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baz @whiteboymontreal.bsky.social · Jan 5

next gen of pokemon will have a wendy’s tie-in called 4for4eon. to get it you have to evolve an eevee with a baconator

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baz @whiteboymontreal.bsky.social · 4d

nobody fucks with my meticulously crafted werner herzog impression. ive had enough of Woke

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 4d

i don't think that shohei ohtani is a good baseball player

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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 5d

16 Oct 2025

Two mice sit on a couch, one holding a drink. They look out of their mouse hole at Heathcliff, whose comparatively huge mouth is open and roaring at them. One of the mice says "A roaring fire would be more romantic."

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baz @whiteboymontreal.bsky.social · 8d

if you’re muslim and a puppygirl you go to super heaven

baz @whiteboymontreal.bsky.social · 20d

playing the new geese album around the hoes and Getting Killed

baz @whiteboymontreal.bsky.social · 20d

god i need this

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 21d

01 Oct 2025

Heathcliff, wearing his robe and wizard hat, levitates a math textbook, piece of paper, and pencil around in the air with his magic wand before a delighted Iggy. Grandpa Nutmeg, looking sternly up from his newspaper in the adjoining living room, says "He better not be doing your homework."

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Larry Birdwatcher @trashtakes.bsky.social · 23d

edward forty hands ass game ends fittingly

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baz @whiteboymontreal.bsky.social · 26d

she freak on my little horse until i’m feeble

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prezoh @prezoh.bsky.social · 28d

i fuckiong suckkkk at chess i need tylenol so bad

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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 29d

23 Sep 2025

Heathcliff walks out of the town hall carrying a briefcase and an armful of blueprints, a sour expression on his face. Two dog catchers talk next to him, and one of them says "They rejected his gargoyles on the dog pound."

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28d

i think that people should watch late night talk shows instead of reading books

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · Sep 21

YOUNGHOE KOO SENDS HIS REGRETS

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baz @whiteboymontreal.bsky.social · Sep 21

jones cheap ass oil change and vasectomy clinic

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prezoh @prezoh.bsky.social · Sep 19

oh, some of (us) BEEN laden, like. 🔥

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baz @whiteboymontreal.bsky.social · Sep 17

very white actually. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_A...

James Avery (American colonist) - Wikipedia

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baz @whiteboymontreal.bsky.social · Sep 16

only ate a couple slices of watermelon and now my fruit bat girlfriend is calling me a foreigner

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baz @whiteboymontreal.bsky.social · Sep 16

only made two cups of rice in the rice cooker and now my chinese girlfriend is calling me a foreigner

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baz @whiteboymontreal.bsky.social · Sep 9

“stupid stupid folk music”

baz @whiteboymontreal.bsky.social · Sep 8

laid up in bed next to the homeboy ripping 20 farts a night

baz @whiteboymontreal.bsky.social · Sep 7

i’m tryna get that airfryer pussy

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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · Sep 6

06 Sep 2025

Heathcliff sits next to a sign that reads "Beware of bro". A man walking his dog paused in front of him and says "That bothers me."

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baz @whiteboymontreal.bsky.social · Sep 6

white people be like “in wakanda they-“ brother name 4 african countries

baz @whiteboymontreal.bsky.social · Sep 6

white people be like “here are my unsolicited mac and cheese opinions”

baz @whiteboymontreal.bsky.social · Sep 2

i’m receiving parcels from foreign couriers you’ve never heard of

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baz @whiteboymontreal.bsky.social · Aug 30

it’s actually entirely jack antonoff’s fault #governmentmandatedpopcountry

baz @whiteboymontreal.bsky.social · Aug 29

new sabrina carpenter album isn’t horny enough for that damn cover