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What’s the German word for I just paid off my credit card so now I want to buy all the things
March 19, 2025 at 6:46 PM
What’s the German word for I just paid off my credit card so now I want to buy all the things
My book just called a character “handsome in a bland way….the saltines and tomato soup of men” and….I love it.
March 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
My book just called a character “handsome in a bland way….the saltines and tomato soup of men” and….I love it.
First in a continuing series called Books I Can’t Stop Thinking About: The God of the Woods by Liz Moore. Yes, it’s a mystery about a child disappearing from camp but is also about class divisions, roles of women, mother-daughter relationships and even first love. Read it so we can talk about it!
March 6, 2025 at 4:08 AM
First in a continuing series called Books I Can’t Stop Thinking About: The God of the Woods by Liz Moore. Yes, it’s a mystery about a child disappearing from camp but is also about class divisions, roles of women, mother-daughter relationships and even first love. Read it so we can talk about it!
Do you have nothing to wear? Yet is your closet crammed full of clothes? And you get annoyed trying to differentiate your six pairs of blanks pants? If so, you might be me.
March 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Do you have nothing to wear? Yet is your closet crammed full of clothes? And you get annoyed trying to differentiate your six pairs of blanks pants? If so, you might be me.
I was watching an early season of Great British Bake-Off and multiple bakers greased their angel food cake pans and, gentle reader, I YELLED.
March 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I was watching an early season of Great British Bake-Off and multiple bakers greased their angel food cake pans and, gentle reader, I YELLED.
Reposted
They Still Live.
#AllOutOfBubblegum
#AllOutOfBubblegum
February 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
They Still Live.
#AllOutOfBubblegum
#AllOutOfBubblegum
I’m still angry about politics but I need to reduce my rage so instead….BOOKS! And, notably, I did not have on my books bingo card reading two Chuck Tingle books this year and thoroughly enjoying them both.
Both are smart LBGTQIA+ horror that delightfully subvert the tropes.
Both are smart LBGTQIA+ horror that delightfully subvert the tropes.
March 2, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I’m still angry about politics but I need to reduce my rage so instead….BOOKS! And, notably, I did not have on my books bingo card reading two Chuck Tingle books this year and thoroughly enjoying them both.
Both are smart LBGTQIA+ horror that delightfully subvert the tropes.
Both are smart LBGTQIA+ horror that delightfully subvert the tropes.
On a radio ad, PeePee referred to Mark Carney as Carbon Tax Carney. Carney says he’ll repeal the carbon tax so even the DT-like attempt at bad nicknames failed, which is hilarious.
#CanPoli
#CanPoli
February 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
On a radio ad, PeePee referred to Mark Carney as Carbon Tax Carney. Carney says he’ll repeal the carbon tax so even the DT-like attempt at bad nicknames failed, which is hilarious.
#CanPoli
#CanPoli
Everyone in Ontario who didn’t vote should be forced to donate their $200 Ford bribery cheques to schools and hospitals.
February 28, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Everyone in Ontario who didn’t vote should be forced to donate their $200 Ford bribery cheques to schools and hospitals.
😡😡😡
BREAKING: Ontario has lost the 2025 provincial election
February 28, 2025 at 3:13 AM
😡😡😡
As much as I dislike the idea of having a two-party system I don’t know what else to do.
Though I also think first-past-the-post needs to go.
Though I also think first-past-the-post needs to go.
Time for the NDP/Liberals/Greens to merge. Enough of this bullshit PC 'majority'.
February 28, 2025 at 3:11 AM
As much as I dislike the idea of having a two-party system I don’t know what else to do.
Though I also think first-past-the-post needs to go.
Though I also think first-past-the-post needs to go.
Four more years of Doug Ford. I am so mad at Ontario right now. Here’s hoping I keep my job and my husband keeps his healthcare.
#dougfordsucks
#dougfordsucks
February 28, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Four more years of Doug Ford. I am so mad at Ontario right now. Here’s hoping I keep my job and my husband keeps his healthcare.
#dougfordsucks
#dougfordsucks
I saw my first Cybertruck in the wild today and it was just as ridiculous as I thought it would be.
February 24, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I saw my first Cybertruck in the wild today and it was just as ridiculous as I thought it would be.
Baking and caking
February 20, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Baking and caking
I’m 5’7”. This is the snowbank at the end of our driveway.
February 17, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I’m 5’7”. This is the snowbank at the end of our driveway.
My plan to be healthy for the long weekend didn’t pan out so I’m going to lean into it and just nap more.
February 16, 2025 at 7:10 PM
My plan to be healthy for the long weekend didn’t pan out so I’m going to lean into it and just nap more.
A Charlie’s Angels reboot only with Cobie Smulders, Kathryn Hahn and Melanie Lynskey.
February 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
A Charlie’s Angels reboot only with Cobie Smulders, Kathryn Hahn and Melanie Lynskey.
It is way too early in the year to already be this exhausted by the year.
February 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
It is way too early in the year to already be this exhausted by the year.
Well this just made my day
A historic Black church in D.C. that was vandalized by members of the extremist Proud Boys in 2020 has secured the group’s naming rights, allowing the institution to seek proceeds from sales of the organization’s merchandise and membership dues.
Black D.C. church vandalized by Proud Boys awarded control of group’s name
The ruling effectively prohibits Proud Boys chapters from legally using their own name or typical symbols without the permission of the Metropolitan AME Church.
wapo.st
February 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Well this just made my day
Putting the tip of my tongue between my front teeth to prevent clenching my jaw and instead slowly chomping down on my tongue.
January 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Putting the tip of my tongue between my front teeth to prevent clenching my jaw and instead slowly chomping down on my tongue.
My favourite thing about booking a vacation is immediately getting ads for other hotels in that city in case I need several places to stay
January 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
My favourite thing about booking a vacation is immediately getting ads for other hotels in that city in case I need several places to stay
“I forgot how much I like watching real people act seriously with puppets.”
- my husband, watching the Muppets
I love this man
- my husband, watching the Muppets
I love this man
December 29, 2024 at 1:53 AM
“I forgot how much I like watching real people act seriously with puppets.”
- my husband, watching the Muppets
I love this man
- my husband, watching the Muppets
I love this man
December 28, 2024 at 5:13 AM
Pro tip: when family over the holidays get to be TOO MUCH, go for a drive and scream-sing along to Billy Talent. I recommend Rusted From the Rain, The River Below and Fallen Leaves.
December 24, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Pro tip: when family over the holidays get to be TOO MUCH, go for a drive and scream-sing along to Billy Talent. I recommend Rusted From the Rain, The River Below and Fallen Leaves.
2 naps, 1 day
December 22, 2024 at 10:50 PM
2 naps, 1 day