Paula Poundstone
@paulapoundstone.bsky.social
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Congratulations.
I don’t want to brag but someone just tweeted at me that I’m getting weirder and weirder and I was kind of honored?
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Congratulations.
Great march this weekend…
November 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Great march this weekend…
Hey, ASPEN, COLORADO,
Big laughs at The Wheeler Opera House. THIS. Sat., November 29— aspenshowtix.com/choose-seats.... Get your tickets. Get your laughs.
Big laughs at The Wheeler Opera House. THIS. Sat., November 29— aspenshowtix.com/choose-seats.... Get your tickets. Get your laughs.
Choose Seats - Aspen Show Tix
aspenshowtix.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Hey, ASPEN, COLORADO,
Big laughs at The Wheeler Opera House. THIS. Sat., November 29— aspenshowtix.com/choose-seats.... Get your tickets. Get your laughs.
Big laughs at The Wheeler Opera House. THIS. Sat., November 29— aspenshowtix.com/choose-seats.... Get your tickets. Get your laughs.
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1) Start the worst European war since 1945 and commit every imaginable war crime
2) Decide how you want to be rewarded for your aggression
3) Leak the list of your desiderata to the US press
4) Wait for the US president to enforce your wish list on your victim.
Russian policy 2025
2) Decide how you want to be rewarded for your aggression
3) Leak the list of your desiderata to the US press
4) Wait for the US president to enforce your wish list on your victim.
Russian policy 2025
November 23, 2025 at 3:30 PM
1) Start the worst European war since 1945 and commit every imaginable war crime
2) Decide how you want to be rewarded for your aggression
3) Leak the list of your desiderata to the US press
4) Wait for the US president to enforce your wish list on your victim.
Russian policy 2025
2) Decide how you want to be rewarded for your aggression
3) Leak the list of your desiderata to the US press
4) Wait for the US president to enforce your wish list on your victim.
Russian policy 2025
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA,
Join me for a night of sanity producing laughter at The Palace of Fine Arts—Wed., Dec. 31
www.purplepass.com/events/33288... Get your tickets. Get your laughs.
Join me for a night of sanity producing laughter at The Palace of Fine Arts—Wed., Dec. 31
www.purplepass.com/events/33288... Get your tickets. Get your laughs.
Paula Poundstone
Paula Poundstone is known for her smart, observational humor and a spontaneous wit that has become the stuff of legend. Time magazine, in the March 2020 “Best of” issue, listed Paula’s HBO special, Ca...
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November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA,
Join me for a night of sanity producing laughter at The Palace of Fine Arts—Wed., Dec. 31
www.purplepass.com/events/33288... Get your tickets. Get your laughs.
Join me for a night of sanity producing laughter at The Palace of Fine Arts—Wed., Dec. 31
www.purplepass.com/events/33288... Get your tickets. Get your laughs.
Hey, don't get behind on my NEW YEAR'S EVE ADVENT CALENDAR on youtube. I just opened the 39 days window today. It's gripping.
November 24, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Hey, don't get behind on my NEW YEAR'S EVE ADVENT CALENDAR on youtube. I just opened the 39 days window today. It's gripping.
ANNAPOLIS, MARYLAND—Ram’s Head On Stage—Fri., Dec. 19, www.ramsheadonstage.com/events/detai...
OGUNQUIT, MAINE—Jonathan’s—Sat., Dec. 20. tickets.jonathansogunquit.com/ordertickets...
OGUNQUIT, MAINE—Jonathan’s—Sat., Dec. 20. tickets.jonathansogunquit.com/ordertickets...
Comedian Paula Poundstone | Rams Head On Stage – Official Site
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November 23, 2025 at 11:43 PM
ANNAPOLIS, MARYLAND—Ram’s Head On Stage—Fri., Dec. 19, www.ramsheadonstage.com/events/detai...
OGUNQUIT, MAINE—Jonathan’s—Sat., Dec. 20. tickets.jonathansogunquit.com/ordertickets...
OGUNQUIT, MAINE—Jonathan’s—Sat., Dec. 20. tickets.jonathansogunquit.com/ordertickets...
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA,
Someone famous once said, today, I vacuum, dust, and sift litter boxes. For NEW YEAR'S EVE will be a time to laugh.
The Palace of Fine Arts—Wed., Dec. 31
www.purplepass.com/events/33288...
Someone famous once said, today, I vacuum, dust, and sift litter boxes. For NEW YEAR'S EVE will be a time to laugh.
The Palace of Fine Arts—Wed., Dec. 31
www.purplepass.com/events/33288...
Paula Poundstone
Paula Poundstone is known for her smart, observational humor and a spontaneous wit that has become the stuff of legend. Time magazine, in the March 2020 “Best of” issue, listed Paula’s HBO special, Ca...
www.purplepass.com
November 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA,
Someone famous once said, today, I vacuum, dust, and sift litter boxes. For NEW YEAR'S EVE will be a time to laugh.
