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Stanning laboratory sealing film and spreading the word of The Purp!
(no association with Bemis, Amcor, or the Swedish royal family)
(no association with Bemis, Amcor, or the Swedish royal family)
Parafilm is an excellent source of extra wax and plastic, if you aren't getting enough in your normal diet
September 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Parafilm is an excellent source of extra wax and plastic, if you aren't getting enough in your normal diet
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The best part about a giant Parafilm towel is that you can just stretch it to be as big as you need it to be.
The worst part is when someone tears it off unevenly from the box (...also it's useless for drying off).
#StolenFromTheInternet
The worst part is when someone tears it off unevenly from the box (...also it's useless for drying off).
#StolenFromTheInternet
September 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
The best part about a giant Parafilm towel is that you can just stretch it to be as big as you need it to be.
The worst part is when someone tears it off unevenly from the box (...also it's useless for drying off).
#StolenFromTheInternet
The worst part is when someone tears it off unevenly from the box (...also it's useless for drying off).
#StolenFromTheInternet
You leave for one (1) month(s) to deal with real life, and come back to people declaring their love to you
Instead of money and stability, I chose a few cents and Parafilm. Best decision of my life 💙 Love you Parafilm, thanks for literally holding my life together
September 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM
You leave for one (1) month(s) to deal with real life, and come back to people declaring their love to you
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Or you could scissors like a civilised person, who is not an asshole to to their labmates, and get a clean cut every time!
July 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Or you could scissors like a civilised person, who is not an asshole to to their labmates, and get a clean cut every time!
I mean, this would work on me
Introduced my beloved cat-human to the wonders of Parafilm today. The branded legit stuff, no annoying knock-off version for my Kitty. Cos I'm such a romantic. 😂🤣
July 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I mean, this would work on me
I missed it when it happened, but in May there was another entry in the long-running drawn out edit war on the Wiki page for Parafilm over if "edible" should be included in the description
en.m.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?...
en.m.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?...
Parafilm: Revision history - Wikipedia
en.m.wikipedia.org
July 21, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I missed it when it happened, but in May there was another entry in the long-running drawn out edit war on the Wiki page for Parafilm over if "edible" should be included in the description
en.m.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?...
en.m.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?...
I'm just saying, maybe we should try putting a box of Parafilm in charge of the US. It can't be any worse
July 18, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I'm just saying, maybe we should try putting a box of Parafilm in charge of the US. It can't be any worse
A box of Parafilm has the energy of a second gen normal-type Pokémon
July 17, 2025 at 9:23 AM
A box of Parafilm has the energy of a second gen normal-type Pokémon
Sexy sexy naked cardboard tube
We have run out of parafilm in my lab, no one could believe it. A new era begins. @parafilmm.bsky.social
July 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Sexy sexy naked cardboard tube
With enough Parafilm you can survive the crash caused by having your car full of Parafilm
July 14, 2025 at 10:08 PM
With enough Parafilm you can survive the crash caused by having your car full of Parafilm
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It's important to note that it's called lab cheese because it's in a laboratory, not because it is made from the milk of a labrador retriever
June 22, 2025 at 12:50 AM
It's important to note that it's called lab cheese because it's in a laboratory, not because it is made from the milk of a labrador retriever
One of my most deeply held beliefs is that beavers would really appreciate Parafilm. Like, if any animal is gonna like water-proof wrapping film, it's the one that builds dams.
July 9, 2025 at 11:18 AM
One of my most deeply held beliefs is that beavers would really appreciate Parafilm. Like, if any animal is gonna like water-proof wrapping film, it's the one that builds dams.
Oh my O-linked glycosylations, this is adorable!
Can't buy Parafilm? Make your own at home.
(It...doesn't seal nearly as well, I'm afraid)
(It...doesn't seal nearly as well, I'm afraid)
June 26, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Oh my O-linked glycosylations, this is adorable!
You know, it's really hard to make silly Parafilm jokes when one of the big science-doing countries has decided to just not anymore..
June 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
You know, it's really hard to make silly Parafilm jokes when one of the big science-doing countries has decided to just not anymore..
The thing about Parafilm is that it feels like a made up wacky product you would see in a movie
June 23, 2025 at 12:23 PM
The thing about Parafilm is that it feels like a made up wacky product you would see in a movie
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When she was just a girl, she expected clinical sealing film.
She dreamed of Para, Para, Parafilm every time she closed her eyes.
She dreamed of Para, Para, Parafilm every time she closed her eyes.
June 23, 2025 at 8:47 AM
When she was just a girl, she expected clinical sealing film.
She dreamed of Para, Para, Parafilm every time she closed her eyes.
She dreamed of Para, Para, Parafilm every time she closed her eyes.
It's important to note that it's called lab cheese because it's in a laboratory, not because it is made from the milk of a labrador retriever
June 22, 2025 at 12:50 AM
It's important to note that it's called lab cheese because it's in a laboratory, not because it is made from the milk of a labrador retriever
Congratulations! Enjoy your new cardboard tube and remember to bring it the next time Reviewer #2 gets too uppity
I can’t take credit for this alone, but still a special moment ✨
June 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Congratulations! Enjoy your new cardboard tube and remember to bring it the next time Reviewer #2 gets too uppity
Why the long film?
June 13, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Why the long film?
Hoy he vuelto a usar parafilm por primera vez en años y qué gustazo 🥹
June 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
You put the film on the plate and you wrap it all up
You put the film on the plate and you wrap it all up
You put the film on the plate and you wrap it all up
You put the film on the plate and you wrap it all up
You put the film on the plate and you wrap it all up
June 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
You put the film on the plate and you wrap it all up
You put the film on the plate and you wrap it all up
You put the film on the plate and you wrap it all up
You put the film on the plate and you wrap it all up
You put the film on the plate and you wrap it all up
Supplies for the next 4 generations
June 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Supplies for the next 4 generations
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Apparently referring to Parafilm as 'Erlenmeyer condoms' is considered "inappropriate" and "against company policy"
May 27, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Apparently referring to Parafilm as 'Erlenmeyer condoms' is considered "inappropriate" and "against company policy"
Eat, stretch, wrap
May 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Eat, stretch, wrap