FINDING PATTERSBY
@patterspod.bsky.social
A weird fiction pod about an ex-ghostwriter searching for a missing thriller author.
Also the ghostwriter is a liar.
https://www.patterspod.com/listen
Sound & Music by Erik Jourgensen
Also the ghostwriter is a liar.
https://www.patterspod.com/listen
Sound & Music by Erik Jourgensen
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Episode 3 of CHRISTMAS DINER dropped today! Only two episodes left! 🎄
December 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Episode 3 of CHRISTMAS DINER dropped today! Only two episodes left! 🎄
Thinking of doing one of those fun bios that's all
"breakfast burrito enthusiast, fluent in snark; Han shot first"
"breakfast burrito enthusiast, fluent in snark; Han shot first"
December 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Thinking of doing one of those fun bios that's all
"breakfast burrito enthusiast, fluent in snark; Han shot first"
"breakfast burrito enthusiast, fluent in snark; Han shot first"
Coworker mom several cubicles over with frizzy hair and Kate McKinnon voice:
"I have a toe ring. I got it done at the fair."
"I have a toe ring. I got it done at the fair."
December 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Coworker mom several cubicles over with frizzy hair and Kate McKinnon voice:
"I have a toe ring. I got it done at the fair."
"I have a toe ring. I got it done at the fair."
I can only feel during Honda Sales Events
December 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I can only feel during Honda Sales Events
Wife and I may got no cash and "useless" degrees but we know damn well the value of focus, creative discipline and nutritious story and we are going to drill it into our kids head so she is among the last few thinking, feeling children on Earth
December 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Wife and I may got no cash and "useless" degrees but we know damn well the value of focus, creative discipline and nutritious story and we are going to drill it into our kids head so she is among the last few thinking, feeling children on Earth
Saints be praised! We have a special gift on the feed from our pals at goodpointepodcasts.com
Christmas Diner is a dark holiday comedy about "an unstable man [who] takes the patrons of a small town diner hostage on Christmas Day"
Listen here;
www.podbean.com/ew/pb-fmdju-...
Christmas Diner is a dark holiday comedy about "an unstable man [who] takes the patrons of a small town diner hostage on Christmas Day"
Listen here;
www.podbean.com/ew/pb-fmdju-...
December 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Saints be praised! We have a special gift on the feed from our pals at goodpointepodcasts.com
Christmas Diner is a dark holiday comedy about "an unstable man [who] takes the patrons of a small town diner hostage on Christmas Day"
Listen here;
www.podbean.com/ew/pb-fmdju-...
Christmas Diner is a dark holiday comedy about "an unstable man [who] takes the patrons of a small town diner hostage on Christmas Day"
Listen here;
www.podbean.com/ew/pb-fmdju-...
our show is basically Jay Kelly but of the thriller book world
December 11, 2025 at 4:58 AM
our show is basically Jay Kelly but of the thriller book world
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Christmas Diner, Episode 2!!
“Buster gets the family together for the holiday.”
STARRING:
Zane Schacht
Erin Lillis
Peter Lewis
Damon Alums
Addison Peacock
Danyelle Ellett
Blythe Renay
Josh Rubino
@halen.bsky.social
@ryanphilbrook.bsky.social
@lgrace.bsky.social
@wickedinterest.ing
“Buster gets the family together for the holiday.”
STARRING:
Zane Schacht
Erin Lillis
Peter Lewis
Damon Alums
Addison Peacock
Danyelle Ellett
Blythe Renay
Josh Rubino
@halen.bsky.social
@ryanphilbrook.bsky.social
@lgrace.bsky.social
@wickedinterest.ing
December 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Christmas Diner, Episode 2!!
“Buster gets the family together for the holiday.”
STARRING:
Zane Schacht
Erin Lillis
Peter Lewis
Damon Alums
Addison Peacock
Danyelle Ellett
Blythe Renay
Josh Rubino
@halen.bsky.social
@ryanphilbrook.bsky.social
@lgrace.bsky.social
@wickedinterest.ing
“Buster gets the family together for the holiday.”
STARRING:
Zane Schacht
Erin Lillis
Peter Lewis
Damon Alums
Addison Peacock
Danyelle Ellett
Blythe Renay
Josh Rubino
@halen.bsky.social
@ryanphilbrook.bsky.social
@lgrace.bsky.social
@wickedinterest.ing
Listening to Fellowship of the Ring and respect how pissed Gandolf consistently gets at the hobbits,
am writing fanfic of me as his hype man all "dang for real Merry Brandybuck be serious, we are trying to do a quest here hello?! Go ahead Gandolf-"
am writing fanfic of me as his hype man all "dang for real Merry Brandybuck be serious, we are trying to do a quest here hello?! Go ahead Gandolf-"
December 9, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Listening to Fellowship of the Ring and respect how pissed Gandolf consistently gets at the hobbits,
am writing fanfic of me as his hype man all "dang for real Merry Brandybuck be serious, we are trying to do a quest here hello?! Go ahead Gandolf-"
am writing fanfic of me as his hype man all "dang for real Merry Brandybuck be serious, we are trying to do a quest here hello?! Go ahead Gandolf-"
Decided I like mainly the poorly functioning apps reminds me of old hit-the- jukebox-to-make-it-work Internet
December 9, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Decided I like mainly the poorly functioning apps reminds me of old hit-the- jukebox-to-make-it-work Internet
Keep getting mistaken for an even younger Jacob Elordi (like 2 years ago, prime Elordi) and honestly it's f**in annoying
🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡😤
🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡😤
December 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Keep getting mistaken for an even younger Jacob Elordi (like 2 years ago, prime Elordi) and honestly it's f**in annoying
🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡😤
🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡😤
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Christmas Diner premiere day!
