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@patware.bsky.social
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someone gave a terrible jug a late night show and now it's everyone's problem the highest-viewed shadowgate 2 streamer in twitch history https://twitch.tv/Patware (vtuber)
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patware.bsky.social
Alright gamers I'm gonna do my Steam Next Fest stream on the 16th! Depending on how many games I want to go through I might be starting that stream as early as noon, I'll keep y'all posted.

#SteamNextFest #vtuber #ENVtuber
patware.bsky.social
SMURFS NOW!! oh i TOLD you i'd get back to it let's finally continue MISSION VILEAF, the dramatic retelling of the heroic story of Smurf Team 6 getting revenge for when Gargamel threw the really big rock at the huge mushroom at the center of town

twitch.tv/patware

#envtuber #vtuber #thesmurfs
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sakuramikage.bsky.social
We got our milestones and incentives ready for @owen.burger.moe and my spooky scarethon for the support of the @alzassociation.bsky.social on October 18th!

Make sure to join us for the games and yaps. Learn about a good cause. Eat candy.
patware.bsky.social
LIVE NOW!! Game 2 in the Quintetathon, but it's technically Game 1, because I didn't think about release order at first, don't worry about it, Let's ActRaiser!!

twitch.tv/patware

#envtuber #vtuber #actraiser #quintet
patware.bsky.social
My lunch took too long to make....... kicking stream start down by thirty minutes.

In about an hour, ActRaiser time
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tpknnts.bsky.social
09 - Coffee
#Shinritober2025 #JosuijiArt
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07 - Lawful
#Shinritober2025 #JosuijiArt
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06 - Will o' Wisp
#Shinritober2025 #JosuijiArt
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spacetwinks.bsky.social
y'all ever wanted to hear beavis and butthead voiced by a manzai duo
patware.bsky.social
LIVE NOW!! They're saying after this dungeon is the endgame zone. It'll be real funny if they bait and switch this dungeon after I stopped right before it. CrossCode!!!

twitch.tv/patware

#envtuber #vtuber #CrossCode
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tpknnts.bsky.social
05 - Tears
#Shinritober2025 #JosuijiArt
patware.bsky.social
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tpknnts.bsky.social
I am old and decrepit.
Come hang out on stream in about an hour if you're a real one.
patware.bsky.social
Kicking today's stream to tomorrow because its someone's birthday ehehehe (not mine) watch @tpknnts.bsky.social when they go live
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patware.bsky.social
LIVE NOW!! Alright one big muscular push and we can probably clear this game today, let's finish Soul Blazer and secure Dr. Leo's list of strange fetishes

twitch.tv/patware

#envtuber #vtuber #soulblazer
The box art for Soul Blazer. There's a cool sword and an evil castle and a scary red moon.
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tpknnts.bsky.social
03 - Mission
#Shinritober2025 #JosuijiArt
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02 - Magical girl

(midway his sailor moon transformation?)
#Shinritober2025 #JosuijiArt
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tpknnts.bsky.social
01 - Forest
#Shinritober2025 #JosuijiArt
patware.bsky.social
Kicking today's stream, folks, not feeling super up to it and tonight is Gamer's Night anyway. Tomorrow let's try to finish Soul Blazer!
patware.bsky.social
these people are always like this.
patware.bsky.social
i must emphasize that he was like 5'8" to my 6'5" and his lifetime diet had primarily been heavily sauced pastas and i mostly picked heavy objects up for a living and i genuinely think he forgot he was having a discussion in a physical space where people had melee ranges and could make attack rolls
patware.bsky.social
an alt right kiddie in college once called me a soyboy near the end of the semester while the teacher and i were debating circles around him

i calmly spun my chair toward him and planted my size 15 steeltoes on the floor with a huge grin and went "yeah?" and watched him process what he'd done
chriswarcraft.bsky.social
The entirety of this administration can be summed up by a show I was on for NatGeo Explorer in 2016 where Gavin McInnes tried to peddle his brand of alt-right bullshit, and I told him flat out “if you believe in rule of the strong, throw your coffee mug at me and see what happens”

He declined.