Patchouli Bard
@patchoulibard.bsky.social
| songwriter, artist, indie dev, streamer | they/them | aroace | icon: Sad_Sabbia (@4bec on tumblr) | banner: @fuzzytrashbird | 24 |
https://youtube.com/@PatchouliBard
https://linktr.ee/patchoulibard
❌ No reposting/using my art NO N:F:T/A:I ❌
https://youtube.com/@PatchouliBard
https://linktr.ee/patchoulibard
❌ No reposting/using my art NO N:F:T/A:I ❌
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Okay, thankfully, they dealt with the video report way quicker than I thought.
I still can't get into the channel, but they removed the video. Hopefully they won't touch anything else on my channel, so it can still serve as an archive, but it does suck that I've lost access.
I still can't get into the channel, but they removed the video. Hopefully they won't touch anything else on my channel, so it can still serve as an archive, but it does suck that I've lost access.
Update; please just report my old channel.
Go to the channel, click "more" on the channel description, scroll down, and report for spam. Write that it's hacked.
I'd rather it be gone than have it be used to spread a virus. I've archived everything as best as I can.
Link to report below.
Go to the channel, click "more" on the channel description, scroll down, and report for spam. Write that it's hacked.
I'd rather it be gone than have it be used to spread a virus. I've archived everything as best as I can.
Link to report below.
what the fuck is kodaka putting in the water to make these yaoi ships bro. they can't keep getting away with this
January 22, 2026 at 11:48 AM
what the fuck is kodaka putting in the water to make these yaoi ships bro. they can't keep getting away with this
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BORN TO FUJO. DAY IS A FUCK. 鬼神 Yaoi Em All 1989 I am trans man 410,757,864,530 DEAD HACKERS
January 17, 2026 at 3:42 AM
BORN TO FUJO. DAY IS A FUCK. 鬼神 Yaoi Em All 1989 I am trans man 410,757,864,530 DEAD HACKERS
bro this homoanime sure is something anyone else feel kinda funny
anyways I've been charmed by Takumi's tired bisexual ADHD swag. his hair is absolutely ridiculous to try and draw though. so he lost half his ahoge in the war
#rkgk #hndr_fa #hndr #100line #thllda #hundredline
anyways I've been charmed by Takumi's tired bisexual ADHD swag. his hair is absolutely ridiculous to try and draw though. so he lost half his ahoge in the war
#rkgk #hndr_fa #hndr #100line #thllda #hundredline
January 20, 2026 at 2:22 AM
if you see my art style start looking a bit more like 100line NO YOU DON'T
January 20, 2026 at 12:19 AM
if you see my art style start looking a bit more like 100line NO YOU DON'T
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Update; please just report my old channel.
Go to the channel, click "more" on the channel description, scroll down, and report for spam. Write that it's hacked.
I'd rather it be gone than have it be used to spread a virus. I've archived everything as best as I can.
Link to report below.
Go to the channel, click "more" on the channel description, scroll down, and report for spam. Write that it's hacked.
I'd rather it be gone than have it be used to spread a virus. I've archived everything as best as I can.
Link to report below.
Okay, thankfully, they dealt with the video report way quicker than I thought.
I still can't get into the channel, but they removed the video. Hopefully they won't touch anything else on my channel, so it can still serve as an archive, but it does suck that I've lost access.
I still can't get into the channel, but they removed the video. Hopefully they won't touch anything else on my channel, so it can still serve as an archive, but it does suck that I've lost access.
January 18, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Update; please just report my old channel.
Go to the channel, click "more" on the channel description, scroll down, and report for spam. Write that it's hacked.
I'd rather it be gone than have it be used to spread a virus. I've archived everything as best as I can.
Link to report below.
Go to the channel, click "more" on the channel description, scroll down, and report for spam. Write that it's hacked.
I'd rather it be gone than have it be used to spread a virus. I've archived everything as best as I can.
Link to report below.
Update; please just report my old channel.
Go to the channel, click "more" on the channel description, scroll down, and report for spam. Write that it's hacked.
I'd rather it be gone than have it be used to spread a virus. I've archived everything as best as I can.
Link to report below.
Go to the channel, click "more" on the channel description, scroll down, and report for spam. Write that it's hacked.
I'd rather it be gone than have it be used to spread a virus. I've archived everything as best as I can.
Link to report below.
Okay, thankfully, they dealt with the video report way quicker than I thought.
I still can't get into the channel, but they removed the video. Hopefully they won't touch anything else on my channel, so it can still serve as an archive, but it does suck that I've lost access.
I still can't get into the channel, but they removed the video. Hopefully they won't touch anything else on my channel, so it can still serve as an archive, but it does suck that I've lost access.
January 18, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Update; please just report my old channel.
Go to the channel, click "more" on the channel description, scroll down, and report for spam. Write that it's hacked.
I'd rather it be gone than have it be used to spread a virus. I've archived everything as best as I can.
Link to report below.
Go to the channel, click "more" on the channel description, scroll down, and report for spam. Write that it's hacked.
I'd rather it be gone than have it be used to spread a virus. I've archived everything as best as I can.
Link to report below.
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seeing my friend typing something to me on discord and then saying "yes [name]?" before they even send the message like i'm a villain swirling a glass of wine in front of a fireplace and know they're there before i even turn around
January 17, 2026 at 5:35 AM
seeing my friend typing something to me on discord and then saying "yes [name]?" before they even send the message like i'm a villain swirling a glass of wine in front of a fireplace and know they're there before i even turn around
BORN TO FUJO. DAY IS A FUCK. 鬼神 Yaoi Em All 1989 I am trans man 410,757,864,530 DEAD HACKERS
January 17, 2026 at 3:42 AM
BORN TO FUJO. DAY IS A FUCK. 鬼神 Yaoi Em All 1989 I am trans man 410,757,864,530 DEAD HACKERS
Okay, thankfully, they dealt with the video report way quicker than I thought.
