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next gen of pokemon will have a wendy’s tie-in called 4for4eon. to get it you have to evolve an eevee with a baconator
nobody fucks with my meticulously crafted werner herzog impression. ive had enough of Woke
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i don't think that shohei ohtani is a good baseball player
if you’re muslim and a puppygirl you go to super heaven
playing the new geese album around the hoes and Getting Killed
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edward forty hands ass game ends fittingly
she freak on my little horse until i’m feeble
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i fuckiong suckkkk at chess i need tylenol so bad
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i think that people should watch late night talk shows instead of reading books
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YOUNGHOE KOO SENDS HIS REGRETS
jones cheap ass oil change and vasectomy clinic
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oh, some of (us) BEEN laden, like. 🔥
only ate a couple slices of watermelon and now my fruit bat girlfriend is calling me a foreigner
only made two cups of rice in the rice cooker and now my chinese girlfriend is calling me a foreigner
“stupid stupid folk music”
laid up in bed next to the homeboy ripping 20 farts a night
i’m tryna get that airfryer pussy
white people be like “in wakanda they-“ brother name 4 african countries
white people be like “here are my unsolicited mac and cheese opinions”
i’m receiving parcels from foreign couriers you’ve never heard of
it’s actually entirely jack antonoff’s fault #governmentmandatedpopcountry
new sabrina carpenter album isn’t horny enough for that damn cover