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David
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I want to go home.
“Meat on a Sunday / for almost nothing at all”. But it was everything! Beautiful verse.
August 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
i’ll be a masked, phantom-of-the-opera type singer/songwriter, but i’ll haunt a dunkin’, mournfully wailing from above the ceiling tiles or locked in the bathroom stall.
July 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The Aragorn, Hornburg Hero card is one of my all-time favorite pieces of MtG art. Energetic, expressive, and serene. It’s as if Aragorn is entering a battle trance. Incredible work.
July 9, 2025 at 3:13 PM
trrrrrruuuuuue
July 6, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Pride month might be over but it’s pretty gay around these parts year-round.
July 1, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Reposted by David
Comic by Hartley Lin
#NoKings
July 1, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Oh, right!
June 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
goodreads reviews are so pretentious. try-hard, would-be authors make the limpest or most convoluted analogies to insult the book/author. i’ll throw burning bags of dog shit at these reviewers if i recognize them irl.
June 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Where are the “OBAMA IS THE ANTICHRIST AND WANTS TO PUT CHIPS INTO YOUR BODY AND TRACK YOU” christo-fascist conservatives and libertarians that said this from 2008-2016? They’ve been real quiet.
June 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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My current working theory is that the only way out of this monstrous timeline we’ve been on since 2016 is for the Cubs to win another World Series.

I’d like to refer to this as the Ben Zobrist Parallax.
June 27, 2025 at 2:38 AM
please stop sharing your poetry unless the idea of someone else reading it scares you shitless, unless it makes you embarrassed to the point of never even hitting “post”.

words arranged in a stanza
do not make poetry, friend

i need you to be ashamed
your words might mean nothing
June 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
“lifetime friends think I think of them less . . . NO. I am depressed”
May 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Awomen. Thanks for today’s teaching, rev.
May 20, 2025 at 4:05 PM
serial monogamy isn’t a good look. good luck to that man.
May 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
WOOF
May 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
if i’m gonna have gen z coworkers ridicule me for using reaction gifs in chat, i need them to also stop assuming people’s gender just because they birthed a child.
May 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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May 13, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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May 13, 2025 at 4:04 PM
this all anyone ever has to say about gta vi and the delay. perfection.
May 2, 2025 at 4:29 PM
when you — and then . . . but only if you. Right! Correct. Yeah, no. Totally.
April 15, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Specifically, fuck Justin Vernon for writing AWARDS SEASON cus I don’t want to be sobbing in public.
April 14, 2025 at 1:32 PM
@boniverwi.bsky.social has me crying at my office desk and sending heartfelt text messages to my loved ones. fuck that guy. thank you, guy.
April 14, 2025 at 1:13 PM
and what if they’re a printed picture of visible abs stapled to a shirt?
April 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
my last four watched: Mickey 17, Royal Tenenbaums, Amelie, and your mom (classic).
April 11, 2025 at 2:45 PM