Bonobobananas
@bonobobananas.bsky.social
Golfer ⛳️, United 👹, MSK Clinical.
Welsh, British and European. 🏴🇬🇧🇪🇺🔴⚪️⚫️
Welsh, British and European. 🏴🇬🇧🇪🇺🔴⚪️⚫️
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Having to unfollow people who insist on screen grabbing and posting from Twitter the most horrible takes from the dregs of society. 🚮
In your face Wordle 😁
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December 4, 2025 at 12:03 AM
In your face Wordle 😁
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Snapshots you can hear 😁
December 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Snapshots you can hear 😁
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We can already see US "Christian" money going to anti-reproductive rights and anti-gay rights organisations. This is why, to use the vernacular, we shouldn't give them a fucking inch.
I mean, even if you do have Serious Concerns About Fairness In Women's Sports or whatever, I'd hope this would bother you. What if the next billionaire activist goes up against something that's important to you?
December 3, 2025 at 12:03 PM
We can already see US "Christian" money going to anti-reproductive rights and anti-gay rights organisations. This is why, to use the vernacular, we shouldn't give them a fucking inch.
Oosh. And good morning.
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December 3, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Oosh. And good morning.
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Doing a rewatch of The Office (US) starting from S2 as I never saw the last few series. It’s so so good.
a man in a suit and tie making a funny face
Alt: Michael Scott “that’s what she said”
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Doing a rewatch of The Office (US) starting from S2 as I never saw the last few series. It’s so so good.
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@bonobobananas.bsky.social has swears! They've used 1,037 profanities in their last 6,691 posts.
🥇 "fuck" (192 times)
🥈 "fucking" (172 times)
🥉 "shit" (118 times)
🥇 "fuck" (192 times)
🥈 "fucking" (172 times)
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December 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
@bonobobananas.bsky.social has swears! They've used 1,037 profanities in their last 6,691 posts.
🥇 "fuck" (192 times)
🥈 "fucking" (172 times)
🥉 "shit" (118 times)
🥇 "fuck" (192 times)
🥈 "fucking" (172 times)
🥉 "shit" (118 times)
December 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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December 2, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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December 1, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I believe in Father Christmas - Greg Lake - Ian Anderson
YouTube video by Greg Lake
youtu.be
December 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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![1
Nurse:
It’s become a real problem in this area
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Nurse:
We’ve seen the whole community lost to addiction
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Show a building sign posted:
Westminster ‘X’ Addiction Clinic
With various Westminster people or looking at their phones outside it
Nurse:
Ministers, Spads, Researchers…
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Nurse:
Most mornings we’ll get a call about someone acting strangely
[Nurse on phone taking a call]
Ok - we’ll be right over
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Nurse:
We just have a gentle chat
[Nurses approach a minister –Robert Jenrick? - standing in the Palace of Westminster
Minister:
I understand your concerns…
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Nurse:
Are you OK love?
Minister:
Yes I’m just hearing legitimate concerns from real voters
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Nurse:
That’s a robot, a Nazi and a poorly-disguised Russian
[Show that the people he is talking to are precisely these characters]
Nurse 2:
Give us your phone, love
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Nurse:
At the clinic we put them in a Grass-Touching Pod, with a real voter to talk to
[We see them back at the clinic, holding the minister's head and pushing him into a glass isolation booth with a grass floor. And it is a baffled looking woman, on a chair, ready to talk to him.]
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Minister:
YOU MUST BE WORRIED ABOUT THE COMING CIVIL WAR
[woman looks baffled]
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woman:
I just want a bus service
Minister:
LOOK AT MY FLAG
[produces a St George's flag]
[ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreicahofq6s4xow7vowj7dx6odw6ejdwr4kwcmzta7qwi4hg2nvywji@jpeg)
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
Liz Truss has had her hair coloured. Oh wait
1st of December delivers reminders of past Christmas memes on other social media platforms.
"I never truly feel the Christmas spirit until I see the 'Tony Blair being held back from attacking you in the pub' card."
"I never truly feel the Christmas spirit until I see the 'Tony Blair being held back from attacking you in the pub' card."
December 1, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Liz Truss has had her hair coloured. Oh wait
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Look at THIS absolute unit @themerl.bsky.social ... And I haven't even exaggerated his size to help sell stud rights!
