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@partyvance.bsky.social
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the original party animal: Crushing dance floors, devouring buffets, and owning the night. 🎉🍔🥂 #FIESTAbeast. gogogogogo USA USA! my best friend is named donald. DIETS ARE LITERALLY VIOLENCE. #bodypositive
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 14h
the answer to your question is: "Great Again".
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 14h
Scottish WILDCAT!
slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social Slurmsadako MacKenzie @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 1d
AWS is down, post Scottish Wildcats
A Scottish Wildcat, a tabby patterned wild cat looking angry in a field of Heather. A Scottish Wildcat, an angry looking wild cat with a tabby pattern hiding behind a tree. A Scottish Wildcat, an angry looking cat with a tabby pattern skulking behind some rocks. A Scottish Wildcat, an angry wild cat with a tabby pattern staring up furiously with a dusting of snow.
partyvance.bsky.social
partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 14h
she looks like she loves dick
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 15h
lol pretty sure I've been shadow banned lmao 🤣😂
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 15h
no. no, we don't need that...
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 15h
rly surprised VA is in play. sears crushed spamburger during the debates and Jones is the gift that keeps on giving. it would be wild if va flips red for all 3 major races.
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 15h
nah.
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 15h
antifa is trash. they are neither patriotic nor proud Americans.
they have fought in zero world wars and did not defeat facism.
partyvance.bsky.social
partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 15h
#thingsthatwillneverhappen
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 15h
probably will be. Dems won't be retaking federal power for a loooooong time
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 15h
was this you, asshole? did you do this?
go suck a fat one
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 1d
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bring on the headless horses @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 21h
just spent ten minutes trying to open a single string cheese. this involved a scissor and a razor blade. no, i am not high
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partyvance.bsky.social
partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 16h
Obamacare is an abomination that fkd everyone on both sides of the political aisle.
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 16h
the kkk is one of many democrat organizations that need to be shut down.
partyvance.bsky.social
partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 16h
take it easy with the fat shaming. it's literally violence
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 16h
she better be careful, the precedent for 'arresting grandmas' has already been set by the democrats
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 16h
Cuomo killed my grandma.
mamdani is Shiite too.
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 16h
da fuq??
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Alex @mralexvalencia.bsky.social · 1d
Burritos are a lesson in gainerism, even if you’re not a traditional gainer
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partyvance.bsky.social
partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 16h
#thingsthatdonthappen
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partyvance.bsky.social
partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 16h
Ruth says "hey" 👋
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 17h
good luck president trump!
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partyvance @partyvance.bsky.social · 17h
careful... that ink is toxic!
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A.D.🍀🦩 @adwills.bsky.social · 18h
Haven't eaten today, but now I'm devouring lasagne and half a loaf of garlic bread, and suddenly, I'm seeing sunshine and rainbows and unicorns out my window
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