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@revengeem.bsky.social
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Your mother’s favorite bsky account. 🔞 Just a girl Fix your heart or die. 40, she/her. Grit City, WA cash app: $emalinemae
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Got my first mammogram today. It went really well. The entire office cried, they said they’d never seen better tits in their life.
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revengeem.bsky.social
Rewatching Buffy and I’m reminded that when I first watched it I loved that they cast Amber Benson because she was such good representation for fat girls. 2000 was madness:
Sarah Michelle Geller an Amber Benson sitting next to each other. While Sarah is a smaller human both are objectively thin Amber Benson wearing a skirt and tank top that exposes her stomach Amber Benson wearing a bear shirt and black pants, midriff exposed. Amber Benson next to Alyson Hannigan
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amutepiggy.bsky.social
anybody who's good at history want to tell me if it's good or not to starve your troops
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Military families on day 9 of the shutdown lining up at the food bank
revengeem.bsky.social
So important to have a girl in your life who will explain sports only when you want her to @shovelmage.bsky.social
k1m.bsky.social
Every man in existence is mansplaining the mariners win to me on threads but I’m just gonna let them have this
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revengeem.bsky.social
My kid just made the best scale for feelings day
how are you feeling on a scale of
1-10 1 being i'll be ok in an hour
10 being i'll never be ok
revengeem.bsky.social
Your body is not yours alone or even yours at all. A public commodity to be publicly discussed, dissected, and ridiculed.
revengeem.bsky.social
Well we couldn’t count her individual ribs!!!!
revengeem.bsky.social
Rewatching Buffy and I’m reminded that when I first watched it I loved that they cast Amber Benson because she was such good representation for fat girls. 2000 was madness:
Sarah Michelle Geller an Amber Benson sitting next to each other. While Sarah is a smaller human both are objectively thin Amber Benson wearing a skirt and tank top that exposes her stomach Amber Benson wearing a bear shirt and black pants, midriff exposed. Amber Benson next to Alyson Hannigan
revengeem.bsky.social
Honestly, a big part of the reason my parents have stayed so normal is that none of them are on social media.

But social media is fine for me tho.
revengeem.bsky.social
I love this. Keep closing them. I have a tidy mom. I used to be so annoyed by it but now I like it lol
revengeem.bsky.social
I’m drowning in multitasking honestly
revengeem.bsky.social
Yes! If I can’t figure it out in 15 seconds it’ll never happen
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faultypussy.bsky.social
Gordon Ramsay: wow food fucking sucks

everybody: I fucking love this guy!

Me: anyone else have a bite of chicken that's too chickeny so you can't eat chick fil a for 7 months?

everybody:you're autistic, the texture of salad dressing can't hurt you
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revengeem.bsky.social
But please will someone please please tell me how to get capitalism to work for me. I just need so many items
faultypussy.bsky.social
declaring capitalism suddenly works because it suddenly works for you is a sellout move
revengeem.bsky.social
If there aren’t pyrotechnics at my funeral don’t even bother having it.
revengeem.bsky.social
Honestly Stephen might be right on that account. Dumb and bigoted.
revengeem.bsky.social
revengeem.bsky.social
Em, sometimes you’re really mean about Australians, how come?

Well, you see, I only really knew one:
revengeem.bsky.social
One time an ex boyfriend threaten to sue me for custody of my daughter (not her dad.)

Me: Do I need to get a restraining order?

Him: they don’t give restraining orders to stop people from seeing the ones they love.

And I just think that’s beautiful.
revengeem.bsky.social
I’m so confused, why is the right winning?
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faultypussy.bsky.social
it was called the civil war because everyone was being really polite
harikunzru.bsky.social
I am advocating for you to be killed but I am using my inside voice you must debate me this is called democracy
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revengeem.bsky.social
One time an ex boyfriend threaten to sue me for custody of my daughter (not her dad.)

Me: Do I need to get a restraining order?

Him: they don’t give restraining orders to stop people from seeing the ones they love.

And I just think that’s beautiful.
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revengeem.bsky.social
Em, sometimes you’re really mean about Australians, how come?

Well, you see, I only really knew one:
revengeem.bsky.social
One time an ex boyfriend threaten to sue me for custody of my daughter (not her dad.)

Me: Do I need to get a restraining order?

Him: they don’t give restraining orders to stop people from seeing the ones they love.

And I just think that’s beautiful.