Patrick (wassailing)
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The higher you rise, the more people can shoot at your butt.
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“Tell your children who the cowards were.”
December 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
“Tell your children who the cowards were.”
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And then there’s the story about Alex Karp’s not-at-all-weird interview (for lack of a better word) with Oswald Mosley’s grandson for a senior position at Palantir.
December 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
And then there’s the story about Alex Karp’s not-at-all-weird interview (for lack of a better word) with Oswald Mosley’s grandson for a senior position at Palantir.
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I quit my job and left behind all my friends and family to live alone in a 9 bedroom house in a town of 1000 people, but when I stood outside the church asking random women if they wanted to have 7 children with me the rest of the congregation called the cops 😢
December 13, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I quit my job and left behind all my friends and family to live alone in a 9 bedroom house in a town of 1000 people, but when I stood outside the church asking random women if they wanted to have 7 children with me the rest of the congregation called the cops 😢
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I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY
December 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY
Did this happen
TRUMP: US TO LAUNCH NEW AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL SYSTEM WITHIN 2–3 WEEKS
December 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Did this happen
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Indiana’s Senate has voted AGAINST the GOP gerrymander that’d have locked in a 9-0 map.
This keeps the 7-2 map in place, saving two Democratic seats heading into 2026.
The vote failed big, 19/31.
The MAJORITY of the GOP senators opposed it!
This keeps the 7-2 map in place, saving two Democratic seats heading into 2026.
The vote failed big, 19/31.
The MAJORITY of the GOP senators opposed it!
December 11, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Indiana’s Senate has voted AGAINST the GOP gerrymander that’d have locked in a 9-0 map.
This keeps the 7-2 map in place, saving two Democratic seats heading into 2026.
The vote failed big, 19/31.
The MAJORITY of the GOP senators opposed it!
This keeps the 7-2 map in place, saving two Democratic seats heading into 2026.
The vote failed big, 19/31.
The MAJORITY of the GOP senators opposed it!
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GOD: if my commandments get 50,000 likes, i will tell Abraham to kill his son
December 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
GOD: if my commandments get 50,000 likes, i will tell Abraham to kill his son
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Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”
December 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”
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working for fox news or the white house must be so easy. any failing can be blamed on immigrants. "sorry for the late reply, an immigrant had my gmail password." "need an extension on this assignment, an immigrant deleted my file." "sorry i didn't pay the bill. immigrants."
December 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
working for fox news or the white house must be so easy. any failing can be blamed on immigrants. "sorry for the late reply, an immigrant had my gmail password." "need an extension on this assignment, an immigrant deleted my file." "sorry i didn't pay the bill. immigrants."
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it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
December 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
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MISTER PRESIDENT DROP THE SIZZURP
October 7, 2025 at 2:58 AM
MISTER PRESIDENT DROP THE SIZZURP
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Keep your eyes open folks
September 19, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Keep your eyes open folks
I think it’s cool they’re making a Pig Shakespeare movie
December 8, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I think it’s cool they’re making a Pig Shakespeare movie
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The entire Siberian orchestra is now trans
you’re never going to believe this. the woke left’s depraved war on christmas is escalating. sources tell me they’re planning to make the yuletide gay
December 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The entire Siberian orchestra is now trans
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Again it isn’t fair to judge by this, we appreciate all short kings standing for tolerance and human rights, Danny Devito, Wallace Shawn, probably others
December 7, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Again it isn’t fair to judge by this, we appreciate all short kings standing for tolerance and human rights, Danny Devito, Wallace Shawn, probably others
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The Sea Peoples actually refers to the Beautiful Boaters in the outer banks
December 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
The Sea Peoples actually refers to the Beautiful Boaters in the outer banks