Dave
@paradoxfermi.bsky.social
Just kinda happy with life as it is, Man United and FPL otherwise
Micah Richard's has lost his head 😂😂
January 17, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Micah Richard's has lost his head 😂😂
Pretty sure the 3 offside goals dont count in that xG total. Only 1 shot on target from City. Absolutely dicked them
January 17, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Pretty sure the 3 offside goals dont count in that xG total. Only 1 shot on target from City. Absolutely dicked them
Beating City with 35% possession, mostly with counter attacks, has been done before by United. But there were huge amounts of fortune involved in those matches. Today they were by far the better side and won resoundingly despite luck being against them. Really good performance
January 17, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Beating City with 35% possession, mostly with counter attacks, has been done before by United. But there were huge amounts of fortune involved in those matches. Today they were by far the better side and won resoundingly despite luck being against them. Really good performance
Oh my word. What a fucking day!!!!!
January 17, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Oh my word. What a fucking day!!!!!
United faithful waving goodbye to Haaland as he leaves the pitch having done fuck all in the derby.
Not what I expected to see today
Not what I expected to see today
January 17, 2026 at 2:11 PM
United faithful waving goodbye to Haaland as he leaves the pitch having done fuck all in the derby.
Not what I expected to see today
Not what I expected to see today
We're 2-0 up and Donnarumma has been City's best player. 😁
January 17, 2026 at 2:08 PM
We're 2-0 up and Donnarumma has been City's best player. 😁
Far too many half and half scarfs in those crowd shots.
January 17, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Far too many half and half scarfs in those crowd shots.
Sky haven't even bothered speaking about the problems United were causing City in the first half. Only bothered about the Dalot foul
January 17, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Sky haven't even bothered speaking about the problems United were causing City in the first half. Only bothered about the Dalot foul
City's two young CB's very comfortable in the first half. Mbeumo has been good but Sesko can make those same runs and be the box presence we need
January 17, 2026 at 1:31 PM
City's two young CB's very comfortable in the first half. Mbeumo has been good but Sesko can make those same runs and be the box presence we need
Rodri must have lost his invisibility cloak.
January 17, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Rodri must have lost his invisibility cloak.
Dalot getting a lot of shit off our fans, as usual, but aside for one bad pass he's been pretty good
January 17, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Dalot getting a lot of shit off our fans, as usual, but aside for one bad pass he's been pretty good
I was a good patient #FPL manager for once. Had Semenyo from the start, kept him through the form dip, was rewarded with more returns, still got him and he's scoring and looking good for City.
Now have to contend with the dread of him getting benched for Cherki or Doku every week.
I hate Pep.
Now have to contend with the dread of him getting benched for Cherki or Doku every week.
I hate Pep.
January 14, 2026 at 9:37 AM
I was a good patient #FPL manager for once. Had Semenyo from the start, kept him through the form dip, was rewarded with more returns, still got him and he's scoring and looking good for City.
Now have to contend with the dread of him getting benched for Cherki or Doku every week.
I hate Pep.
Now have to contend with the dread of him getting benched for Cherki or Doku every week.
I hate Pep.
Carrick isnt unleashing a team previously restrained by a dour monster so cant see him getting the kind of form uplift Ole managed.
In which case there will be no miracle to achieve Champs League for next year. More likely results drop off a little
In which case there will be no miracle to achieve Champs League for next year. More likely results drop off a little
January 13, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Carrick isnt unleashing a team previously restrained by a dour monster so cant see him getting the kind of form uplift Ole managed.
In which case there will be no miracle to achieve Champs League for next year. More likely results drop off a little
In which case there will be no miracle to achieve Champs League for next year. More likely results drop off a little
So after a week of interviews United still haven't decided on a new temporary manager to replace the current temporary manager and haven't yet begun to not decide on a permanent manager
Carrick favourite to become Manchester United interim manager. Talks with him went well. Solskjaer not completely out of it:
www.independent.co.uk/sport/footba...
www.independent.co.uk/sport/footba...
Man United pick lead candidate for interim manager after two interviews
Darren Fletcher’s candidacy may have been damaged by United’s FA Cup exit on Sunday
www.independent.co.uk
January 12, 2026 at 12:13 PM
So after a week of interviews United still haven't decided on a new temporary manager to replace the current temporary manager and haven't yet begun to not decide on a permanent manager
12!
11 times we've hit the woodwork now this season.
January 7, 2026 at 10:01 PM
12!
The first good cross he's managed results in a goal
Dorgu's crossing is consistently too slow and floaty
January 7, 2026 at 9:37 PM
The first good cross he's managed results in a goal
11 times we've hit the woodwork now this season.
January 7, 2026 at 9:32 PM
11 times we've hit the woodwork now this season.
Good lad. Great strike. Great pass
January 7, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Good lad. Great strike. Great pass
The LiveFPL app is great except for the notifications everytime my red arrow gets worse. Could honestly do without that thanks
January 7, 2026 at 9:18 PM
The LiveFPL app is great except for the notifications everytime my red arrow gets worse. Could honestly do without that thanks
Reposted by Dave
Hahahahahaha
Now Amorim has gone the first thing Sky say ‘it’s not the system it’s the players’
Fuck off
Now Amorim has gone the first thing Sky say ‘it’s not the system it’s the players’
Fuck off
January 7, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Hahahahahaha
Now Amorim has gone the first thing Sky say ‘it’s not the system it’s the players’
Fuck off
Now Amorim has gone the first thing Sky say ‘it’s not the system it’s the players’
Fuck off
Tim Sherwood resoundly reaffirming his status as an absolute twat
January 7, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Tim Sherwood resoundly reaffirming his status as an absolute twat
So a goal inexplicably ruled out, two goal line clearances, a completely fluke own goal, and 4 saves from Dubravka.
Going to one of those nights.
Going to one of those nights.
January 7, 2026 at 9:07 PM
So a goal inexplicably ruled out, two goal line clearances, a completely fluke own goal, and 4 saves from Dubravka.
Going to one of those nights.
Going to one of those nights.