Dave
@paradoxfermi.bsky.social
Just kinda happy with life as it is, Man United and FPL otherwise
Mate, thinking Bruno shouldn't be playing is mental. So too is thinking the reason we did well today was down to Mainoo
January 17, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Mate, thinking Bruno shouldn't be playing is mental. So too is thinking the reason we did well today was down to Mainoo
Yeh, the team were good. Mainoo was good. In terms of impactful actions tho, he didn't do that much. Not a criticism, just being realistic
January 17, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Yeh, the team were good. Mainoo was good. In terms of impactful actions tho, he didn't do that much. Not a criticism, just being realistic
Did Amorim try to run Amad out? Got like 30 league starts and 20 goal involvements in just over a year
January 17, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Did Amorim try to run Amad out? Got like 30 league starts and 20 goal involvements in just over a year
6.5/10
Was tidy is possession and had a few good moments but didnt contribute much and Casemiro being excellent covered for a few errors
Was tidy is possession and had a few good moments but didnt contribute much and Casemiro being excellent covered for a few errors
January 17, 2026 at 3:31 PM
6.5/10
Was tidy is possession and had a few good moments but didnt contribute much and Casemiro being excellent covered for a few errors
Was tidy is possession and had a few good moments but didnt contribute much and Casemiro being excellent covered for a few errors
Micah Richard's has lost his head 😂😂
January 17, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Micah Richard's has lost his head 😂😂
Pretty sure the 3 offside goals dont count in that xG total. Only 1 shot on target from City. Absolutely dicked them
January 17, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Pretty sure the 3 offside goals dont count in that xG total. Only 1 shot on target from City. Absolutely dicked them
Beating City with 35% possession, mostly with counter attacks, has been done before by United. But there were huge amounts of fortune involved in those matches. Today they were by far the better side and won resoundingly despite luck being against them. Really good performance
January 17, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Beating City with 35% possession, mostly with counter attacks, has been done before by United. But there were huge amounts of fortune involved in those matches. Today they were by far the better side and won resoundingly despite luck being against them. Really good performance
Oh my word. What a fucking day!!!!!
January 17, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Oh my word. What a fucking day!!!!!
United faithful waving goodbye to Haaland as he leaves the pitch having done fuck all in the derby.
Not what I expected to see today
Not what I expected to see today
January 17, 2026 at 2:11 PM
United faithful waving goodbye to Haaland as he leaves the pitch having done fuck all in the derby.
Not what I expected to see today
Not what I expected to see today
We're 2-0 up and Donnarumma has been City's best player. 😁
January 17, 2026 at 2:08 PM
We're 2-0 up and Donnarumma has been City's best player. 😁
Far too many half and half scarfs in those crowd shots.
January 17, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Far too many half and half scarfs in those crowd shots.
Sky haven't even bothered speaking about the problems United were causing City in the first half. Only bothered about the Dalot foul
January 17, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Sky haven't even bothered speaking about the problems United were causing City in the first half. Only bothered about the Dalot foul
City's two young CB's very comfortable in the first half. Mbeumo has been good but Sesko can make those same runs and be the box presence we need
January 17, 2026 at 1:31 PM
City's two young CB's very comfortable in the first half. Mbeumo has been good but Sesko can make those same runs and be the box presence we need
Rodri must have lost his invisibility cloak.
January 17, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Rodri must have lost his invisibility cloak.
Dalot getting a lot of shit off our fans, as usual, but aside for one bad pass he's been pretty good
January 17, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Dalot getting a lot of shit off our fans, as usual, but aside for one bad pass he's been pretty good
It would probably be Bruno for me.
January 14, 2026 at 12:08 PM
It would probably be Bruno for me.
Might try to keep for a few more weeks. See how the rotation goes.
January 14, 2026 at 10:18 AM
Might try to keep for a few more weeks. See how the rotation goes.
He started at 7.0 and is now 7.6. You only get half the profit when you sell but depends at what price you bought him. He's 7.3 for me
January 14, 2026 at 10:16 AM
He started at 7.0 and is now 7.6. You only get half the profit when you sell but depends at what price you bought him. He's 7.3 for me
I was a good patient #FPL manager for once. Had Semenyo from the start, kept him through the form dip, was rewarded with more returns, still got him and he's scoring and looking good for City.
Now have to contend with the dread of him getting benched for Cherki or Doku every week.
I hate Pep.
Now have to contend with the dread of him getting benched for Cherki or Doku every week.
I hate Pep.
January 14, 2026 at 9:37 AM
I was a good patient #FPL manager for once. Had Semenyo from the start, kept him through the form dip, was rewarded with more returns, still got him and he's scoring and looking good for City.
Now have to contend with the dread of him getting benched for Cherki or Doku every week.
I hate Pep.
Now have to contend with the dread of him getting benched for Cherki or Doku every week.
I hate Pep.
Me too, but we dont currently have a 6 good enough to make it work
January 13, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Me too, but we dont currently have a 6 good enough to make it work