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not treason weasels
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we are not traitors we are weasels do not conflate us with losers
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not treason weasels @patriotweasel.bsky.social · Sep 3
we protest using the name weasel

as a slur

we are simply weasels

we are not traitors

well except maureen

but she watches 🦊 news
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patriotweasel.bsky.social
not treason weasels @patriotweasel.bsky.social · 2d
we are not traitors

we scamper and frolick

we are hungry for smaller things

but we only eat what we must

we do not grind our own into misery
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patriotweasel.bsky.social
not treason weasels @patriotweasel.bsky.social · 4d
this primate incited an insurrection
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 6d
Trump: “We have an insurrection act for a reason”
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patriotweasel.bsky.social
not treason weasels @patriotweasel.bsky.social · 4d
this primate incited an insurrection
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 6d
Trump: “We have an insurrection act for a reason”
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patriotweasel.bsky.social
not treason weasels @patriotweasel.bsky.social · 5d
mike johnson is a homo sapiens sapiens

who seems to be willing

to do anything

to avoid releasing files

of sexual cruelty

and deviancy

within the ranks

of the most powerful primates in the world
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 5d
This is Adelita Grijalva.

She was elected to Congress two weeks ago, officially making her the final vote needed to force the release of the Epstein files.

She has still not been sworn in because Mike Johnson refuses to do so.
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patriotweasel.bsky.social
not treason weasels @patriotweasel.bsky.social · 7d
the leader of your people

just stated

out loud

that you were a problem

that needed to be solved

to the same military

meant to defend you
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 7d
Trump to the Navy: "We have to take care of this little gnat that's on our shoulder called the Democrats."
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patriotweasel.bsky.social
not treason weasels @patriotweasel.bsky.social · 7d
the leader of your people

just stated

out loud

that you were a problem

that needed to be solved

to the same military

meant to defend you
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 7d
Trump to the Navy: "We have to take care of this little gnat that's on our shoulder called the Democrats."
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patriotweasel.bsky.social
not treason weasels @patriotweasel.bsky.social · 9d
this is state violence

you are occupied by hostile forces

you must rally great numbers

to defend your dens and burrows

soon

now

you may never see another election

or feel safe again
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 10d
According to eyewitnesses, armed ICE agents dragged kids out of their beds in the middle of the night, zip tied them and put them in rented vans while raiding an * entire apartment building* on the South Side of Chicago.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOXO...
‘F--- them kids’: ICE agents drag children out of bed, ransack Chicago building
YouTube video by MSNBC
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patriotweasel.bsky.social
not treason weasels @patriotweasel.bsky.social · 9d
oh dear

not all maureens
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Maureen McCoy @maureenmccoy.bsky.social · 10d
Ummmmm
patriotweasel.bsky.social
not treason weasels @patriotweasel.bsky.social · Sep 3
we protest using the name weasel

as a slur

we are simply weasels

we are not traitors

well except maureen

but she watches 🦊 news
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patriotweasel.bsky.social
not treason weasels @patriotweasel.bsky.social · 17d
all we have is

each other

this ground

random actions

joy

love

mischief

it is enough

to take back the world
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patriotweasel.bsky.social
not treason weasels @patriotweasel.bsky.social · 9d
this is state violence

you are occupied by hostile forces

you must rally great numbers

to defend your dens and burrows

soon

now

you may never see another election

or feel safe again
chrislhayes.bsky.social
Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 10d
According to eyewitnesses, armed ICE agents dragged kids out of their beds in the middle of the night, zip tied them and put them in rented vans while raiding an * entire apartment building* on the South Side of Chicago.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOXO...
‘F--- them kids’: ICE agents drag children out of bed, ransack Chicago building
YouTube video by MSNBC
www.youtube.com
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patriotweasel.bsky.social
not treason weasels @patriotweasel.bsky.social · 9d
sorry maureen

