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i can be your long lost pal
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i hope murderers and those who support them never know peace and love and the warmth of a community built joyfully with helping, protective hands and open hearts 🕊️🩶
January 9, 2026 at 9:57 PM
i thought we were supposed to hate hamas for being homophobic, but now it’s good for the state to shoot women in the face because they’re queer and that identifier apparently overrides the reality of what happened? which is it? why are the same people saying both of these things?
January 9, 2026 at 8:10 PM
ew why tf is that zionist trash on my favorite reality show...
January 9, 2026 at 6:58 PM
oh god i knew this day would come...
January 9, 2026 at 11:39 AM
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Bay Area: Help me sell out my SF Sketchfest shows! Share this with everyone you know, grab some friends, grab a ticket, and laugh your asses off! Tickets here:
Facial Recognition Comedy: www.eventbrite.com/e/facial-rec...

Zindabaddies: www.eventbrite.com/e/zindabaddi...
January 9, 2026 at 5:52 AM
Bay Area: Help me sell out my SF Sketchfest shows! Share this with everyone you know, grab some friends, grab a ticket, and laugh your asses off! Tickets here:
Facial Recognition Comedy: www.eventbrite.com/e/facial-rec...

Zindabaddies: www.eventbrite.com/e/zindabaddi...
January 9, 2026 at 5:52 AM
mom just called to warn me on how to act in case ICE wants to shoot me point blank in the face. i don't care how many times they forced us to recite the pledge of allegiance when we were children, you can't brainwash and gaslight people into forgetting evil violent shit like this
January 9, 2026 at 12:44 AM
rational, empathetic americans every single goddamn day:
January 4, 2026 at 8:32 AM
why do bad things happen to me, people?
January 4, 2026 at 7:06 AM
just one more war bro just one more unprovoked war over oil to benefit the pedophilic elites and we’ll get adequate health care and free college cmon just one more bro
January 3, 2026 at 11:12 PM
i didn’t know countries were just allowed to do whatever to presidents of other countries…does this set some sort of precedent…
January 3, 2026 at 9:40 PM
invading my childhood home and kidnapping my parents because my mom has some tupperware i believe i should legally own the rights to
January 3, 2026 at 8:16 PM
at this point i’m happy to pay taxes to any country that can stop mine from doing what it’s doing
January 3, 2026 at 6:12 PM
do u think jadakiss was geeked?
January 3, 2026 at 9:14 AM
at that stage in my life when inspirational quotes inspire me smh
December 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
watched both home alones at an outdoors christmas event and when his scene came on, the whole crowd booed. i love LA ♥️
December 25, 2025 at 4:13 AM
no one is better named than mia goth. yes. yes you are.
December 21, 2025 at 8:03 AM
just because it’s the holidays doesn’t mean we’re not out here working! come to any/all of my shows THAT I CO-PRODUCE coming up in LA and SF, but especially @FacialRecComedy TONIGHT @TheComedyStore!!! tickets here: www.showclix.com/event/recogn...
December 19, 2025 at 11:29 PM
so tired
December 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
rob reiner was great in every genre
December 15, 2025 at 5:15 AM
if i send you this just know i’m tapped out
December 15, 2025 at 3:17 AM
call me erika kirk the way i don’t mourn the wicked
December 13, 2025 at 4:23 AM
vince staples is my favorite comedian
December 11, 2025 at 12:57 AM
a part of my soul dies every time i see a movie theater turned into a cvs or trader joe’s or whatever. we deserve to see movies the way ryan coogler intended
December 6, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 6:34 AM