patrick
@patricksometime.bsky.social
70% water 30% coping mechanisms
30s he/him queer
also on tumblr
30s he/him queer
also on tumblr
I am taking questions at this time
January 16, 2026 at 6:35 PM
I am taking questions at this time
Whomst else has caught the bug in their workplace
January 8, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Whomst else has caught the bug in their workplace
I bought a dildo that’s more aspirational and decorative until further notice
December 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I bought a dildo that’s more aspirational and decorative until further notice
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Tinker Swift, Taylor Swift, Soldier Swift, Spy Swift
December 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Tinker Swift, Taylor Swift, Soldier Swift, Spy Swift
My litmus test for “am I actually attracted to this person” is imagining them in clown make up. If I’m still down for the clown then it’s real
December 9, 2025 at 5:58 PM
My litmus test for “am I actually attracted to this person” is imagining them in clown make up. If I’m still down for the clown then it’s real
I got a new desk chair to be kinder to this 🍑
December 6, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I got a new desk chair to be kinder to this 🍑
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Reminder that this is a winning position, and people support it
New York assemblyman Zohran Mamdani confronts Border Czar Tom Homan today in Albany 👇🏻
November 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Reminder that this is a winning position, and people support it
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bestseller this year i hear
October 30, 2025 at 3:58 PM
bestseller this year i hear
The seasons? Storied. The bazaar? Grand.
September 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The seasons? Storied. The bazaar? Grand.
Be honest are the necklaces too much?
September 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Be honest are the necklaces too much?
The city of concord is just a dead zone
August 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The city of concord is just a dead zone
I feel underdressed which means I’m dressed the correct amount for this event
August 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I feel underdressed which means I’m dressed the correct amount for this event
I did have a drink
August 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I did have a drink
Is wearing just a cardigan and a jock too obvious?
August 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Is wearing just a cardigan and a jock too obvious?
How I look thinking I’m friendly and approachable
August 5, 2025 at 2:10 PM
How I look thinking I’m friendly and approachable
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[bunch of guys who haven't read a piece of fiction in 20 years] my feeling is the kids don't read anymore
August 4, 2025 at 3:45 PM
[bunch of guys who haven't read a piece of fiction in 20 years] my feeling is the kids don't read anymore
I need someone to explain the appeal of sweat and musk to me
August 3, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I need someone to explain the appeal of sweat and musk to me
I was social the other day
August 3, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I was social the other day
It’s never of question of if I’ll get sushi but how much sushi
July 18, 2025 at 10:14 PM
It’s never of question of if I’ll get sushi but how much sushi
I got a new jock and wasn’t expecting the pouch to be pleather
July 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I got a new jock and wasn’t expecting the pouch to be pleather
It’s always odd seeing Sarah Michelle Gellar in a horror movie. Like why are you running vampire slayer
July 4, 2025 at 9:53 PM
It’s always odd seeing Sarah Michelle Gellar in a horror movie. Like why are you running vampire slayer