“A man takes the patrons of a small town diner hostage on Christmas.”
STARRING:
@voicesbyzane.bsky.social
@blytherenay.com
@profcoppermane.bsky.social
@urbanlegendvo.bsky.social
@addisonpeacock.bsky.social
@rayohare.bsky.social
Peter Lewis
Danyelle Ellett
Erin Lillis
“A man takes the patrons of a small town diner hostage on Christmas.”
STARRING:
@voicesbyzane.bsky.social
@blytherenay.com
@profcoppermane.bsky.social
@urbanlegendvo.bsky.social
@addisonpeacock.bsky.social
@rayohare.bsky.social
Peter Lewis
Danyelle Ellett
Erin Lillis
December 8, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Christmas Diner premiere day!
“A man takes the patrons of a small town diner hostage on Christmas.”
STARRING:
@voicesbyzane.bsky.social
@blytherenay.com
@profcoppermane.bsky.social
@urbanlegendvo.bsky.social
@addisonpeacock.bsky.social
@rayohare.bsky.social
Peter Lewis
Danyelle Ellett
Erin Lillis
“A man takes the patrons of a small town diner hostage on Christmas.”
STARRING:
@voicesbyzane.bsky.social
@blytherenay.com
@profcoppermane.bsky.social
@urbanlegendvo.bsky.social
@addisonpeacock.bsky.social
@rayohare.bsky.social
Peter Lewis
Danyelle Ellett
Erin Lillis
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This was not the morning start that was quite expected, was it? Do check out #ChristmasDiner, Episode 1 by @ourstrangedays.bsky.social - so looking forward for what’s to come 💜
podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/c...
podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/c...
Christmas Diner, Episode 1
Podcast Episode · Christmas Diner · S2 E2 · 24m
podcasts.apple.com
December 8, 2025 at 11:05 AM
This was not the morning start that was quite expected, was it? Do check out #ChristmasDiner, Episode 1 by @ourstrangedays.bsky.social - so looking forward for what’s to come 💜
podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/c...
podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/c...
Got fired from my Netflix job writing episode descriptions because I just kept saying "Hop, Nanc' and the rest of the gang face even more monsters this time in the small town of Hawkins Indiana"
December 7, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Got fired from my Netflix job writing episode descriptions because I just kept saying "Hop, Nanc' and the rest of the gang face even more monsters this time in the small town of Hawkins Indiana"
Wow found a surprise Phil Hartman Grinch featurette on this thrift store dvd its really funny (+ informative)
December 7, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Wow found a surprise Phil Hartman Grinch featurette on this thrift store dvd its really funny (+ informative)
Alan Pakula's Zootopia 2
December 6, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Alan Pakula's Zootopia 2
This isn't funny you guys my uncle died doing Jumanji
December 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
This isn't funny you guys my uncle died doing Jumanji
Onion Mom Content has been top notch lately
Mom Impressed By Tattooed Person’s Manners https://theonion.com/mom-impressed-by-tattooed-persons-manners/
December 2, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Onion Mom Content has been top notch lately
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RFK Jr. Denies Ever Laying Eggs In Olivia Nuzzi
RFK Jr. Denies Ever Laying Eggs In Olivia Nuzzi
WASHINGTON—In an attempt to dispel rumors of an affair during the 2024 presidential campaign, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. held a press conference Monday during which he d...
theonion.com
November 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
RFK Jr. Denies Ever Laying Eggs In Olivia Nuzzi
Did you know "Runnin'" by The Pharcyde and The Flaming Lips' "Fight Test" have essentially the same message AND bpms with even numbers?
November 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Did you know "Runnin'" by The Pharcyde and The Flaming Lips' "Fight Test" have essentially the same message AND bpms with even numbers?
Wish the Lands Between would decorate Christmas in Elden Ring
November 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Wish the Lands Between would decorate Christmas in Elden Ring
This is a funny companion thriller book we wrote starring Theo Sultan
Great stocking stuffer
www.patterspod.com/store/produc...
Great stocking stuffer
www.patterspod.com/store/produc...
November 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM
This is a funny companion thriller book we wrote starring Theo Sultan
Great stocking stuffer
www.patterspod.com/store/produc...
Great stocking stuffer
www.patterspod.com/store/produc...
Is there any meal that photographs better than the autumnal sludge of Thanksgiving?
November 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Is there any meal that photographs better than the autumnal sludge of Thanksgiving?