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PARASITE

@paratasite.bsky.social

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Charger main! I love Eliter! 🏳️‍🌈, 🏳️‍⚧️masc Xe/Xey/He/They, Minor. Comp player for RITM and Peach ring Pirasea :D I commentate sometimes, wahooie

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PARASITE @paratasite.bsky.social · Aug 9

Beginning our voyage, peach ring pirasea gets 3rd in Squidfin Fireboard #19! After some major close upsets, we now have a full official roster!

PARASITE - Chargers !!
Gibbons - Bucket
Lynx - Dualies
Jaiden - Blasters
Tabra/Cranes - Frzn Pro

Ggs everyone!!1
#Splatoon3 #Compsplatoon #Competitive :3

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Splatoon Stronghold @splstrong.com · 9h

Signups for Season 5 of the Stronghold Beginner's Academy are now open!

Learn more or apply today at
www.splatoonstronghold.com/academy

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PARASITE @paratasite.bsky.social · 10h

I'm cooking something!!! yippee!!!!
#Compsplatoon

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PARASITE @paratasite.bsky.social · 11h

Also a very terrifying comp player to go against, get this guy on a team!!! pretty please!!! !!!!!

hyperbeam77.bsky.social @hyperbeam77.bsky.social · 3d

Looking to join a team!
DM hyperbeam77 on Discord if you have any questions :)
#compsplatoon

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Diam @diam.bsky.social · 3d

released a new splatoon 3 mod for splatoween season, reskinning some weapons! i hope you all enjoy :D

Two screenshots of Inkfish from Splatoon 3 holding a modded Splattershot Jr. and Range Blaster.

Two screenshots of Inkfish from Splatoon 3 holding a modded Nautilus Splatling and Dualie Squelchers.

An Octoling from Splatoon 3 holding a modded Tri-Slosher.

An Inkling from Splatoon 3 holding a modded Hydra Splatling.

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PARASITE @paratasite.bsky.social · 2d

Very scary backline..,., please get riv on a team !!1!!

riv @r1vster.bsky.social · 3d

looking for a team :3
dm on discord if you have any questions! (rivvey.)
#compsplatoon

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Pokechester !?!!🍉 @pokechester.bsky.social · 3d

Miscellaneous blaze doodles to calm the mind and ease the soul

Various sketchy doodles of Blaze with multiple expressions and poses

Blaze: “So… What happened to him?”

Silver: “Weirdly, nothing! The real deal actually sent me to deal with this guy!”

Blaze: “How strange… It really does look like a smaller sonic.”

Sonic.EXE: “Blah blah blah blah blah… Can we cut the chatter and get this moving or what?”

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PARASITE @paratasite.bsky.social · 3d

So true tomu, clock them all.
/silly

PARASITE @paratasite.bsky.social · 3d

I finished ! Took around 2 hours but i drew @peachringpirasea.bsky.social :3, love my team.

#Splatoon #Competitive #Compsplatoon #Art

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PARASITE @paratasite.bsky.social · 4d

Oh peak ty!

PARASITE @paratasite.bsky.social · 4d

I've been busy... :3
(I will not disclose what it is until it's finished, colon three)
#Splatoon #Art

PARASITE @paratasite.bsky.social · 5d

Lowkey want to post some of my good charger games on youtube but I don't have a capcha card 🥀🥀🥀🥀

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PARASITE @paratasite.bsky.social · 7d

i just realised I dont think I ever mentioned I'm now the backline for Rest In the Milkyway aswell.

NO I DIDN'T LEAVE PEACH RING PIRASEA I LOVE THOSE GOOBERS QND THE TEAM!!

I just play for two teams now, even if one is NA and I'm EU.. hehehqhahwhehdkns

#compsplatoon :3

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PARASITE @paratasite.bsky.social · 8d

"I'm not eating!" I say as I sneak a bowl of chicken and rice to eat for dinner because the only other thing I'd had for dinner was a sad little cheese sandwich

PARASITE @paratasite.bsky.social · 10d

Did a scrim with prp yesterday, beginning was rocky but after the 3rd game we found our footing and didn't drop a game after that. I'm proud ! :D we still have our fair share of ways to go but I'm happy with how everything went!

PARASITE @paratasite.bsky.social · 11d

Electro swing is a very fun genre in music :3

PARASITE @paratasite.bsky.social · 15d

BULLY

PARASITE @paratasite.bsky.social · 18d

I probably should've written and posted this on my alt, but this is also just a place where I just talk. I want to let it out, so I'm going to. I want a memorial place for her on my page.

this dog grew up with me since i was around 4-3. I'm 16. I've grown up with her as she has with me. I miss her.

PARASITE @paratasite.bsky.social · 18d

You were the goodest girl anyone could've asked for.
I'm so sorry I couldn't say goodbye, that you died alone and I had to be the first to see you.I already miss you so much. I've almost cried for hours knowing that you're gone. But you're in a better place now, it's okay. I love you, Rosie. :(

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PARASITE @paratasite.bsky.social · 19d

Hardly got any sleep last night.. but its FINEE I love uncle samsonite so here's some doodles of my accidental all nighter to which i did nothing but draw for like 6 hours straight

(BRO I FORGOT TO TAKE PICTURES OF LIKE.. ANY SCRUNCHY CHUNKS DRAWINGS :( )

#doodles #drawing :3

PARASITE @paratasite.bsky.social · 21d

Superjump was a really fun learning experience for me, and I enjoyed participating!! ^w^ I had lots of fun playing higher leveled teams than ne and i feel like i can learn sm from these games. Ty to the TOs for making superjump happen! :D I had lots of fun.

#Splatoon #Competitive #Compsplatoon :3

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PARASITE @paratasite.bsky.social · 22d

Jesus christ i feel so surprised knowing that I now have a major(ish.???) (I mean ftiu is significant)div 7 win in my comp journey is insane. To think i wouldn't be where I am now without my sba s1 application being accepted.., actually insane to see the progress I've made these past few months

PARASITE @paratasite.bsky.social · 22d

good job bro

PARASITE @paratasite.bsky.social · 22d

wahoo!

CJAstrαl.spl @cjastral.bsky.social · 22d

Corner store FINALLY WON FAIR 8(6)7
@cjastral.bsky.social "Sword 🤤"
@paratasite.bsky.social "I'm going to stick the charger where the sun don't shine"
@cherryheart09.bsky.social "We fucking won it"
@visoro.bsky.social "I love murder yayy"
@zhzaza.bsky.social "😼"

PARASITE @paratasite.bsky.social · 22d

The corner store won FTIU #87! :D I am very happy, yippee!!!

Me!!! - Liter
Dislike - Brella
Cj - Stampers
Cherry - Cooler (Hedit and rapid)
Zh - Carbon

Ggs!!! Im slowly becoming div 7 banned!!! wahoo!!!!
#Splatoon3 #Competitive
#Compsplatoon :3

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PARASITE @paratasite.bsky.social · 27d

Why the fuck are people like this