The Palace of Fine Arts—Wed., Dec. 31
www.purplepass.com/events/33288...
Someone famous once said, today, I vacuum, dust, and sift litter boxes. For NEW YEAR'S EVE will be a time to laugh.
The Palace of Fine Arts—Wed., Dec. 31
www.purplepass.com/events/33288...
I am not in charge of setting the ticket prices for my show, but if you ever come across a ticket to see me that is $100 or $200, you're on a scalper site. Audiences have a great time at my shows, but I don't say anything $100 funny.
November 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I am not in charge of setting the ticket prices for my show, but if you ever come across a ticket to see me that is $100 or $200, you're on a scalper site. Audiences have a great time at my shows, but I don't say anything $100 funny.
Dear SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA.
You still up? I'm coming to
The Palace of Fine Arts for NEW YEAR'S EVE, Wed., Dec. 31
www.purplepass.com/events/33288... A night of sanity producing laughter will be good for all of us.
You still up? I'm coming to
The Palace of Fine Arts for NEW YEAR'S EVE, Wed., Dec. 31
www.purplepass.com/events/33288... A night of sanity producing laughter will be good for all of us.
Paula Poundstone
Paula Poundstone is known for her smart, observational humor and a spontaneous wit that has become the stuff of legend. Time magazine, in the March 2020 “Best of” issue, listed Paula’s HBO special, Ca...
www.purplepass.com
November 23, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Dear SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA.
You still up? I'm coming to
The Palace of Fine Arts for NEW YEAR'S EVE, Wed., Dec. 31
www.purplepass.com/events/33288... A night of sanity producing laughter will be good for all of us.
You still up? I'm coming to
The Palace of Fine Arts for NEW YEAR'S EVE, Wed., Dec. 31
www.purplepass.com/events/33288... A night of sanity producing laughter will be good for all of us.
Putin needs to get the fuck out of Ukraine. There's a peace deal.
November 23, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Putin needs to get the fuck out of Ukraine. There's a peace deal.
I’m about to tell ‘em in Alexandria, Virginia.
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I’m about to tell ‘em in Alexandria, Virginia.
Reposted by Paula Poundstone
#GVerse #KingResist #Unite #FBaRmy
We stand with these #Veterans
🇺🇸Jason Crow
🇺🇸Chris Deluzio
🇺🇸Maggie Goodlander
🇺🇸Chrissy Houlahan
🇺🇸 Mark Kelly
🇺🇸 Elissa Slotkin
This is what courage looks like.
@kingresist.bsky.social
@coko.bsky.social
@katarinakriz.bsky.social
@browneyegirlhi.bsky.social
We stand with these #Veterans
🇺🇸Jason Crow
🇺🇸Chris Deluzio
🇺🇸Maggie Goodlander
🇺🇸Chrissy Houlahan
🇺🇸 Mark Kelly
🇺🇸 Elissa Slotkin
This is what courage looks like.
@kingresist.bsky.social
@coko.bsky.social
@katarinakriz.bsky.social
@browneyegirlhi.bsky.social
November 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
#GVerse #KingResist #Unite #FBaRmy
We stand with these #Veterans
🇺🇸Jason Crow
🇺🇸Chris Deluzio
🇺🇸Maggie Goodlander
🇺🇸Chrissy Houlahan
🇺🇸 Mark Kelly
🇺🇸 Elissa Slotkin
This is what courage looks like.
@kingresist.bsky.social
@coko.bsky.social
@katarinakriz.bsky.social
@browneyegirlhi.bsky.social
We stand with these #Veterans
🇺🇸Jason Crow
🇺🇸Chris Deluzio
🇺🇸Maggie Goodlander
🇺🇸Chrissy Houlahan
🇺🇸 Mark Kelly
🇺🇸 Elissa Slotkin
This is what courage looks like.
@kingresist.bsky.social
@coko.bsky.social
@katarinakriz.bsky.social
@browneyegirlhi.bsky.social
Reposted by Paula Poundstone
This young man has it exactly right.
November 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
This young man has it exactly right.
Reposted by Paula Poundstone
I want A.I. to do my admin and laundry while I write and illustrate books. I don't want A.I. to write and illustrate books while I do my admin and laundry.
November 21, 2025 at 9:46 AM
I want A.I. to do my admin and laundry while I write and illustrate books. I don't want A.I. to write and illustrate books while I do my admin and laundry.
I’m about to tell ‘em in Alexandria, Virginia.
November 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I’m about to tell ‘em in Alexandria, Virginia.
ASPEN, COLORADO,
Get off the gravy boat. Come laugh at The Wheeler Opera House—Sat., November 29— aspenshowtix.com/choose-seats...
