-obvious flirting.
archiveofourown.org/works/74173186
Take two cetirizine and call me in the morning [Camilla/Palamedes; T, 20k] - One bunch of flowers, two lost causes, and six weeks of increasingly-obvious flirting.
archiveofourown.org/works/74173186
LRT incredible what happens to world literacy when you kill teaching phonics.
(Yes, before anyone gets snarky, I’m aware English cannot be taught entirely phonetically. It is, however, the most solid basis for learning how to read unfamiliar words.)
(Yes, before anyone gets snarky, I’m aware English cannot be taught entirely phonetically. It is, however, the most solid basis for learning how to read unfamiliar words.)
November 12, 2025 at 5:47 AM
LRT incredible what happens to world literacy when you kill teaching phonics.
(Yes, before anyone gets snarky, I’m aware English cannot be taught entirely phonetically. It is, however, the most solid basis for learning how to read unfamiliar words.)
(Yes, before anyone gets snarky, I’m aware English cannot be taught entirely phonetically. It is, however, the most solid basis for learning how to read unfamiliar words.)
Reposted by yes, forever, yes 🩶
how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...
How a flawed idea is teaching millions of kids to be poor readers
For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have repeatedly debunked. And many teachers and parents don't kno...
www.apmreports.org
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...
The world has never recovered from the collapse of livejournal. (Sorry dreamwidth, you tried.)
I'm still currently fandom-free (in a sense that I don't have a fandom I'm dedicated to), and I'm trying out different sites to pick where I want to spend most of my time on. This is usually my dillema. Kinda makes you think why tumblr was THE fandom website before 2018...
November 10, 2025 at 4:42 AM
The world has never recovered from the collapse of livejournal. (Sorry dreamwidth, you tried.)
LRT you all should read this fic even if you *aren’t* in Golden Kamuy fandom, Jay has absolutely nailed the assignment once again.
November 7, 2025 at 2:50 AM
LRT you all should read this fic even if you *aren’t* in Golden Kamuy fandom, Jay has absolutely nailed the assignment once again.
Reposted by yes, forever, yes 🩶
Are you a Yuuo enjoyer who has ever asked yrself“would it still be incest if one of them was an android with amnesia?”
This fic will in NO way help you conclusively answer that question, but will increase the ambient amount of 80s retro-synthwave in your life
archiveofourown.org/works/73762091
This fic will in NO way help you conclusively answer that question, but will increase the ambient amount of 80s retro-synthwave in your life
archiveofourown.org/works/73762091
Twin High Maintenance Machines - JeanLuciferGohard - ゴールデンカムイ | Golden Kamuy (Manga) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 6, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Are you a Yuuo enjoyer who has ever asked yrself“would it still be incest if one of them was an android with amnesia?”
This fic will in NO way help you conclusively answer that question, but will increase the ambient amount of 80s retro-synthwave in your life
archiveofourown.org/works/73762091
This fic will in NO way help you conclusively answer that question, but will increase the ambient amount of 80s retro-synthwave in your life
archiveofourown.org/works/73762091
Reposted by yes, forever, yes 🩶
Ancillary Justice this, Murderbot that; the current timeline is proving that absolutely no one took any lessons from the classic 1984 film Terminator.
November 3, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Ancillary Justice this, Murderbot that; the current timeline is proving that absolutely no one took any lessons from the classic 1984 film Terminator.
Hate blocking people who have done me no personal wrong, but I’m so sick of Ravelry’s “most popular” filter showing me the same patterns over and over that I just hid two popular designers from search results. It’s like a whole new world in there now.
October 28, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Hate blocking people who have done me no personal wrong, but I’m so sick of Ravelry’s “most popular” filter showing me the same patterns over and over that I just hid two popular designers from search results. It’s like a whole new world in there now.
Things I have not been doing include paying any attention whatsoever to all the people with terrible opinions about Cam/Palamedes. So, you know. The usual.
October 28, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Things I have not been doing include paying any attention whatsoever to all the people with terrible opinions about Cam/Palamedes. So, you know. The usual.
Things your esteemed Dr. has been doing in the last fortnight include crafting ever-more-ridiculous fics, bullying friends into reading books that will emotionally eviscerate them, and rewatching SPN season 11 (that shit was great, actually).
October 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Things your esteemed Dr. has been doing in the last fortnight include crafting ever-more-ridiculous fics, bullying friends into reading books that will emotionally eviscerate them, and rewatching SPN season 11 (that shit was great, actually).
Hola bitches, I remembered I have an account here
October 28, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Hola bitches, I remembered I have an account here
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October 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
"a refit... would barely break even for a developer, with an estimated profit margin of 0.05%"
Everyone loves to bitch and moan about landlords, but housing developers are the true fucking scum of the earth, actually.