not homo sapiens sapiens maureens

unless they watch 🦊 news
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patriotweasel.bsky.social
not treason weasels @patriotweasel.bsky.social · 11d
your leaders

are calling on your standing defense

to invade your cities en masse

which is a five alarm warning

in a five alarm fire

that there is no business as usual

any longer
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 12d
Trump: San Francisco and Chicago, New York, Los Angeles… We'll straighten them out one-by-one. It will be a major part for some of the people in this room. It’s a war too. It’s a war from within
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patriotweasel.bsky.social
not treason weasels @patriotweasel.bsky.social · 12d
we have so much diving

maybe some frolicking
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Pokin @pokinpotentialppl.bsky.social · 12d
We DO!

And diving. We have diving.

Iz important.
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patriotweasel.bsky.social
not treason weasels @patriotweasel.bsky.social · 13d
a small number of homo sapiens sapiens

hold the planet hostage

but you have the numbers to hold them to account

to take your planet back from nihilists

to feed your humans

clean the air and land

make poverty not exist

you just need the will to do so
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patriotweasel.bsky.social
not treason weasels @patriotweasel.bsky.social · 23d
what is up creatures

not you homo sapiens

you re in a time out
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patriotweasel.bsky.social
not treason weasels @patriotweasel.bsky.social · 16d
we think that you are in trouble americans

you should begin protecting each other

directly

daily

in the streets

record the history they will deny

but safely

maybe on a film camera or video thing

you have too many choices

but old tech best tech for now
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patriotweasel.bsky.social
not treason weasels @patriotweasel.bsky.social · 17d
scampering

we have scampering
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patriotweasel.bsky.social
not treason weasels @patriotweasel.bsky.social · 17d
all we have is

each other

this ground

random actions

joy

love

mischief

it is enough

to take back the world
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patriotweasel.bsky.social
not treason weasels @patriotweasel.bsky.social · 17d
every human who does not agree

with the state

is now an enemy of the state

which is strength in numbers

is all we are saying
Countering Domestic Terrorism and Organized Political Violence
NATIONAL SECURITY PRESIDENTIAL MEMORANDUM/NSPM-7 MEMORANDUM FOR THE SECRETARY OF STATE                THE SECRETARY OF THE TREASURY THE ATTORNEY GENERAL
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patriotweasel.bsky.social
not treason weasels @patriotweasel.bsky.social · 18d
you re a traitor
patriotweasel.bsky.social
not treason weasels @patriotweasel.bsky.social · 21d
today in news

human beings put a fake human in a real human arena

to solve real human problems

what are you doing humans
Albania Makes History: World’s First AI Minister Debuts in Parliament
In an unprecedented fusion of technology and governance, Albania has become the first nation to appoint an AI-generated entity to
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patriotweasel.bsky.social
not treason weasels @patriotweasel.bsky.social · 23d
what is up creatures

not you homo sapiens

you re in a time out
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patriotweasel.bsky.social
not treason weasels @patriotweasel.bsky.social · 24d
we have heard rumors on the forest floor

that your head primate is telling all others what they can

or cannot

say

dangerous times for any creature

except maureen who watches 🦊
patriotweasel.bsky.social
not treason weasels @patriotweasel.bsky.social · Sep 3
we protest using the name weasel

as a slur

we are simply weasels

we are not traitors

well except maureen

but she watches 🦊 news
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patriotweasel.bsky.social
not treason weasels @patriotweasel.bsky.social · 25d
we are ready for the homo sapiens to get their face game on

game face

facial games on

something which eludes our understanding

but implies that you will fight the nihilists
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patriotweasel.bsky.social
not treason weasels @patriotweasel.bsky.social · Sep 10
you did not take our advice

no you did not
patriotweasel.bsky.social
not treason weasels @patriotweasel.bsky.social · Sep 8
events in the homo sapiens sapiens habitat are pretty scary

why don t you primates take some time to relax in some good mossy forest for a bit
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