Get off the gravy boat. Come laugh at The Wheeler Opera House—Sat., November 29— aspenshowtix.com/choose-seats...
Choose Seats - Aspen Show Tix
aspenshowtix.com
November 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
ASPEN, COLORADO,
Get off the gravy boat. Come laugh at The Wheeler Opera House—Sat., November 29— aspenshowtix.com/choose-seats...
Get off the gravy boat. Come laugh at The Wheeler Opera House—Sat., November 29— aspenshowtix.com/choose-seats...
I'm here!
ALEXANDRIA, VIRGINIA—The Birchmere—Fri., November 21—https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/050062AA240F5F7F
ALEXANDRIA, VIRGINIA—The Birchmere—Sat., November 22— www.ticketmaster.com/event/050062...
ALEXANDRIA, VIRGINIA—The Birchmere—Fri., November 21—https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/050062AA240F5F7F
ALEXANDRIA, VIRGINIA—The Birchmere—Sat., November 22— www.ticketmaster.com/event/050062...
www.ticketmaster.com
November 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I'm here!
ALEXANDRIA, VIRGINIA—The Birchmere—Fri., November 21—https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/050062AA240F5F7F
ALEXANDRIA, VIRGINIA—The Birchmere—Sat., November 22— www.ticketmaster.com/event/050062...
ALEXANDRIA, VIRGINIA—The Birchmere—Fri., November 21—https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/050062AA240F5F7F
ALEXANDRIA, VIRGINIA—The Birchmere—Sat., November 22— www.ticketmaster.com/event/050062...
I'm here!
ALEXANDRIA, VIRGINIA—The Birchmere—Fri., November 21—https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/050062AA240F5F7F
ALEXANDRIA, VIRGINIA—The Birchmere—Sat., November 22— www.ticketmaster.com/event/050062...
ALEXANDRIA, VIRGINIA—The Birchmere—Fri., November 21—https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/050062AA240F5F7F
ALEXANDRIA, VIRGINIA—The Birchmere—Sat., November 22— www.ticketmaster.com/event/050062...
www.ticketmaster.com
November 21, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I'm here!
ALEXANDRIA, VIRGINIA—The Birchmere—Fri., November 21—https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/050062AA240F5F7F
ALEXANDRIA, VIRGINIA—The Birchmere—Sat., November 22— www.ticketmaster.com/event/050062...
ALEXANDRIA, VIRGINIA—The Birchmere—Fri., November 21—https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/050062AA240F5F7F
ALEXANDRIA, VIRGINIA—The Birchmere—Sat., November 22— www.ticketmaster.com/event/050062...
Reposted by Paula Poundstone
Rewarding a dictator-aggressor always leads to another war. One that is usually even worse.
November 21, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Rewarding a dictator-aggressor always leads to another war. One that is usually even worse.
MISSOULA, MONTANA,
Poundstone is coming to The Wilma! —Thurs., Dec. 4. www.ticketmaster.com/event/1E0062...
Poundstone is coming to The Wilma! —Thurs., Dec. 4. www.ticketmaster.com/event/1E0062...
www.ticketmaster.com
November 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
MISSOULA, MONTANA,
Poundstone is coming to The Wilma! —Thurs., Dec. 4. www.ticketmaster.com/event/1E0062...
Poundstone is coming to The Wilma! —Thurs., Dec. 4. www.ticketmaster.com/event/1E0062...
ASPEN, COLORADO,
The hills will be alive with the sound of laughter at The Wheeler Opera House—Sat., November 29— aspenshowtix.com/choose-seats...
The hills will be alive with the sound of laughter at The Wheeler Opera House—Sat., November 29— aspenshowtix.com/choose-seats...
Choose Seats - Aspen Show Tix
aspenshowtix.com
November 20, 2025 at 8:01 PM
ASPEN, COLORADO,
The hills will be alive with the sound of laughter at The Wheeler Opera House—Sat., November 29— aspenshowtix.com/choose-seats...
The hills will be alive with the sound of laughter at The Wheeler Opera House—Sat., November 29— aspenshowtix.com/choose-seats...
ASPEN, COLORADO,
The hills will be alive with the sound of laughter at The Wheeler Opera House—Sat., November 29— aspenshowtix.com/choose-seats...
The hills will be alive with the sound of laughter at The Wheeler Opera House—Sat., November 29— aspenshowtix.com/choose-seats...
Choose Seats - Aspen Show Tix
aspenshowtix.com
November 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
ASPEN, COLORADO,
The hills will be alive with the sound of laughter at The Wheeler Opera House—Sat., November 29— aspenshowtix.com/choose-seats...
The hills will be alive with the sound of laughter at The Wheeler Opera House—Sat., November 29— aspenshowtix.com/choose-seats...