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
Everyone loves to bitch and moan about landlords, but housing developers are the true fucking scum of the earth, actually.
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
October 12, 2025 at 7:41 AM
"a refit... would barely break even for a developer, with an estimated profit margin of 0.05%"
Everyone loves to bitch and moan about landlords, but housing developers are the true fucking scum of the earth, actually.
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
Everyone loves to bitch and moan about landlords, but housing developers are the true fucking scum of the earth, actually.
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
Not helping my cynicism is the fact that, almost 20 years after its release, the lyrics to Bloc Party’s Hunting For Witches are more topical than ever.
October 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Not helping my cynicism is the fact that, almost 20 years after its release, the lyrics to Bloc Party’s Hunting For Witches are more topical than ever.
LRT if you think I'm going to let the most self-indulgent thing I've written in 18 months just slip by you, think again.
October 5, 2025 at 9:02 PM
LRT if you think I'm going to let the most self-indulgent thing I've written in 18 months just slip by you, think again.
Reposted by yes, forever, yes 🩶
Presenting the Cam/Palamedes optometry AU you never knew you needed. You may enjoy knowing it’s work #600 in the tag 😌
One a clear day, you can see forever [T, 21k].
archiveofourown.org/works/71886706
One a clear day, you can see forever [T, 21k].
archiveofourown.org/works/71886706
Ten minute conversation with a friend turned into a thousand word (new) fic outline. Oops?
October 5, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Presenting the Cam/Palamedes optometry AU you never knew you needed. You may enjoy knowing it’s work #600 in the tag 😌
One a clear day, you can see forever [T, 21k].
archiveofourown.org/works/71886706
One a clear day, you can see forever [T, 21k].
archiveofourown.org/works/71886706
Ohoho, we’re watching an Icelandic show and my warden has uttered the magic words: “I like that jumper”.
October 5, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Ohoho, we’re watching an Icelandic show and my warden has uttered the magic words: “I like that jumper”.
Presenting the Cam/Palamedes optometry AU you never knew you needed. You may enjoy knowing it’s work #600 in the tag 😌
One a clear day, you can see forever [T, 21k].
archiveofourown.org/works/71886706
One a clear day, you can see forever [T, 21k].
archiveofourown.org/works/71886706
Ten minute conversation with a friend turned into a thousand word (new) fic outline. Oops?
October 5, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Presenting the Cam/Palamedes optometry AU you never knew you needed. You may enjoy knowing it’s work #600 in the tag 😌
One a clear day, you can see forever [T, 21k].
archiveofourown.org/works/71886706
One a clear day, you can see forever [T, 21k].
archiveofourown.org/works/71886706
Additionally, I have started* another AU.
(I started it a month ago and forgot bsky existed. But also, it was simmering for most of that time.)
(I started it a month ago and forgot bsky existed. But also, it was simmering for most of that time.)
October 3, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Additionally, I have started* another AU.
(I started it a month ago and forgot bsky existed. But also, it was simmering for most of that time.)
(I started it a month ago and forgot bsky existed. But also, it was simmering for most of that time.)
Bsky needs private accounts so that i can bitch about my work problems without wholly doxxing myself. Get your shit together lads, it CANNOT be that hard.
October 2, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Bsky needs private accounts so that i can bitch about my work problems without wholly doxxing myself. Get your shit together lads, it CANNOT be that hard.
Not to be a snotty cunt but: people using a word when they want a similar-sounding but completely different word. And the putting that in a public document. Clown behaviour.
September 29, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Not to be a snotty cunt but: people using a word when they want a similar-sounding but completely different word. And the putting that in a public document. Clown behaviour.
Did bsky walk back their shitty policies yet? Is it worth my time returning?
September 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Did bsky walk back their shitty policies yet? Is it worth my time returning?
You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. “Learn”. I will burn your shitty sychophantic text-predictor TO THE GROUND.
September 25, 2025 at 2:25 AM
You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. “Learn”. I will burn your shitty sychophantic text-predictor TO THE GROUND.
Anyway, since bsky have proven themselves to be absolute twats, you can find me at tumblr, where I may not be able to lock my account but can at least bitch about it in greater than 300 characters. If we’re not already friends there, mutuals can DM for my user name. Peace out fuckos. 😘
September 20, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Anyway, since bsky have proven themselves to be absolute twats, you can find me at tumblr, where I may not be able to lock my account but can at least bitch about it in greater than 300 characters. If we’re not already friends there, mutuals can DM for my user name. Peace out fuckos. 😘