Nightmare Mommy, Kink Sommelier (semper infidelis)
@cuntleyjune.bsky.social
-Kill the Cop in your head
-Bluesky’s Leading Misandrist
-Not for everyone, ok with that
Queer Lesbian (She/Her/Bitch/Princess) | Femme | Brat | Oldest Millennial | 妹妹 |(Relationship) Anarchist | ACAB | ADHD | gaylor |🔞| cunty | Grit City, WA
-Bluesky’s Leading Misandrist
-Not for everyone, ok with that
Queer Lesbian (She/Her/Bitch/Princess) | Femme | Brat | Oldest Millennial | 妹妹 |(Relationship) Anarchist | ACAB | ADHD | gaylor |🔞| cunty | Grit City, WA
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This is what every heterosexual couple looks like to me
been no-contact with my mom for 18 months. which makes this my second thanksgiving since making that decision, and i HIGHLY recommend it.
you don’t have to see them, and if the prospect of doing so makes you feel awful, that’s a sign that you might find a large benefit in no longer enduring that.
you don’t have to see them, and if the prospect of doing so makes you feel awful, that’s a sign that you might find a large benefit in no longer enduring that.
November 27, 2025 at 12:48 PM
been no-contact with my mom for 18 months. which makes this my second thanksgiving since making that decision, and i HIGHLY recommend it.
you don’t have to see them, and if the prospect of doing so makes you feel awful, that’s a sign that you might find a large benefit in no longer enduring that.
you don’t have to see them, and if the prospect of doing so makes you feel awful, that’s a sign that you might find a large benefit in no longer enduring that.
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Face/Off remake, Sam Rockwell, Walter Goggins, directed by Bong Joon Ho
November 27, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Face/Off remake, Sam Rockwell, Walter Goggins, directed by Bong Joon Ho
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people that are upset the *Pope* is not an anarcho-communist confuse me so much tbh
like??? dawg what did you expect?
good Papal opinions are great & should be lauded but should be considered the exception not the rule
like??? dawg what did you expect?
good Papal opinions are great & should be lauded but should be considered the exception not the rule
To anyone disappointed that the new cool pope is against polyamory, you kind of set yourself up for that one
November 27, 2025 at 9:51 AM
people that are upset the *Pope* is not an anarcho-communist confuse me so much tbh
like??? dawg what did you expect?
good Papal opinions are great & should be lauded but should be considered the exception not the rule
like??? dawg what did you expect?
good Papal opinions are great & should be lauded but should be considered the exception not the rule
i literally play poker for income and holy fuck is this the most dystopian shit i have ever heard
your 14yr old nephew is addicted to at least 4 different gambling apps on his phone where he's actively betting daily on the outcome of individual skirmishes in a real life war happening on the other side of the globe
November 27, 2025 at 9:46 AM
i literally play poker for income and holy fuck is this the most dystopian shit i have ever heard
Grumpy Old Men (1993)
what does Ann-Margret see in these dudes??
what does Ann-Margret see in these dudes??
November 27, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Grumpy Old Men (1993)
what does Ann-Margret see in these dudes??
what does Ann-Margret see in these dudes??
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
this kid would have made an amazing IRA member
*showing my kid the difference between the latest generation of GenAI and the previous one*
kid: “well, there’s one solution to this, and it’s Molotov cocktails at the OpenAI datacenters.”
me: “but this isn’t even from OpenAI!”
kid: “yes, but it would send a message to everyone else.”
kid: “well, there’s one solution to this, and it’s Molotov cocktails at the OpenAI datacenters.”
me: “but this isn’t even from OpenAI!”
kid: “yes, but it would send a message to everyone else.”
November 27, 2025 at 8:57 AM
this kid would have made an amazing IRA member
November 27, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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they're banning all the good posters, soon this place will be a useless wasteland of bots, resist grifters, and resist grifter bots
November 27, 2025 at 6:45 AM
they're banning all the good posters, soon this place will be a useless wasteland of bots, resist grifters, and resist grifter bots
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i really need to remember to show this to my kid tomorrow
November 27, 2025 at 4:39 AM
i really need to remember to show this to my kid tomorrow
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choosing a dad-rock cover of follow you into the dark for the soundtrack goes CRAZY
November 27, 2025 at 4:22 AM
choosing a dad-rock cover of follow you into the dark for the soundtrack goes CRAZY
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i for one welcome our eel sisters with open arms.
They’re turning the eels trans! 😱
(Because this is the Internet, I gotta clarify that this is a parody of Alex Jones, not a serious statement.)
(Because this is the Internet, I gotta clarify that this is a parody of Alex Jones, not a serious statement.)
Sales of cultivated, feminized eels are beginning to spread in Japan, as researchers have successfully developed a method to feminize eels.
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 AM
i for one welcome our eel sisters with open arms.
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That sounds like some dr Seuss nonsense
November 27, 2025 at 4:11 AM
That sounds like some dr Seuss nonsense
no, i’m nightmare mommy, obv
Oh so you aren’t a child!
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 AM
no, i’m nightmare mommy, obv
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Snizz is a word for people who think pussy is gross.
