Keir ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
@paralienate.bsky.social
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paralienate.bsky.social
Like how do they do that!!!!!
This is why i will defend fic writers as creatives/'real' writers with my LIFE
paralienate.bsky.social
begging for even a little tiny brief flashback. Give us just a crumb of a scene with that old man
😭
paralienate.bsky.social
Idk if im gunna make it through the next two hours at Big Job and then another 4 hours at Liquor Store i might actually die for real
paralienate.bsky.social
Sometimes a fic can make you so mentally ill by aligning so heavily with your weird longing and nostalgia for a different time/era of your life that happens to correlate with your interedmst in the subjects of the fic you want to chew on an electrical cable like a little rat just to feel something
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galacticidiots.bsky.social
It’s a different form of cuteness aggression called cuteness provocation. I’m so fond of you I have to piss you off a little.
paralienate.bsky.social
Ouughhh robwood
Its WWs first real kiss and its so much different than his 'practice' ones with the twins, Roberto's kisses are so overwhelming and demanding and WW makes the cutest sound when Roberto pushes his tongue into his mouth for the first time
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yllia.bsky.social
from eden

I was redrawing some Trimax panels when this happened, long Haired Knives is back! 👀 Reference panel in coments

#Trigun#トライガン
paralienate.bsky.social
boys kissing wet and messy 😌
paralienate.bsky.social
Right like .001% cash back?? Even my shitty credit card has a better rewards program than that. You are a grocery store doing worse than a LEECH
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alexwattsesq.bsky.social
Why are all the bad things "here to stay" and all the things I love up for constant debate until they're eroded out of life altogether?
danmcdaid.bsky.social
Blum too. At least find a new way to say "it's here to stay" jfc
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luchavee.bsky.social
Remember, F*ck anything to do with Harry Potter!

We need to return to #Animorphs
@KatherineApplegate says #TransRights matter and her books are FREE to read online with her permission!
paralienate.bsky.social
Ok enough crashing out about the state of the world.

Boys kissing.
paralienate.bsky.social
The fucking GREED man like hey we know youre a frequent customer who has spent over $1k here in the last ~8 months and we appreciate that! But best we can do is a dollar off :)

Like got to hell go straight to hell and also fuck you
paralienate.bsky.social
Telling myself im feeling better and im NOT going to crash out again today only to get an email from Grocery Store like use your points!!! You have 1,270!!!!
And surely that would be like $10 right??? Like surely spending $1,270 dollars would give me $10?
No.
$1.00
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berensreverie.bsky.social
The Hunter's Funeral Procession
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haitchkay.bsky.social
There's fucking yaoi art on a train by my house I'm fucking losing my mind, this rules so much
Anime styled graffiti art on a train car depicting a male demon looking seductively at another man while saying "That's a good boy", with the phrase "kiss yr homies goodnight" in the bottom left corner. 
Artist seems to be "Akira BPD"
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neongrey.bsky.social
all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.
paralienate.bsky.social
And not to schill for a politician, and i hope it goes without saying i dont support everything he's ever done, but its nice to have an IL politician making national news for opposing corruption for once instwad of being at the center of it
paralienate.bsky.social
Super proud of Chicago and the Chicagoland area for standing up to this shit and not letting these goons or the Broadview facility see a day of peace
paralienate.bsky.social
Lmao FUCK kristi noem and ICE

oh boo hoo businesses wont let them use their bathrooms for free or let let them loiter around to 'rest' from a hard day of harassing and beating on children and families :(
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paralienate.bsky.social
I lied i passed out on the couch after trimming newts nails instead lol
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akisgunsarchives.bsky.social
when they have their foreheads pressed together and just keep talking and talking and talking feels good? yeah? want it? can feel me there? deep in your guts? you just love it huh? yeah? and the other is just dumbly nodding and clinging to them to keep riding and get pounded into