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pallavi.bsky.social
i can be your long lost pal
@pallavi.bsky.social
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pallavi.bsky.social
i can be your long lost pal @pallavi.bsky.social · 3d
bout to "i'm so sorry lebron's retiring baby" my way into some dick
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itsabbyyep.bsky.social
Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · Jan 31
"if you're not scared, you're not paying attention."
WHY DO YOU THINK I'M TRYING SO HARD NOT TO PAY ATTENTION
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pallavi.bsky.social
i can be your long lost pal @pallavi.bsky.social · 5d
i love learning literally nothing
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pallavi.bsky.social
i can be your long lost pal @pallavi.bsky.social · 5d
Death-centric optimists: Get your tickets for the shows tonight: the-function.seatengine-sites.com/events/122406
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pallavi.bsky.social
i can be your long lost pal @pallavi.bsky.social · 5d
sundae is @sjbernhiselart.com’s and is ageless (aka we have no idea)
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pallavi.bsky.social
i can be your long lost pal @pallavi.bsky.social · 5d
@sjbernhiselart.com sundae's sister???
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pallavi.bsky.social
i can be your long lost pal @pallavi.bsky.social · 5d
yeah i was being generous
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pallavi.bsky.social
i can be your long lost pal @pallavi.bsky.social · 5d
ezra klein is an articulate idiot
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pallavi.bsky.social
i can be your long lost pal @pallavi.bsky.social · 6d
TONIGHT AND TOMORROW i’m in the bay area roasting techies in their natural habitat! get your tickets here: the-function.seatengine-sites.com/events/122406
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pallavi.bsky.social
i can be your long lost pal @pallavi.bsky.social · 7d
I’m headlining Friday and Saturday (Oct 3rd and 4th) at The Function in San Francisco! Get your tickets now, Bay Area!!

the-function.seatengine-sites.com/events/110956
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pallavi.bsky.social
i can be your long lost pal @pallavi.bsky.social · 13d
🩵🩵🩵
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dailyzeitgeist.bsky.social
The Daily Zeitgeist @dailyzeitgeist.bsky.social · 13d
We had @caitlindurante.bsky.social on episode 1938 ‘Worst Epstein Excuse Ever? LAPD In Space!’ - listen now!

podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
@pallavi.bsky.social @milesofgray.bsky.social
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charlesennui.bsky.social
Charles Ennui Fromage @charlesennui.bsky.social · 14d
That was a hilarious episode! You and @pallavi.bsky.social are two of my absolute favorite guests on the show.

Also, I literally came back to Bluesky because I missed your poems.

Also also, I love that you love Lola Young.
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pallavi.bsky.social
i can be your long lost pal @pallavi.bsky.social · 16d
been sinning so i don’t get raptured (scared of heights)
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pallavi.bsky.social
i can be your long lost pal @pallavi.bsky.social · 16d
getting raptured (yaaaayyyy) to mormon heaven (boooooo)
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pallavi.bsky.social
i can be your long lost pal @pallavi.bsky.social · 16d
they’re gonna start selling Trumpenol and profit off this insanity
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pallavi.bsky.social
i can be your long lost pal @pallavi.bsky.social · 17d
honestly, i know some people who could use some tylenol ifyouknowwhatimean
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pallavi.bsky.social
i can be your long lost pal @pallavi.bsky.social · 23d
someone adopt my new sweet foster cat Blanquito from www.instagram.com/del.gato.res... !!
multiple pictures of a mostly white and partially orange cat with beautiful golden eyes and a raccoon like striped tail with his name (Blanquito), his rescue (@del.gato.rescue) and facts like “absolute unit,” “15lbs, 2 yrs, 100% himbo,” “great with dogs (and presumably kids),” and “raccoon-tailed cuddle monster.” caption from pallavigunalan on instagram stating “My new foster cat from @del.gato.rescue! 🐈 Meet Blanquito, a 15 pound SOLID giant baby who just wants cuddles and snacks and doesn’t gaf about anyone trying to disturb his peace. Sure, he’ll throw a hiss to a vacuum or a dog, but that simply does not disturb this king’s day or prevent him from going where makes him happy (being around his people). He loves flopping on his back for belly rubs or rubbing up on you. He may be a big cat but he makes the perfect little spoon. This consistent biscuit maker is vocal enough to let you know he’s around but is not a big yapper. As soon as he gets what he wants (love) he’s as quiet as the couch he enjoys potatoing on. If you want a cat who is happy to lounge near you, only bothering you for cuddles and second supper, please adopt Blanquito and bring this submissive street cat into his forever home.”
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pallavi.bsky.social
i can be your long lost pal @pallavi.bsky.social · 20d
Excited to be headlining The Function back up in #SanFrancisco in October, but until then, whet your appetite TONIGHT with @FacialRecComedy @TheComedyStore! i’m hosting! get your tickets now:

www.showclix.com/event/recogn...

