i’ll be a masked, phantom-of-the-opera type singer/songwriter, but i’ll haunt a dunkin’, mournfully wailing from above the ceiling tiles or locked in the bathroom stall.
July 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
i’ll be a masked, phantom-of-the-opera type singer/songwriter, but i’ll haunt a dunkin’, mournfully wailing from above the ceiling tiles or locked in the bathroom stall.
Pride month might be over but it’s pretty gay around these parts year-round.
July 1, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Pride month might be over but it’s pretty gay around these parts year-round.
goodreads reviews are so pretentious. try-hard, would-be authors make the limpest or most convoluted analogies to insult the book/author. i’ll throw burning bags of dog shit at these reviewers if i recognize them irl.
June 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
goodreads reviews are so pretentious. try-hard, would-be authors make the limpest or most convoluted analogies to insult the book/author. i’ll throw burning bags of dog shit at these reviewers if i recognize them irl.
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My current working theory is that the only way out of this monstrous timeline we’ve been on since 2016 is for the Cubs to win another World Series.
I’d like to refer to this as the Ben Zobrist Parallax.
I’d like to refer to this as the Ben Zobrist Parallax.
June 27, 2025 at 2:38 AM
My current working theory is that the only way out of this monstrous timeline we’ve been on since 2016 is for the Cubs to win another World Series.
I’d like to refer to this as the Ben Zobrist Parallax.
I’d like to refer to this as the Ben Zobrist Parallax.
please stop sharing your poetry unless the idea of someone else reading it scares you shitless, unless it makes you embarrassed to the point of never even hitting “post”.
words arranged in a stanza
do not make poetry, friend
i need you to be ashamed
your words might mean nothing
words arranged in a stanza
do not make poetry, friend
i need you to be ashamed
your words might mean nothing
June 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
please stop sharing your poetry unless the idea of someone else reading it scares you shitless, unless it makes you embarrassed to the point of never even hitting “post”.
words arranged in a stanza
do not make poetry, friend
i need you to be ashamed
your words might mean nothing
words arranged in a stanza
do not make poetry, friend
i need you to be ashamed
your words might mean nothing
“lifetime friends think I think of them less . . . NO. I am depressed”
May 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
“lifetime friends think I think of them less . . . NO. I am depressed”
if i’m gonna have gen z coworkers ridicule me for using reaction gifs in chat, i need them to also stop assuming people’s gender just because they birthed a child.
May 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
if i’m gonna have gen z coworkers ridicule me for using reaction gifs in chat, i need them to also stop assuming people’s gender just because they birthed a child.
Reposted by David
Reposted by David
when you — and then . . . but only if you. Right! Correct. Yeah, no. Totally.
April 15, 2025 at 3:06 PM
when you — and then . . . but only if you. Right! Correct. Yeah, no. Totally.
@boniverwi.bsky.social has me crying at my office desk and sending heartfelt text messages to my loved ones. fuck that guy. thank you, guy.
April 14, 2025 at 1:13 PM
@boniverwi.bsky.social has me crying at my office desk and sending heartfelt text messages to my loved ones. fuck that guy. thank you, guy.
my last four watched: Mickey 17, Royal Tenenbaums, Amelie, and your mom (classic).
April 11, 2025 at 2:45 PM
my last four watched: Mickey 17, Royal Tenenbaums, Amelie, and your mom (classic).
once this medication builds up in my blood stream, it’s over for you bitches. and by “over for you”, I mean my text response time will be faster by a good margin.
April 9, 2025 at 5:58 PM
once this medication builds up in my blood stream, it’s over for you bitches. and by “over for you”, I mean my text response time will be faster by a good margin.
are we self-actualized, chat?
April 7, 2025 at 1:40 PM
are we self-actualized, chat?
my favorite music, movies, shows, paintings, books, and games were made by people that didnt look like me or didnt have my upbringing. without them i wouldnt be me.
April 4, 2025 at 4:49 PM
my favorite music, movies, shows, paintings, books, and games were made by people that didnt look like me or didnt have my upbringing. without them i wouldnt be me.
sometimes i ignore grammarly’s suggestion. let me freestyle.
April 4, 2025 at 3:58 PM
sometimes i ignore grammarly’s suggestion. let me freestyle.
duct taping my boobs down to the dining room table so i can calm my tits.
April 4, 2025 at 12:20 AM
duct taping my boobs down to the dining room table so i can calm my tits.
am i feeling better or is this undiagnosed BPD?
April 4, 2025 at 12:19 AM
am i feeling better or is this undiagnosed BPD?
I’m in a pond, call that standing at retention.
April 4, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I’m in a pond, call that standing at retention.
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"There's a room here in the Senate named after Strom Thurmond... I'm here despite his speech, I'm here because as powerful as he was, the people were more powerful." -Cory Booker as he eclipses Thurmond's record for the longest filibuster in US history.
April 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
"There's a room here in the Senate named after Strom Thurmond... I'm here despite his speech, I'm here because as powerful as he was, the people were more powerful." -Cory Booker as he eclipses Thurmond's record for the longest filibuster in US history.
*running into frame, huffing and puffing*
Fil — filibus — FILIBUSTIN’ A NUT.
Fil — filibus — FILIBUSTIN’ A NUT.
April 1, 2025 at 11:33 PM
*running into frame, huffing and puffing*
Fil — filibus — FILIBUSTIN’ A NUT.
Fil — filibus — FILIBUSTIN’ A NUT.
i play a card facedown and end my turn.
April 1, 2025 at 6:25 PM
i play a card facedown and end my turn.
farting into my cupped hand and throwing it into your dad’s face.
April 1, 2025 at 6:20 PM
farting into my cupped hand and throwing it into your dad’s face.