I still can't get into the channel, but they removed the video. Hopefully they won't touch anything else on my channel, so it can still serve as an archive, but it does suck that I've lost access.
I still can't get into the channel, but they removed the video. Hopefully they won't touch anything else on my channel, so it can still serve as an archive, but it does suck that I've lost access.
January 16, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Okay, thankfully, they dealt with the video report way quicker than I thought.
I still can't get into the channel, but they removed the video. Hopefully they won't touch anything else on my channel, so it can still serve as an archive, but it does suck that I've lost access.
I still can't get into the channel, but they removed the video. Hopefully they won't touch anything else on my channel, so it can still serve as an archive, but it does suck that I've lost access.
Just a heads up, my old channel, Dreary Prince, was hacked. They're posting videos with malicious viruses linked.
DO NOT ENGAGE. THAT IS NOT ME POSTING. IT IS A VIRUS.
Please do not get 10,000 virus and die. Thank you.
DO NOT ENGAGE. THAT IS NOT ME POSTING. IT IS A VIRUS.
Please do not get 10,000 virus and die. Thank you.
January 16, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Just a heads up, my old channel, Dreary Prince, was hacked. They're posting videos with malicious viruses linked.
DO NOT ENGAGE. THAT IS NOT ME POSTING. IT IS A VIRUS.
Please do not get 10,000 virus and die. Thank you.
DO NOT ENGAGE. THAT IS NOT ME POSTING. IT IS A VIRUS.
Please do not get 10,000 virus and die. Thank you.
sometimes being obsessed with The Thing™ is the only thing that can get you through life ong
January 16, 2026 at 8:20 PM
sometimes being obsessed with The Thing™ is the only thing that can get you through life ong
im trying to keep my socials alive but all i can think about is MEN KISSING.
January 16, 2026 at 3:04 AM
im trying to keep my socials alive but all i can think about is MEN KISSING.
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Please remember that if you’re too sick to protest, boycott or get engaged in the resistance… it’s ok.
Everyone contributes in their own way.
Many disabled people can’t be boots on the ground but want to help any way they can.
Make events inclusive. Focus on accessibility.
Don’t leave us behind
Everyone contributes in their own way.
Many disabled people can’t be boots on the ground but want to help any way they can.
Make events inclusive. Focus on accessibility.
Don’t leave us behind
January 16, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Please remember that if you’re too sick to protest, boycott or get engaged in the resistance… it’s ok.
Everyone contributes in their own way.
Many disabled people can’t be boots on the ground but want to help any way they can.
Make events inclusive. Focus on accessibility.
Don’t leave us behind
Everyone contributes in their own way.
Many disabled people can’t be boots on the ground but want to help any way they can.
Make events inclusive. Focus on accessibility.
Don’t leave us behind
never underestimate the power of a fujoshi's love for fictional men kissing. could run a country off that shit
January 16, 2026 at 2:42 AM
never underestimate the power of a fujoshi's love for fictional men kissing. could run a country off that shit
you HAVE to keep writing fun! write what you want! put those men into situations together!!!!!!!!
January 15, 2026 at 11:54 PM
you HAVE to keep writing fun! write what you want! put those men into situations together!!!!!!!!
my new years resolution is to fujo the fuck out
January 14, 2026 at 4:53 AM
my new years resolution is to fujo the fuck out
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my artist advice is to fujo the fuck out
January 13, 2026 at 5:59 AM
my artist advice is to fujo the fuck out
mistyping "where" as "wheee" is so funny it's like I'm being pushed on the swings mid-sentence
January 13, 2026 at 7:09 AM
mistyping "where" as "wheee" is so funny it's like I'm being pushed on the swings mid-sentence
with there was like. reporting but for the opposite reasons. like no im here to report that this person is Fucking Based. likes alone are not strong enough to convey this
January 12, 2026 at 9:49 PM
with there was like. reporting but for the opposite reasons. like no im here to report that this person is Fucking Based. likes alone are not strong enough to convey this
we need more tall uke short seme and im here to make the change i want to see in the world
January 9, 2026 at 10:54 PM
we need more tall uke short seme and im here to make the change i want to see in the world
save me hyperfixation. please. hyperfixation save me
January 9, 2026 at 10:47 PM
save me hyperfixation. please. hyperfixation save me
2026 is off to a bad start but yaoi can save me.
January 7, 2026 at 6:38 PM
2026 is off to a bad start but yaoi can save me.
So I got a little hacked.
I've managed to secure most of my stuff as best I can, but there are things I'm locked out of, like my old channels which have most of the older archived songs.
I'm still working on it and the big archive still exists, but be wary if those old accounts post. It's not me.
I've managed to secure most of my stuff as best I can, but there are things I'm locked out of, like my old channels which have most of the older archived songs.
I'm still working on it and the big archive still exists, but be wary if those old accounts post. It's not me.
January 7, 2026 at 12:10 AM
So I got a little hacked.
I've managed to secure most of my stuff as best I can, but there are things I'm locked out of, like my old channels which have most of the older archived songs.
I'm still working on it and the big archive still exists, but be wary if those old accounts post. It's not me.
I've managed to secure most of my stuff as best I can, but there are things I'm locked out of, like my old channels which have most of the older archived songs.
I'm still working on it and the big archive still exists, but be wary if those old accounts post. It's not me.