the-function.seatengine-sites.com/events/110956
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mexicology.bsky.social
Mexicology @mexicology.bsky.social · 23d
pallavi.bsky.social
i can be your long lost pal @pallavi.bsky.social · 23d
someone adopt my new sweet foster cat Blanquito from www.instagram.com/del.gato.res... !!
multiple pictures of a mostly white and partially orange cat with beautiful golden eyes and a raccoon like striped tail with his name (Blanquito), his rescue (@del.gato.rescue) and facts like “absolute unit,” “15lbs, 2 yrs, 100% himbo,” “great with dogs (and presumably kids),” and “raccoon-tailed cuddle monster.” caption from pallavigunalan on instagram stating “My new foster cat from @del.gato.rescue! 🐈 Meet Blanquito, a 15 pound SOLID giant baby who just wants cuddles and snacks and doesn’t gaf about anyone trying to disturb his peace. Sure, he’ll throw a hiss to a vacuum or a dog, but that simply does not disturb this king’s day or prevent him from going where makes him happy (being around his people). He loves flopping on his back for belly rubs or rubbing up on you. He may be a big cat but he makes the perfect little spoon. This consistent biscuit maker is vocal enough to let you know he’s around but is not a big yapper. As soon as he gets what he wants (love) he’s as quiet as the couch he enjoys potatoing on. If you want a cat who is happy to lounge near you, only bothering you for cuddles and second supper, please adopt Blanquito and bring this submissive street cat into his forever home.”
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dailyzeitgeist.bsky.social
The Daily Zeitgeist @dailyzeitgeist.bsky.social · 20d
We had @pallavi.bsky.social on episode 1934 ‘Zuck’s AI Glasses Suck! Kash Patel NOT Convincing?’ - listen now!

podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
@jackob1.bsky.social @milesofgray.bsky.social
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mewmew13.bsky.social
connie @mewmew13.bsky.social · 23d
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pallavi.bsky.social
i can be your long lost pal @pallavi.bsky.social · 23d
someone adopt my new sweet foster cat Blanquito from www.instagram.com/del.gato.res... !!
multiple pictures of a mostly white and partially orange cat with beautiful golden eyes and a raccoon like striped tail with his name (Blanquito), his rescue (@del.gato.rescue) and facts like “absolute unit,” “15lbs, 2 yrs, 100% himbo,” “great with dogs (and presumably kids),” and “raccoon-tailed cuddle monster.” caption from pallavigunalan on instagram stating “My new foster cat from @del.gato.rescue! 🐈 Meet Blanquito, a 15 pound SOLID giant baby who just wants cuddles and snacks and doesn’t gaf about anyone trying to disturb his peace. Sure, he’ll throw a hiss to a vacuum or a dog, but that simply does not disturb this king’s day or prevent him from going where makes him happy (being around his people). He loves flopping on his back for belly rubs or rubbing up on you. He may be a big cat but he makes the perfect little spoon. This consistent biscuit maker is vocal enough to let you know he’s around but is not a big yapper. As soon as he gets what he wants (love) he’s as quiet as the couch he enjoys potatoing on. If you want a cat who is happy to lounge near you, only bothering you for cuddles and second supper, please adopt Blanquito and bring this submissive street cat into his forever home.”
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pallavi.bsky.social
i can be your long lost pal @pallavi.bsky.social · 23d
someone adopt my new sweet foster cat Blanquito from www.instagram.com/del.gato.res... !!
multiple pictures of a mostly white and partially orange cat with beautiful golden eyes and a raccoon like striped tail with his name (Blanquito), his rescue (@del.gato.rescue) and facts like “absolute unit,” “15lbs, 2 yrs, 100% himbo,” “great with dogs (and presumably kids),” and “raccoon-tailed cuddle monster.” caption from pallavigunalan on instagram stating “My new foster cat from @del.gato.rescue! 🐈 Meet Blanquito, a 15 pound SOLID giant baby who just wants cuddles and snacks and doesn’t gaf about anyone trying to disturb his peace. Sure, he’ll throw a hiss to a vacuum or a dog, but that simply does not disturb this king’s day or prevent him from going where makes him happy (being around his people). He loves flopping on his back for belly rubs or rubbing up on you. He may be a big cat but he makes the perfect little spoon. This consistent biscuit maker is vocal enough to let you know he’s around but is not a big yapper. As soon as he gets what he wants (love) he’s as quiet as the couch he enjoys potatoing on. If you want a cat who is happy to lounge near you, only bothering you for cuddles and second supper, please adopt Blanquito and bring this submissive street cat into his forever home.”
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pallavi.bsky.social
i can be your long lost pal @pallavi.bsky.social · 23d
with how they’re painting him, you’d think charlie kirk is rolling in his grave listening to the stuff he actually said in real life on camera with many witnesses
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pallavi.bsky.social
i can be your long lost pal @pallavi.bsky.social · 24d
please.
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