My phone tried to correct snizz to abuzz. And it’s true. People are abuzz about pussy
My phone tried to correct snizz to abuzz. And it’s true. People are abuzz about pussy
November 27, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Snizz is a word for people who think pussy is gross.
My phone tried to correct snizz to abuzz. And it’s true. People are abuzz about pussy
My phone tried to correct snizz to abuzz. And it’s true. People are abuzz about pussy
coming out as someone who will not be referring to pussy as “snizz.”
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
coming out as someone who will not be referring to pussy as “snizz.”
*showing my kid the difference between the latest generation of GenAI and the previous one*
kid: “well, there’s one solution to this, and it’s Molotov cocktails at the OpenAI datacenters.”
me: “but this isn’t even from OpenAI!”
kid: “yes, but it would send a message to everyone else.”
kid: “well, there’s one solution to this, and it’s Molotov cocktails at the OpenAI datacenters.”
me: “but this isn’t even from OpenAI!”
kid: “yes, but it would send a message to everyone else.”
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 AM
*showing my kid the difference between the latest generation of GenAI and the previous one*
kid: “well, there’s one solution to this, and it’s Molotov cocktails at the OpenAI datacenters.”
me: “but this isn’t even from OpenAI!”
kid: “yes, but it would send a message to everyone else.”
kid: “well, there’s one solution to this, and it’s Molotov cocktails at the OpenAI datacenters.”
me: “but this isn’t even from OpenAI!”
kid: “yes, but it would send a message to everyone else.”
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Be patient with the National Guard shooting narrative.
It can take time for the authorities to comb DC to find a trans person to blame.
It can take time for the authorities to comb DC to find a trans person to blame.
November 26, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Be patient with the National Guard shooting narrative.
It can take time for the authorities to comb DC to find a trans person to blame.
It can take time for the authorities to comb DC to find a trans person to blame.
you ever just find yourself unable to think of anything but the joy of giving cunnilingus?
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
you ever just find yourself unable to think of anything but the joy of giving cunnilingus?
this remains hilarious
So so so much irony, especially because for some reason you, a man, with all these meaningful ideas and philosophical discussions to have about computer souls, is still concerning yourself with me, a precocious 14 year old.
November 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
this remains hilarious
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6. THIS being the shot when “and you love the game” is played like slap me in the tit this is not normal behaviour
November 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
6. THIS being the shot when “and you love the game” is played like slap me in the tit this is not normal behaviour
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4. The fact that she sings “so it’s gonna be forever or it’s gonna go down in flames” astounds me
5. The way they included her Vigilante Shit dance but it’s her legs closing hahahahaha the opposite of “his love was the key that opened my thighs”
5. The way they included her Vigilante Shit dance but it’s her legs closing hahahahaha the opposite of “his love was the key that opened my thighs”
November 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
4. The fact that she sings “so it’s gonna be forever or it’s gonna go down in flames” astounds me
5. The way they included her Vigilante Shit dance but it’s her legs closing hahahahaha the opposite of “his love was the key that opened my thighs”
5. The way they included her Vigilante Shit dance but it’s her legs closing hahahahaha the opposite of “his love was the key that opened my thighs”
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1. Blank Space?!? Really? A song about being in public relationship+clicking a pen to sign a contract?
2. The way the video loops means that “I’ll write your name” is followed by Andrea saying “Travis”
3. The fireworks & stadium of fans just after “Travis brings a lot of happiness” aka TNT 🧨🎇🎆
2. The way the video loops means that “I’ll write your name” is followed by Andrea saying “Travis”
3. The fireworks & stadium of fans just after “Travis brings a lot of happiness” aka TNT 🧨🎇🎆
ok so umm, this is an entire ad on disney+ for her fiancé and her relationship. like she’s using her relationship as a marketing ploy. it sounds bad at first but the more i watch the more i see the trollor of it all
i pray he’s just in the first two episodes bc this might be a hard watch otherwise
i pray he’s just in the first two episodes bc this might be a hard watch otherwise
November 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
1. Blank Space?!? Really? A song about being in public relationship+clicking a pen to sign a contract?
2. The way the video loops means that “I’ll write your name” is followed by Andrea saying “Travis”
3. The fireworks & stadium of fans just after “Travis brings a lot of happiness” aka TNT 🧨🎇🎆
2. The way the video loops means that “I’ll write your name” is followed by Andrea saying “Travis”
3. The fireworks & stadium of fans just after “Travis brings a lot of happiness” aka TNT 🧨🎇🎆
Thinking about 🧊 , those $50k sign on bonuses, and the OSS’s Simple Sabotage Field Manual.
This might be a rare instance where the maximum good one can do is to actually be the correct amount of incompetent—especially if one could form a network of like-minded folks
This might be a rare instance where the maximum good one can do is to actually be the correct amount of incompetent—especially if one could form a network of like-minded folks
November 27, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Thinking about 🧊 , those $50k sign on bonuses, and the OSS’s Simple Sabotage Field Manual.
This might be a rare instance where the maximum good one can do is to actually be the correct amount of incompetent—especially if one could form a network of like-minded folks
This might be a rare instance where the maximum good one can do is to actually be the correct amount of incompetent—especially if one could form a network of like-minded folks