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Patrick (pumpkin spice)

@patrickas.bsky.social

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The higher you rise, the more people can shoot at your butt.

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Patrick (pumpkin spice) @patrickas.bsky.social · 7h

Yeah I’m kind of a literature guy

Patrick (pumpkin spice) @patrickas.bsky.social · 9h

Portland frog is a national hero

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Patrick (pumpkin spice) @patrickas.bsky.social · 16h

Total chode wrinke

Patrick (pumpkin spice) @patrickas.bsky.social · 16h

Nailed your ass

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 21h

WATCH: Trump’s lawless Ice goons shoot an unarmed priest in the head with a pepper ball. Completely out of control.

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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 1d

good night and have a pleasant tomorrow

this is a blessing slug and you don't have to do anything for it to work. once u see it you are blessed forever

picture of a slug that is pleased to see you

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Patrick (pumpkin spice) @patrickas.bsky.social · 21h

Infantry Dork

Patrick (pumpkin spice) @patrickas.bsky.social · 1d

And a breathalyzer

Patrick (pumpkin spice) @patrickas.bsky.social · 1d

Its pronounced Mark-wanyé like Kanye

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Patrick (pumpkin spice) @patrickas.bsky.social · 1d

You know it’s real when they sendin in Makers Markwayne

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 1d

Basically if we all posted like this they’d be happy

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Would you rather be respected or liked?
Imagine if we didn't have "Like" buttons, but instead, we had "Respect" buttons. Would you rather have 110 Likes or 34 Respects?

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 1d

as a kid growing up right-wing i regularly heard people express their desire for "a government so small I can drown it in the bathtub". imagine my surprise growing up to realize i was the only one who actually believed that.

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Patrick (pumpkin spice) @patrickas.bsky.social · 1d

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Jamie Dupree @jamiedupree.bsky.social · 1d

Why was there evidently a subpoena issued for the telephone records of Sen. Ron Johnson R-WI as part of the Jan. 6 investigation? Here is some of the evidence on the public record. 1/ 🧵