November 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Look at THIS absolute unit @themerl.bsky.social ... And I haven't even exaggerated his size to help sell stud rights!
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December 1, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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Well here we are. The worst month of the year, November, is done. It’s downhill all the way to Spring now, days start to get longer in a few short weeks 😁
Meantime, strap in and have a cup of hot tea 🥳
Meantime, strap in and have a cup of hot tea 🥳
a cup of tea is being poured into a saucer with flowers on it
Alt: a cup of tea is being poured into a saucer with flowers on it
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Well here we are. The worst month of the year, November, is done. It’s downhill all the way to Spring now, days start to get longer in a few short weeks 😁
Meantime, strap in and have a cup of hot tea 🥳
Meantime, strap in and have a cup of hot tea 🥳
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Every year we make a free-to-download-and-print-off-yourself colouring-in Advent Calendar. This year’s heavily features Bigfoots. Please share!
Download it for free here… www.worldofmoose.com/pages/2025-b...
Download it for free here… www.worldofmoose.com/pages/2025-b...
November 29, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Every year we make a free-to-download-and-print-off-yourself colouring-in Advent Calendar. This year’s heavily features Bigfoots. Please share!
Download it for free here… www.worldofmoose.com/pages/2025-b...
Download it for free here… www.worldofmoose.com/pages/2025-b...
I’ve made these before, they are very very good.
I never really need an excuse to make my Black Pudding Meatballs – a deep love of mine – #RecipeOfTheDay, but since it does happen to be St Andrew’s Day, it felt like a particularly opportune moment! www.nigella.com/recipes/blac...
Black Pudding Meatballs
When I included these black pudding meatballs in Cook, Eat, Repeat, I thought they would be a niche choice, but I have been gratifyingly overwhelmed by the number of people who have made and loved the...
www.nigella.com
November 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I’ve made these before, they are very very good.
*That’s* how you defend against those corners.
Push players forwards and leave a vacated box for the keeper to have plenty of room.
Push players forwards and leave a vacated box for the keeper to have plenty of room.
November 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
*That’s* how you defend against those corners.
Push players forwards and leave a vacated box for the keeper to have plenty of room.
Push players forwards and leave a vacated box for the keeper to have plenty of room.
Why have they got that biased twat Alan Smith on commentary 🚮
November 30, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Why have they got that biased twat Alan Smith on commentary 🚮
Goes for the ball there and misses by a fraction. Yellow for me
November 30, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Goes for the ball there and misses by a fraction. Yellow for me
Come on Chelsea. Can’t stand you either but tbh anything to break the press circle jerk over Arsenal and Legohead would be just super.
A real smashing plus a nice sending off for Rice and Saka would be 💋👌🏻
A real smashing plus a nice sending off for Rice and Saka would be 💋👌🏻
November 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Come on Chelsea. Can’t stand you either but tbh anything to break the press circle jerk over Arsenal and Legohead would be just super.
A real smashing plus a nice sending off for Rice and Saka would be 💋👌🏻
A real smashing plus a nice sending off for Rice and Saka would be 💋👌🏻
He’s a bit shit. The fact he’s reached 150 games at United says all you need to know about United in the past 10 years. Thankfully he’s now one of the few remaining to be binned off.
🔴🇵🇹 Diogo Dalot has reached 150 games with Manchester United today. “I’m proud to be at this level for many years, in the best league in the world”. “I’ve been growing a lot, I’m so happu and proud to reach this milestone at Manchester United at 26 years old”.
November 30, 2025 at 4:39 PM
He’s a bit shit. The fact he’s reached 150 games at United says all you need to know about United in the past 10 years. Thankfully he’s now one of the few remaining to be binned off.
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Tech oligarchs have been scrambling for products to retain dominance since the plateau of the home computer and mobile phone. Today, they're forcing 'AI' garbage on us while pushing for mass surveillance and war products, even if they have to make the wars to service them. We can reject this future.
November 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Tech oligarchs have been scrambling for products to retain dominance since the plateau of the home computer and mobile phone. Today, they're forcing 'AI' garbage on us while pushing for mass surveillance and war products, even if they have to make the wars to service them. We can reject this future.