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hey can someone confirm or deny whether or not someone you invite to bluesky can find you that way? can they look up your username somehow? this is important plz help 😭
June 14, 2023 at 3:48 PM
geography pop quiz time! what's this country? 📍🗺️
June 13, 2023 at 2:09 PM
in Maryland there's only one gender and that gender is crab
June 13, 2023 at 12:33 PM
good morning bluesky
June 12, 2023 at 1:33 PM
what an exciting time to have literally just started a new job in regulatory compliance engineering for crypto 🔥
June 11, 2023 at 6:30 PM
sometimes when I take my wedding ring off to wash my hands, I forget which hand it's supposed to go on when I go to put it back on
June 9, 2023 at 7:25 PM
you just death glare until they go away
June 9, 2023 at 6:36 PM
June 9, 2023 at 1:33 PM
good morning bluesky
June 9, 2023 at 1:24 PM
help I want a bridge piercing so bad
June 8, 2023 at 11:33 PM
why is it a trend nowadays to do nose contour that just makes your nose look dirty af. like you just snorted a line of literal dirt. what is going on.
June 8, 2023 at 11:09 PM
oh hm I don't think I showed off my new tattoo here did I? so here it is
June 8, 2023 at 10:40 PM
being forced to read and write Ruby and JS against my will (thankfully only temporarily)
June 8, 2023 at 7:33 PM
June 8, 2023 at 7:26 PM
becoming more and more of a misanthrope as time goes on
June 8, 2023 at 7:24 PM
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June 7, 2023 at 12:08 AM
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which is amazing because. like yeah, the whole world has a nazi problem. nazis are a problem. but if you go to a bar and everybody there is constantly talking about "Which one of you is a Nazi? Why isn't the bartender doing anything about these Nazis" You might think the problem is worse than it is
June 6, 2023 at 3:45 PM
added a new fear to my list: the plane I'm in depressurizing and everyone aboard losing consciousness as it flies into restricted airspace and gets chased down by F-16's going supersonic and then crashes into the side of a mountain killing everyone
June 6, 2023 at 3:25 PM
sometimes we're just being cringey millennials and genuinely laughing in a non-heated discussion

... idk which option is worse
June 6, 2023 at 3:19 PM
in a different life I'd be a roller derby girl
June 6, 2023 at 3:17 PM
so do you think the ✨ p(doom) ✨ EA people are going to be even remotely embarrassed when rogue AI hasn't ended the world in 20 years, or do you think they'll post-hoc rationalize it just like every other doomsday cult has since the beginning of time?
June 6, 2023 at 1:56 PM
straight people stop plastering "love wins" all over everything challenge (difficulty: impossible)
June 5, 2023 at 1:30 PM
interacting with people who have pathological demand avoidance ©®™ is so tedious and annoying. much like the paranoid or the overly rejection sensitive, they're hearing things that simply are not there and then making it your problem... sigh
June 4, 2023 at 6:39 PM
it's time to de-normalize situationships 💖
June 4, 2023 at 12:02 AM