Ivy Burns
parsnips16.bsky.social
Ivy Burns
@parsnips16.bsky.social
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i don’t owe you femininity ! ! ! i owe you $20 for the eighth you fronted me, and i swear i’ll have it by friday 😵‍💫🤧‼️
my reels algo is 50% motorcycles POV running from the cops and 50% MLP yuri
coming home from exhausting 9-5 to also do all the house chores while my wife shows me the beat she made in fl studio
hooking up with a drummer on some “am i rushing or dragging?”
welcome back, mf doom
driving in my truck right after a beer hey that bump is shaped like a deer dui? how about you die? i'll go 100 miles an hour little do you know i filled up on gas imma get your fountain-making ass pulverize this fuck with my Bergentrück it seems you're out of luck. truck! beer is on the seat blood i
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your white boyfriend is a bad inefficient engineer
i always let the egg come first
pleaing “death of the author” when questions about last nights drunk texts
flying home to show my middle school bullies what a REAL fag looks like
shit too late, just imagine a biblically accurate angel with pasties on all of its eyes
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Big fan of these types of images
this the type shit i wanna hear jon stewart reading out on the daily show
the difference between your freak and my freak is that i can still cum from kissy missionary
im at ur girls crib doin poppers
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robotgirl orgy call that networking
the moment i pay attention to the mariners is the moment they go on a loss streak. schrödingers win%
at least here you can go D1, they’re vocally against that irl
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white tboy in my hinge likes look like prezoh 🤤
blocking the whole ass intersection doing donuts in front of a waymo
it’s really nice how walmart lets you sleep in their parking lot. i’ll thank them by shoplifting from target :>
*buying carbon credits with the money i made stealing catalytic converters*
i need an evil boy to clicker train me
that’s how they want you to feel. stack bodies on the sword til the tip can’t come through
i would eat the rice raw for 5 words of affirmation
i breathe sawdust. i eat plywood. i gargle with salt water and spit out wood glue. be the wheel. be at peace
some days i want to get my eyeliner tattooed. other days i want to drive through iowa without be lynched. it’s give and take i guess