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Patrick Knight 🏰🗡️
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Fan of: Scotch, weird loud music and my chaos crew.

I do product things at GitHub (🐙🐈‍⬛)from Austin, TX.

And I also make bad jokes as well as
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Behold, the end of year developer. An unflinching look at the survival period of "working" during the holidays.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ps06...
The End of Year Developer: A Nature Documentary
YouTube video by Cassidy Williams
www.youtube.com
December 23, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 7, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Happy international men’s day.
Breaking News: President Trump signed a bill calling on the Justice Department to release files tied to Jeffrey Epstein, but with significant exceptions. Follow live updates: nyti.ms/484IDWJ
November 20, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Rich man accidentally invent taxes.
Trump: "By the way, a friend of mine called us the other day and he said 'I'd like to contribute any shortfall you have because of the Democrat shutdown. I'd like to contribute any shortfall you have with the military.' Today, he sent us a check for $130 million. It's gonna go the military."
October 24, 2025 at 2:03 AM
stop scrolling and post two characters that bring you happiness
October 21, 2025 at 10:25 PM
July 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
This @pbs.org shirt from Two Crow Collect is fucking amazing.

twocrowcollective.com/pages/pbs-is...
July 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
May 23, 2025 at 4:39 AM
www.transportation.gov
April 15, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Happy new tax day. Thanks Trump (derogatory).
April 2, 2025 at 8:50 PM
March 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
New tactic for text spam.
March 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Post your favorite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only
March 22, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Don't mess with Texas.... unless it's measles.
February 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Today is a special day. Our annual marathon of the extend edition Lord of the Rings with accompanying feast.
February 16, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Was there an orthodontist associate who was like y'all need arcade machines. Because almost every orthodontic office I've been to has had a mini-arcade.

I need a long form journalism take on this.
February 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Me reading the news everyday since Monday:
January 23, 2025 at 1:46 AM
In addition to the privilege of paying a service fee to buy a ticket you can now spend more money on a commemorative paper ticket. Fuck Ticketmaster, AXS and all the other bullshit ticking companies.
January 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Quote with a title screen which is iconic to you.
December 28, 2024 at 5:51 PM
That’s no moon!
December 27, 2024 at 12:28 AM
Moon landing was staged 😉
December 23, 2024 at 2:05 AM
December 23, 2024 at 1:32 AM
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If you see anyone talking about how the Amazon strike could disrupt the flow of packages:
December 19, 2024 at 4:12 PM
Read this or I will haunt you. 🤣
👻🎄 Looking for a bit of seasonal spookiness? My Christmas ghost story "A Merry Little Seance" is available to download today! 🎄👻 books2read.com/u/mgeQy6
December 19, 2024 at 5:30 PM