James Brown
@paradox1977.bsky.social
This is like the old "Stop hitting yourself" that bullies used to do.
January 13, 2026 at 8:03 AM
This is like the old "Stop hitting yourself" that bullies used to do.
Give the man another Nobel. Or Noble as he calls it.
January 13, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Give the man another Nobel. Or Noble as he calls it.
So...now Trump doesn't like Russia?
January 12, 2026 at 8:59 AM
So...now Trump doesn't like Russia?
Conquering a nation is one thing, making hostile natives behave so you can run the place is another thing entirely. Just ask George W Bush.
January 4, 2026 at 7:43 AM
Conquering a nation is one thing, making hostile natives behave so you can run the place is another thing entirely. Just ask George W Bush.
They do have some concept of the Second Amendment, though I am not entirely sure they really understand it.
January 4, 2026 at 7:29 AM
They do have some concept of the Second Amendment, though I am not entirely sure they really understand it.
Could have been worse. Could you imagine being in Gen W?
January 2, 2026 at 9:42 AM
Could have been worse. Could you imagine being in Gen W?
So now they remember that Puerto Rico is US territory.
December 27, 2025 at 10:25 AM
So now they remember that Puerto Rico is US territory.
Ladies and gentlemen: Your Nobel Peace Prize winner.
December 27, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Ladies and gentlemen: Your Nobel Peace Prize winner.
Peace through strength. Apart from Iran, Yemen, Nigeria, and Venezuela.
December 27, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Peace through strength. Apart from Iran, Yemen, Nigeria, and Venezuela.
I wouldn't be at all surprised to see him divorce his wife and try to marry Erika Kirk.
December 27, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I wouldn't be at all surprised to see him divorce his wife and try to marry Erika Kirk.
They claimed the same thing with computers a few decades ago.
December 22, 2025 at 3:54 PM
They claimed the same thing with computers a few decades ago.
I find it is okay, apart from the liquid glass clock on the lock screen, which is hard to make out.
December 19, 2025 at 8:17 AM
I find it is okay, apart from the liquid glass clock on the lock screen, which is hard to make out.
Love these birds. Remind me strongly of muppets.
December 17, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Love these birds. Remind me strongly of muppets.
His followers would expect the Orange One to rise from the grave after three days.
December 16, 2025 at 11:21 AM
His followers would expect the Orange One to rise from the grave after three days.
An attractive blonde? Guaranteed cabinet member.
December 1, 2025 at 11:40 AM
An attractive blonde? Guaranteed cabinet member.
Isn't Trump suing the BBC for $5 Billion for deceptively editing an interview?
December 1, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Isn't Trump suing the BBC for $5 Billion for deceptively editing an interview?
Damn, that was a fast U-turn.
November 29, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Damn, that was a fast U-turn.
Non-violent? These were, am I correct, heavily armed people walking the streets of an American city?
That said, it is a tragedy that it happened. But it is much like the Right harming people they call communist or socialist.
That said, it is a tragedy that it happened. But it is much like the Right harming people they call communist or socialist.
November 27, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Non-violent? These were, am I correct, heavily armed people walking the streets of an American city?
That said, it is a tragedy that it happened. But it is much like the Right harming people they call communist or socialist.
That said, it is a tragedy that it happened. But it is much like the Right harming people they call communist or socialist.
These people who claim everything is gay appear to have a strangely detailed view of the subject. Almost like they are hiding something. Even from themselves, perhaps.
November 27, 2025 at 12:24 PM
These people who claim everything is gay appear to have a strangely detailed view of the subject. Almost like they are hiding something. Even from themselves, perhaps.
"It is like having a handjob from your cousin?" Or is that too crude? If so, sorry about that, it was just the first simile that came to mind.
November 26, 2025 at 12:26 PM
"It is like having a handjob from your cousin?" Or is that too crude? If so, sorry about that, it was just the first simile that came to mind.
What is the point of working if it leaves you unable to afford the money to live?
November 26, 2025 at 12:17 PM
What is the point of working if it leaves you unable to afford the money to live?
Has he been listening to Seinfeld or something? What is it with airline peanuts?
November 26, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Has he been listening to Seinfeld or something? What is it with airline peanuts?
Who knew Luke Skywalker's actor would also turn out to be a real life superhero?
November 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Who knew Luke Skywalker's actor would also turn out to be a real life superhero?
If only they had called him Sir, with tears in their eyes, I am sure he would have forgiven them.
November 24, 2025 at 4:57 AM
If only they had called him Sir, with tears in their eyes, I am sure he would have forgiven them.
Elon and Trump are so staggeringly damaged people it is not clear whether it is funny or just deeply sad.
November 22, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Elon and Trump are so staggeringly damaged people it is not clear whether it is funny or just deeply sad.